I managed to spend a large portion of my childhood in Texas and never once rode a horse. I don’t really care for em, but I’m bringing to think horse people turned me off horses more than the animal it’s self.
@Kidsandliz Nope. I know quite a few Amish, and have worked for and with some of them, but it’s a lot more likely that they ask to ride with me in my car than that I ride with them. The buggy rides I’ve had have been when I’ve had friends or family from a distance want to “see Amish.” There’re places where they give tours of Amish houses and barns and give buggy rides and we’ll take them to one of those. That’s a lot less awkward than showing up at my neighbor’s or co-worker’s house and asking if I can show someone their house and barn and ride their buggy.
Oklahoma here. I have owned horses and ridden said horses as well as horses owned by others. I have also ridden bareback on cows, donkeys, pigs, sheep, and anything else that didn’t move faster than my childhood feet would carry me.
Oklahoma here. I have owned horses and ridden said horses as well as horses owned by others. I have also ridden bareback on cows, donkeys, pigs, sheep, and anything else that didn’t move faster than my childhood feet would carry me.
I have knot not not knot ridden a horse.
And I am not knot not buzzed at present.
What does this have to do with the Fuck Count, I ask you?
@f00l sooo… you have ridden a horse and you are buzzed. fucker
@carl669
I’ll buzz that, motherfuckering fuckwad.
@f00l
Is that a knot-knot joke?
@werehatrack
Who’s there, fucker?
@f00l
It’s not my week to keep track of their fucker.
@carl669 @f00l FUCKWAD!!!. One of my favorite words that I forgot about
( where’s that pot leaf emoji?)
Thanks, you fucking fuckers!!
Me!
I managed to spend a large portion of my childhood in Texas and never once rode a horse. I don’t really care for em, but I’m bringing to think horse people turned me off horses more than the animal it’s self.
@LordSalem “Never date a horse girl. She will always first love her horse; second her daddy’s money; third you, if you are lucky.”
@KNmeh7 @LordSalem
If you do date a horse girl, first, marry her; second, use her daddy’s money to buy a boat; third, go fishing. A lot.
Horses can’t fish for shit.
I grew up in the middle of a large Amish community and have ridden in buggies behind horses several times, but never on horseback.
@algae1221 That’s cool (buggies). Were you riding in the buggies of the families of friends of yours?
@Kidsandliz Nope. I know quite a few Amish, and have worked for and with some of them, but it’s a lot more likely that they ask to ride with me in my car than that I ride with them. The buggy rides I’ve had have been when I’ve had friends or family from a distance want to “see Amish.” There’re places where they give tours of Amish houses and barns and give buggy rides and we’ll take them to one of those. That’s a lot less awkward than showing up at my neighbor’s or co-worker’s house and asking if I can show someone their house and barn and ride their buggy.
Oklahoma here. I have owned horses and ridden said horses as well as horses owned by others. I have also ridden bareback on cows, donkeys, pigs, sheep, and anything else that didn’t move faster than my childhood feet would carry me.
Oklahoma here. I have owned horses and ridden said horses as well as horses owned by others. I have also ridden bareback on cows, donkeys, pigs, sheep, and anything else that didn’t move faster than my childhood feet would carry me.