Dear Meh: I need something cool!!!

ocifersven thought this was worth mentioning said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 2:31am ET

Dear Meh,

I can’t remember when I was last excited about a Meh.com item, let alone have purchased something. I’ve been a VMP member for awhile, having paid countless dollars towards the good cause. …Okay, I could count if I left this message and actually decided to do some 1st grade addition. But still…

I’m happy to continue help keep the lights on, and I’m not saying I’m owed anything. But at least do something to keep me happy. Maybe a Russian Mail-Order Bride (which would piss my wife off), or maybe a coupon book filled with chores? Those are just a few ideas. I don’t know… something nice.

Love you lots. Stay cool.

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PlacidPenguin said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 2:40am ET:

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ocifersven said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 3:48am ET:

Can I get the banana hat in red? Yellow just isn’t my color.

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Al_Coholic said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 11:17am ET:

Today’s deal and the USB lighters are probably the coolest things we’ll ever see here.

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- @Al_Coholic I am expecting a “name brand smart phone with no battery” to be on sale soon!!!
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 11:24am ET
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- @thismyusername That only stays cool until you insert the battery.
  
  Al_Coholic said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 11:46am ET
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- @thismyusername
  I am expecting a name brand battery for sale here soon, that does not include an accompanying phone.
  
  f00l said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 11:58am ET
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- @f00l now you have done it, if fridays item is the duracell battery pack blame skips the paused goat and goes directly to you.
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 12:01pm ET
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- @thismyusername
  /image goat paws
  
  2many2no said Fri, Oct 14th 2016 at 2:51am ET
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narfcake said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 11:51am ET:

Upcoming sale: fans and ice packs.

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- @narfcake
  
  But it’s 59 degrees here.
  
  Selling fans and ice packs wouldn’t be mediocre at all.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 11:56am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Fans in the winter. Heaters in the summer. Sounds about meh.
  
  narfcake said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 12:00pm ET
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- @narfcake
  
  There are other words which would describe that better.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 12:04pm ET
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Kevin said Thu, Oct 13th 2016 at 6:50pm ET:

That BBQ thermometer was pretty fuckin cool

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AuntEah said Fri, Oct 14th 2016 at 12:23am ET:

They gave us socks. You know, the free ones…that said meh. So, free socks, man.

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