@jst1ofknd (walks over to desk, sits on corner) “Hey buddy, how’s it going? Did you see that dress Sally is wearing? Did you hear that Bob’s ‘sick’ time last month was actually rehab? And I can’t believe Nelson is up for that promotion again. I mean, when are they going to get it that he’s just a suck-up? And what is with…wait, here comes Dave, gotta go! Lunch?”
I’m on day 10 of living 10 miles away from my family. I work in a research lab and working long days with lots of people. So unfortunately, isolating myself away from my wife and kid (and dog) is the right thing to do right now. I envy the shit out you all people being annoyed by your kids Stay safe everyone.
@jst1ofknd Sadly the answer is ‘as long as it has too’. I’m thankful that we have everything we need and I get to have zoom meetings every night with my girls. It makes no sense for them to self-isolate and then have me just bring home God-knows-what from work. It stinks, but I’m grateful that we have the ability to stay at two different properties. I do miss them very, very much though I have no doubt we will get through this soon. I would recommend everyone hugs their annoying kids tonight
@moonhat I don’t think so… not yet. There still needs to be a lot of preclinical and clinical work done before we start seeing those kind of samples at our lab. We do have some major studies going on now that are very time sensitive though. So… the show must go on.
@therealjrn I heard a guy at Costco wearing a MAGA T-shirt say that the reason nobody in India is getting it is because they’re all taking Holy Basil Extract, and that medicines and science were a waste of money when taking Holy Basil Extract would save lives.
Then there was that other guy that said that he had protective reticulated Quartz crystals that cured his mom of lupus and nobody has gotten sick.
So I think those are promising too. And then my astrologer says I’ll be fine and good news about health will arrive by Easter. And what do you know, that’s when Trump said it will all be over, so it has to be true. I gotta see if Hannity is on this. I should call in to tell him lots of people tell me good things. Good things. Wonderful things. About this being over soon and it will be the most incredible thing ever in the history of America. Just incredible. And amazing it will be so incredible.