@2many2no@macromeh@Star2236 I believe the mass of that turtle would have required more than one swallow (and a bit of creeper), even if they were African.
After watching several of those, my favorite is the one that goes “Customer states: Installed K&N air filter, truck will not run”. They didn’t take the filter out of the plastic wrap, and just dropped it into the housing still sealed.
@blaineg@werehatrack
I kinda like the ATV “turns off when I turn right” complaint. Since I normally will take the key off my ring and only leave the necessary key with shop, I wonder if they would have figured it out…
Getting flashbacks to dealership work again. Farm Engineering bonus: hunting season in south Texas.
How the hell did that turtle end up in the windshield?
@Star2236 Fell from an overhanging tree?
@macromeh @Star2236 They dinnae so much fly as plummet.
@macromeh @Star2236 @werehatrack
Dropped by an overladen swallow.
The swallow is now, of course, unladen.
@2many2no @macromeh @Star2236 I believe the mass of that turtle would have required more than one swallow (and a bit of creeper), even if they were African.
@macromeh @Star2236 @werehatrack Falling with style.
@Star2236 @werehatrack @blaineg
I wonder, what are the commercial possibilities of Chelonioidean aviation?
@blaineg @macromeh @Star2236 @werehatrack
That’s right…fuck drones! Amazon should be using trained swallows!
@blaineg @chienfou @macromeh @Star2236 @werehatrack I used to have a trained swallow but she broke up with me.
After watching several of those, my favorite is the one that goes “Customer states: Installed K&N air filter, truck will not run”. They didn’t take the filter out of the plastic wrap, and just dropped it into the housing still sealed.
@werehatrack That’s the only way a K&N filter will filter anything out of the air.
@blaineg @werehatrack
I kinda like the ATV “turns off when I turn right” complaint. Since I normally will take the key off my ring and only leave the necessary key with shop, I wonder if they would have figured it out…