cshillaber ....who arth thou?
19I've been a little wary of @cshillaber since that user joined Meh but tonight's post finally did it in....this account must be a joke of some kind. Married and single? A husband and a wife?
They have posted a raving review of every single product Meh has posted since they joined Meh.
Not that I'm looking for a conspiracy theory... I just want to be in on the joke! Username has "shill" in it so I'm assuming it must be a parody.
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What are you trying to say?
@cshillaber I guess my main question is, please teach me how you live an active single life without your husband knowing or your wife knowing. This is impressive stuff and we must know more. Even Barney Stinson cannot top you, good sir/madam/whateveryouare.
@Collin1000 "The Playbook" is great!!! My wife just loves "how i met your mother"!!! I give it 5
!!!!
@cshillaber
I'm impressed.
Are you impressed that i'm impressed?
My guess is it's potentially a certain pal of ours who was very concerned about making shakes for a limited time... But I don't want to blow up his spot.
The writing that reads like a typical 5-star review was a good giveaway that it was done in humor.
@cshillaber: Can you give a glowing review for this Woot classic?
http://www.woot.com/offers/worlds-crappiest-projector
(FWIW, it really really really is a complete piece of shit projector, unworthy of the $4.95 price tag that Community Thrift wanted.)
@narfcake Sadly I don't own one, but as a retired nurse this would really come in handy!!! If only meh would offer it for sale I would be glad to review it... and of course I would get VMP... it's such a great value!!!
@cshillaber
Tell us what other items are great values, please!
And did you pay full price for all of them? And can any of them slice a banana that curves to the left? Or only one thst curves to the right?
@f00l As a single female lawyer, my family never pays full price unless it is a really luxurious item or very awesome!!! I have been looking for a left curved banana slicer for some time... does meh sell them??? I am very very excited to find one!!!
@cshillaber
Unfortunately, Meh has not yet sold one. The customer reviews elsewhere are somewhat contentious.
Here is a link to the "right-curve" version.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
I do hope that your frugal ways and winning personality help you find perfect products!
@f00l And the perfect husband..for when @cshillaber is a single female.
@cshillaber
@jqubed
And it must follow, as the night the day, @Barney will always confirm a passion for purple, @cshillaber will dance the 5 Star Review Rumba each & every night, 2-For-Tuesdays will usually offer a great deal on stuff I really don't need, and I'll never score a Fuku because I just won't try hard enough.
Ah, the certainties of Meh.
@LaVikinga I love purple. Always.
@LaVikinga You forgot @AttyVette's prompt posting of peachy puns in product threads.
@narfcake I did. Indeed, I did. I blame a way too early start to my day and not enough coffee to think clearly.
Mmmm, now I want peachy dessert things to eat.
@LaVikinga No, you blame the goat! One for being morning, and again for the lack of coffee.
@narfcake peachy keen thing to say about me..I guess
@AttyVette
Aren't you not supposed to be here for roughly another hour and 12 minutes?
@FroodyFrog aww but sometimes I am here early...depends on the day and how much "pun"ishment I want to dole out :)
@cshillaber
Has PURPLE been helpful to you and your loved ones, in keeping to your budget?
DEH TOK MEHR JEARAARB
@DrunkCat That looks like what a Dalek would say when it wakes up.
@lumpthar If I could photoshop a dalek into this I would:
@cshillaber
I also wish to shill. Sometimes i make an attempt.
Would you shill for me?
Thx in advance! :)
@f00l Sent in my shell audition tape. I couldn't figure out why they wouldn't call.
I get it now
@jaremelz
Wow! That is one supreme animated gif!
I have to struggle a lot getting thru threads, what with family pressures and many other distractions. And what if i had medical worries, then it would be even more difficult to read threads! It's always such a chore, and that .gif really helps me get thru the thread! My grandparents love it just as much as I, even tho they are no longer alive.
Everyone who views that .gif loves it! I will always benefit every time i view that .gif!
5 Stars!
@f00l
A little more enthusiasm, please!!!!!!
@f00l
@jaremelz
@joelmw
Ok....deep breath...(am going to skip the unboxing section)
PROS
I would be in jail on felony charges if it weren't for that .gif.
My cousin would be in aggressively poor taste what with all the chewing gum and split pants, instead of being a prosecuting attorney, if not for that .gif.
That .gif persuaded my brother to cut his mullet.
My parents would have been the joint horrors of the trailer park, instead of being successful human beings.
Emporer Nero would have been even more nutso except for that .gif.
All music would be elevator music, if that .gif had never been posted here.
All hamburgers would be McDonalds hamburgers with special sauce, if not for that .gif.
Because of that .gif, Star Wars IV, V, VI did not suck the way Star Wars I, II, III did.
My favorite childhood dog was only cute because that .gif was posted here.
As a person with no discernable cranial activity, my family would have been sucked into a black hole, but that .gif fixed it.
CONS
none, it's perfect!
IN CONCLUSION:
For that .gif, 5 trillion stars!
@f00l You get all gazillion of the enthusiasm points, but you actually lose points because your response is both sophisticated and clever. Part of the "charm" of the sort of shilling we're "celebrating" here is its raw stupidity. Don't get me wrong: I prefer your sort, but it clashes, if you know what I mean.
@joelmw
Hey, you know, the parts about the mullet and the black hole are accurate! No exaggeration there. Butterfly effect - thar .gif being posted today quantum bounced around to the past (time just an illusion, y'know) and chain-evented my brother to a better haircut. Trust me, the family is thankful!