An immunologist and a cardiologist are kidnapped. The kidnappers threaten to shoot one of them, but promise to spare whoever has made the greater contribution to humanity.
The cardiologist says,
“Well, I’ve identified drugs that have saved the lives of millions of people.”
Impressed, the kidnappers turn to the immunologist.
“What have you done?”
they ask.
The immunologist says,
“The thing is, the immune system is very complicated …”
And the cardiologist says,
“Just shoot me now.”
Quoted from this interesting article pub in Atlantic
@OldCatLady
Blame! I’m not donating blood ever again. Too many stupid questions. Like whose blood is this? Where did you get it? And why is it in a bucket?
@OldCatLady
With everyone turning to gardening during the pandemic, posting brag pics of your first harvest are all the rage.
So today I was able to harvest my first organ (kidney) from the homeless person who wandered into my garden. Got a little damaged from all the flailing and kicking, but it’ll do.
An old poem from my childhood, which seems oddly relevant of late:
@rockblossom Shel Silverstein?
@rockblossom Ogden Nash. Another favorite is Winter Complaint. He didn’t take kindly to boors spreading germs.
@OldCatLady @katbyter It’s been attributed to several authors, but I’ve never been able to pin down who actually originated it.
I heard 2:
I like my women like I like my COVID
19 and easily spread…
I heard a joke about COVID-19, but even if I told you it now, it could be up to 2 weeks before I’d be sure if you’d gotten it.
Saw a highway sign today (electronic sign): Zoom is for meetings, not for the highway.
not Covid, but got to share
An immunologist and a cardiologist are kidnapped. The kidnappers threaten to shoot one of them, but promise to spare whoever has made the greater contribution to humanity.
The cardiologist says,
“Well, I’ve identified drugs that have saved the lives of millions of people.”
Impressed, the kidnappers turn to the immunologist.
“What have you done?”
they ask.
The immunologist says,
“The thing is, the immune system is very complicated …”
And the cardiologist says,
“Just shoot me now.”
Quoted from this interesting article pub in Atlantic
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/immunology-is-where-intuition-goes-to-die/ar-BB17ANwf
Science!
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Why haven’t we heard any intern-level dark humor? We have an assortment of medical types around here, and it’s hard to offend meh people. Usually.
@OldCatLady
@OldCatLady
Blame! I’m not donating blood ever again. Too many stupid questions. Like whose blood is this? Where did you get it? And why is it in a bucket?
@OldCatLady
With everyone turning to gardening during the pandemic, posting brag pics of your first harvest are all the rage.
So today I was able to harvest my first organ (kidney) from the homeless person who wandered into my garden. Got a little damaged from all the flailing and kicking, but it’ll do.
He said he’d be back.
The Office - A 1-Person Retrospective
by Arnold Schwartzenegger
Highway electronic sign:
Mask up
Covid-19 down
![Sign seen at the National Cattlemens Conference]
[1]:
A man walks into a bar in New Orleans and orders a Corona and 2 hurricanes.
The bartender says, “That will be $20.20.”