Coupon Code Creation Contest
15I bet at some point you have received one of our coupon codes and wondered who comes up with these quality quips. You’ve probably even thought of your own. Well, your wonderful witticisms can be your chance to shine!
Pitch us your idea for a new Meh coupon code. What’s the code, what’s it worth, and why should it exist? We’ll be selecting some favorites and making them real. Don’t get greedy. We can’t guarantee we’ll be able to create the real codes for the value you suggest, but we’ll do our best.
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Flatuencellence: $10 off
For a crappy deal made somewhat better. Only works for purchase #2.
NOTABOC: I’m sorry you didn’t feel enough instant regret. Here’s $5 off.
UCAUGHTUS - $5 for when meh screws up a product listing
CRYBABY - $5 for when someone complains about an order, but doesn’t really deserve to
YOINK - This one adds $5 onto the order. For when people are being jerks.
SORRYCHUMBO - $10 off for customers who were injured by a product that was broken during shipment.
MEDZROOLZ - $10 off for users named medz
@medz The last one is only applicable for orders $100,000 and up.
@medz I want to use YOINK in everyday life
@medz I don’t know why it never occurred to me before, but it just struck me that medz.com could be Mediocre Labs’ next creation…
A deal a day on deeply discounted pharmaceuticals.
They’d be overstock, returned/refurbished medicines, or just off-brand knock-offs that may or may not do what they say they’ll do.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh, and ©.
edit: Aaand… I just clicked on that link and, of course, all the best ideas have already been thought of.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TWINS: a second item will be included in your order. A smaller, less functional item that is nonetheless endearing in a wheedling, pathetic way. You’ll find yourself wondering how the two could be related. But they are, somehow. Not in any credible way, more like in a “please ignore this gaping non-science hole in what’s just meant to give you a laugh at the absurdity” way.
@brainmist don’t insult twins
@CaptAmehrican Pretty sure I was honoring twins, duh.
@CaptAmehrican Pretty sure I was honoring twins, duh.
DOGSHIRTMEH: $5 off any t-shirt from mediocritee which does not have cats on it.
NOWHAMMIES: Feel like pressing your luck with todays item, ok here’s five bucks!
Coupony McCouponface: 3.99 £ ($5)
Good on anything
Valid every year on Sir David Attenborough’s birthday (May 8th)
MEDIOCREBOTISMYOVERLORD: good for $10 off your first purchase, but by using it, you’re taking a vow against humans
@capguncowboy No, to use it, you MUST prove you’re a robot via Captcha.
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
MEHGOTISTICAL - Good for $5 off any overpriced meh branded merchandise.
GETALIFE - $5.00 off your order after pressing the meh button 365 consecutive days in a row.
@jhinra As someone that has a record streak of just 364 days, I approve of this suggestion
@capguncowboy @jhinra and good for another 5 for every 365 days in a row.
SALT - $5 for when someone is salty about a purchase to customer service
PEPPER - $5 for when someone is spicy about a purchase to customer service
TIP - $5 ADDED to your order as a thanks to the guys and gals in the warehouse
TEAACT - Remove sales tax.
PURPLEPARADISE – $5 off your order just because @Barney loves purple.
@Barney You beat me to it. I was going to suggest coupon code PURPLE in your honor.
@heartny Aww…
Everyone is being so nice to me today. What gives?
mehIRKa: Free Instant Regret Kit.
FUCKCOUNT - adds $1 to the price of any item. but then subtracts $6.69.
because it’s a coupon. not a fuck-u-pon.
MehApeDen: Don’t get mad y’all, take three letters, or, err, dollars off!
two and one USD off.
MehBackMachine: Replaces current order with a random prior meh offering of equal or greater value.
PENNY4THOT Gives $.01 off your next order
@sohmageek That’s a damn cheap thot.
Buymehabeer
Adds $5.00 to your total. The additional funds will goto the Meh beer money account
VMPFREE - $5 off (basically one free month) for VMPs
@mc5no4stp didn’t that actually happen early on (a Christmas Day?) for those who paid attention when it was offered?
Again would be good.
@mc5no4stp @RedOak Yes it did… that was my first “purchase” and they have been taking my money almost ever since… guess that worked for them.
NeverAgain - Free shipping on 1 purchase when someone says they’ll never order from meh again.
SorryNotSorry - Give code to someone you’re sure is trying to get something for free. When they enter the code there is no discount, just a message saying “Thank you for your code, we determined your complaint was invalid and give you nothing. We knew you were lying when tou said you would never shop with us again”
Ive never had a coupon code. I have no idea what they look like or what they’re given out for. Hope these at least somewhat fit.
m3h3h3h - (pronounced like muah ah ah) 33% off, but only offered on the 3rd day of the month at 3pm (because why not be mildly inconvenient).
AUTOCORRECT - a conciliatory $5 for an order in which something else entirely different from what was ordered showed up.
HATE2SEEIT - the day after breaking a long streak (365+ days?) you can get the next day’s item for $5 no matter what it is
VMPOSTER - access to the 4 PM VMP stash for non-VMP users
HAPPYMEHDAY5 - Happy Birthday to us! Take 5 dollars off as our special gift to you… from us… on our birthday… this made more sense in my head.
IMISSEDMEHDAY5 - You didn’t show up for our birthday bonanza
That’s ok, here’s a crummy 5% off code so you can buy some crap from our store.
Basically anyone that bought something or clicked on one of the spinny meh faces during the mehrathon would get the “HAPPYMEHDAY5” coupon in their email while everyone else would who didn’t would get the “IMISSEDMEHDAY5” coupon.
AGAIN? - 10% off the first time an offer is repeated, 20% off second time, etc.
BATH - A free brick of candy corn with your order.
@hems79 Not a free Built NY neoprene case? There must be some of those laying around still.
@cinoclav
Very true.
@cinoclav @hems79
Yes, in many Mehtizens’ closets.
KAREN- $5 off one item $5.01 or above. Named in honor of those retail mavens who enjoy harassing customer service in hopes of free items.
FEELINLUCKY - Random amount anywhere between 50% off, up to 50% more (applies after checkout, of course)
FEELINNICE : coupon code is used to alert the packaging team you wouldn’t mind a little extra something in your parcel.
@Nate311 Like a hand-written note of how beautiful/handsome you are?
@pyroguy7 I wouldn’t mind some affirmation.
PUTMEINCOACH: good for airfare (fedex return shipping label for a large crate with some air holes) to the mediocre warehouse and lodging (a dog bed under a desk at the warehouse). You get to work a 10 hour shift packing IRKs. After your shift you get an IRK to take home. *Return airfare not included.
5OFFMEIRKU2 - Oh wait, that’s my unique $5 off coupon why did I post it here.
IDDQD - replace meh face with doomguy face
300mehsvmp- Gets you 300 items at random (Could be 300 pennies, could be a candy jar full of skittles, or a pallet of speaker docks just shows up at your door to torment the neighbors with, etc). Because if you’ve been a VMP from the start, you’ve spent $300 on it!
@Jamileigh17 that calculation is just a bit depressing.
JUSTMEHCAUSE - Free random MEH themed item (pop-socket, bandana, pillow, sticker, etc.) added to your order.
SOCKET POPPIT STAHPIT
IIll11lI1I1l - 20% off for attention to detail
@medz That code should be 0b10100
BUCKOFF
Speaks for itself…
Here are some of my ideas:
NOFAULT - takes X% off an order, and voids all Meh.-provided warranties for that purchase.
FAUXVMP - takes $0.01 off any order for VMPs, but can’t be used during VMP happy hour.
V0IDIFC0PYPASTED[optional ID] - takes $5.00 off the purchase of an IRK. Can be personalized for target recipients by adding some kind of unique identifier. I feel that this one is particularly evil, and should only be used against the baddest of the boys, such myself.
Might make up some more later.
Mehbe10 could be 10% off, could be 1% off.
Catbath $9 off cause the cat said so
Hahahaha surprise discount or amount added (mehbe a deal, mehbe a rip off)
TRIFECTA - $5.00 off at Meh, Morningsave, or Casemates.
MULTIPLY - $5.00 off any one meh item. $10.00 off if you buy 2. $15.00 off if you buy 3.
multiples must be purchased at the same time
And last, but not least:
IHEARTU - Can be used for $5.00 off by any “member” (not a VMP), BUT, they have to promise to stop whining and posting that they are members during the VMP hour of mehrathons.
SOHMAGEEK - $10 off a speaker if you already have over 5 in your order history
01001101 01100101 01101000: Mediocrebot randomly selects from 1% to 100%-off your entire purchase.
@bramby2 your binary has been translated and appreciated
B3ST C0D3 $6 off
Why it should be included? Because 3+3=6
(too late to edit)
Or maybe it should be included because 3+3 doesn’t = 10
NOCOUP4U - 20% off any item, maximum savings $20
WOOTWHO - Free shipping during mehrathon
@gwaki free shipping during a wootoff would be better
Mehgaritas. $10 off anything Meh sells that can be used for making Margaritas – in any way, shape, or form.
TESTYOURLUCK - Adds $5 to subtotal, a random item will be included with order it was applied to.
AMITHEONLYONE - $5 off given to people who troll the forums and keep memes alive
Glennthegoodsock
ONEOFF - $1 off your purchase. Can only be used once.
M3MOR1E5 - after a dozen purchases, get 12% off
ADDTOPIC - 10%discount for topic creation on random day
Narfcake-bogo any catshirt
Barney- 1 dollar off any purple item
Captamerican-10% off any nautical item
Goat -10% off for that months goat
Deadgoat- 0 to 10% off for all former goats
TurnBackTime - buy the MorningSave item at the cheaper Meh price. How many times does it happen that a few days or a week after the Meh sale we discover a burning desire for something only to find it on MorningSave at a few dollars more?
DoubleDown - purchase up to twice as many more than the buying limit available after 8pm only. Gives most buyers a chance to purchase normally and the few that really want/need more a chance to buy again if there is still inventory.
NIPCONFUSION - $5 to a user who wrote into support complaining about an order they actually bought elsewhere
BROWNBAGIT - one time use for 10% off over at casemates.