Product: Conair Handheld 2-In-1 Turbo Extreme Garment Steamer And Iron
Model: GS208GD-1
Condition: New
1875 watts of powerful, instant heating for efficient steam that eliminates 99.9% of bacteria while smoothing, dewrinkling, and refreshing
Enjoy 40% more steam, a 62% larger steam area, 20% more power, and 4 adjustable steam settings suitable for delicate to heavy fabrics
The 2-in-1 design works for both steaming and pressing, functioning as an iron—with or without steam—for quick wrinkle release horizontally or vertically
Four illuminated steam settings cater to all fabric types, from gentle treatment on Low to tackling tough wrinkles on Turbo
The smart sensor halts steam when the steamer rests on a flat surface and resumes when lifted, ensuring safe operation
Material
Plastic
Dimensions
6” W x 5.5” L x 12.5” H
Cord Length
8 feet
Weight
3.7 pounds
Usage
Vertically or Horizontally
Heat Up Time
10 Seconds
Enhanced Power & Speed
1875 watts
Exceptional Steam Output
40% More Steam
Oversized Aluminum Soleplate
62% Larger Steam Area
Steam Settings
4 Adjustable Steam Settings
LED Controls
4 Illuminated Steam Settings
Intelligent Safety Feature
Smart Sensor Halts Steam
Extra Accessories
Delicates Bonnet, Creaser, 2-in-1 Silicone Band & Bristle Brush
Extra Accessories
Delicates Bonnet: Protects trims & safely steams fine fabrics
Creaser: For perfect pleats & folds
2-in-1 Silicone Band & Bristle Brush
Silicone Band: Pulls fabric taut for better results
Bristle Brush: Ensures steam penetrates fibers for a perfect press, even on heavy fabrics
What’s Included?
1x Conair Handheld 2-In-1 Turbo Extreme Garment Steamer & Iron
“Age before beauty,” Clare Boothe Luce once remarked as she invited Dorothy Parker to proceed her; “pearls before swine,” the latter supposedly retorted as she swept through the doorway.
@Kyeh@yakkoTDI LOL. i’ve heard many anecdotes about Parker, but not that one. She sounds like somebody i would’ve liked (but my friends probably wouldn’t’ve, at least the ones after college).
Wonder if she would’ve liked me and invited me to her parties?
Of course, she was dead shortly after the time i would have been aware of her existence, though i had been reading Robert Benchley by then.
(poem of her typical attitude to society:) Neither Bloody Nor Bowed
They say of me, and so they should,
It’s doubtful if I come to good.
I see acquaintances and friends
Accumulating dividends,
And making enviable names
In science, art, and parlor games.
But I, despite expert advice,
Keep doing things I think are nice,
And though to good I never come–
Inseparable my nose and thumb!
Most of her works available at Project Gutenberg, internet Archive, Anna’s Archive for free reading.
Does it have nitro injection on the turbo? I’ve been looking for a way to add nitro to my stouts.
And the turbo May mean quicker nitro’d BEvERages.
Totally steamed at this deal!
Specs
Product: Conair Handheld 2-In-1 Turbo Extreme Garment Steamer And Iron
Model: GS208GD-1
Condition: New
Extra Accessories
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$57 at Costco
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, May 15 - Monday, May 19
Cast iron?
@yakkoTDI No, just pearls.
@phendrick @yakkoTDI Before swine?
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI Answering that might offend some here…
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI Today’s is good:
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@phendrick @yakkoTDI Hah. My favorite use of that phrase is this:
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI LOL. i’ve heard many anecdotes about Parker, but not that one. She sounds like somebody i would’ve liked (but my friends probably wouldn’t’ve, at least the ones after college).
Wonder if she would’ve liked me and invited me to her parties?
Of course, she was dead shortly after the time i would have been aware of her existence, though i had been reading Robert Benchley by then.
(poem of her typical attitude to society:)
Neither Bloody Nor Bowed
They say of me, and so they should,
It’s doubtful if I come to good.
I see acquaintances and friends
Accumulating dividends,
And making enviable names
In science, art, and parlor games.
But I, despite expert advice,
Keep doing things I think are nice,
And though to good I never come–
Inseparable my nose and thumb!
Most of her works available at Project Gutenberg, internet Archive, Anna’s Archive for free reading.
Does it have nitro injection on the turbo? I’ve been looking for a way to add nitro to my stouts.
And the turbo May mean quicker nitro’d BEvERages.
Totally steamed at this deal!
Tempted to buy this solely because I enjoyed the write-up.
“AI” is a turbo extreme brain steamer and iron.
@DrunkCat It is like you are not even trying anymore. They will never come back to you at this rate. Come on little buddy, you can do it!
/giphy you can do it

Ah, Nicolas Cage - I get it.
Can you make “steamed hams” with it?
@sjk3 Skiiinnnner!

You can lead a horticulture . .
@JoMamma …but you can’t… [going to end there]
Haven’t seen a Meh sell out in quite a while.
Congratulations, Meh!
@accelerator Not since the ramen from the other day.
@accelerator @yakkoTDI Of course, they only had 268 of them…
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI I missed that one. I’m generally not a fan of meh food sales, but I have bought before.