This popped up as a New Thing over on SideDeal, and I suspect there’s an opportunity for some creative commentary about serpent lube in the works for us…
The specs say “280,000,000 mcg total mass weight of the contents”, which is completely honest, and totally ludicrous. OBTW, they contain Hemp Oil, the stuff that’s acknowledged as something known to do a lot of nothing.
@mike808 I think I had them in colledge.The “d” is included to show how long ago that was, : and to preclude werehatrack from flagging me for misspelling college
We got an email at the office (federal facility) today warning about a new Coke energy drink infused with hemp oil. They were concerned about the possibility that regular consumption would cause workers to fail random drug tests for THC.
@compunaut Political appointees as agency heads are not required ro have competency in much of anything, including chem and pharmacology. Breathing downwind of Oklahoma carries more hazard for that than hemp oil. If you smell a skunk, you know what’s going on up wind these days.
The specs say “280,000,000 mcg total mass weight of the contents”, which is completely honest, and totally ludicrous. OBTW, they contain Hemp Oil, the stuff that’s acknowledged as something known to do a lot of nothing.
“Cherry Twins” sounds like a porn title.
@mike808 It does, yup. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an entire series of them under that name.
@mike808 @werehatrack
which makes the post title even funnier!
@chienfou @mike808 And I’m just going to quietly ignore what I said about “serpent lube”, yep, you betcha.
@mike808 I think I had them in colledge.The “d” is included to show how long ago that was,
: and to preclude werehatrack from flagging me for misspelling college 
@mike808 I believe Cherry Twin “Gummies” is porn for the geriatric crowd
These appear to use the same mold Haribo uses for their Happy Cherries.
@PooltoyWolf I’ve never had a moldy Haribo.
@werehatrack Me neither!
Do note they already sell condoms
@Cerridwyn I thought they pulled out of that market.
@Cerridwyn @mike808 Ha!
@Cerridwyn Are they red & green?
@rtjhnstn
Go look
We got an email at the office (federal facility) today warning about a new Coke energy drink infused with hemp oil. They were concerned about the possibility that regular consumption would cause workers to fail random drug tests for THC.
@compunaut Political appointees as agency heads are not required ro have competency in much of anything, including chem and pharmacology. Breathing downwind of Oklahoma carries more hazard for that than hemp oil. If you smell a skunk, you know what’s going on up wind these days.
@werehatrack
Maybe modern methods are more accurate than in 1997?
Positive THC Urinalysis From Hemp Seed Oil
@compunaut This would be an accuracy loss, misidentifying a lack of THC as a detection if it. Hemp oil does not contain what they aeek.
Healthergize? Sounds perfectly legitimate to me!
Mosty unrelated; A friend saw yet another new dispensary getting ready to open up in Oklahoma, named The Many Leaves Of Doobie Gillis.
@werehatrack Think he got the idea from the old TV show?
@detailer I can’t see how that could possibly have happened. I’m sure the two are entirely unrelated, and this is just an incredible coincidence.
@werehatrack Still made me giggle
@detailer @werehatrack
maybe that’s why Maynard G Krebs grew into such an idiot as Gilligan…
/giphy the twins
