Cinoclav's Field of 32 Day 28
14Well, it appears we’re almost done Master Eighting. It’s been pretty satisfying watching it build to a climax but you can only delay the inevitable for so long. One final decision to be made and we’re on to the Fanfuckingtastic Four. Coming along for the ride are our favorite drinking containers, Bubba Bottles, which blew right by the Comforters with a toasty 30 to 14 victory. Pretty sure we all saw that looming, even those who voted for the Comforters. The last two items to face off might make this a bit more competitive. At least I hope they do, as those blowout wins are rather boring. These really are some favorites here at meh and the group has been pretty well split on their popularity. Welcome back Knives and Headphones. They’ve been sitting idly by in their respective locker rooms, getting pep talks and eating green M&M’s. One of them will take on the Bubba Bottles and the other will be tossed into the murky depths of the ocean. I’d really hate to have that guilt on my shoulders, so you all can go vote and feel good about the misery you’re gong to inflict on one helpless contestant.
TL;DR - Seriously? I kept the damn thing as short as I could for once. Just read it.
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Knives!
Headphones!
/giphy mumbly peg
@therealjrn You really don’t sleep, do you?
@cinoclav No, not really. Not in the traditional sense of defined “this is when I sleep”
When I had to punch a clock for work it was more delineated but these last few years have been a more “unstructured” time of my life.
@therealjrn I actually find it amusing that yours may often be the newest post I read before bed and the first I see posted in the morning. And that’s from someone who averages about 5 hours of sleep a night during the week.
my future in the Meh forums is watching my back around all these knife-upvoting maniacs.
/giphy cat with knives
/giphy cat with headphones
Vote knives. Or else…
@mfladd I’m not skerred
/giphy bring it
OMG - Knives are winning!
/sarcasm
Oooh we’re going for two months straight of goatdom for @cinoclav? Cool!
@nolrak Everyone secretly has that little desire to be goat. To be the center of attention or maybe just so that they can get it over with and never have to worry about it again. Rarely does someone so vividly express their desire to fulfill the role. Congratulations on your uniqueness.