Cinoclav's Field of 32 Day 23

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Wow - that was intense. One of our finest bouts of the tournament so far. Who would have thought there would still be so much love for those Fidget Spinners? Not enough love, but still quite a bit, at least from 24 of you. But just like the fad itself, the Spinners have come to a stop, losing to the 26 of you in favor of the victorious vessels, Bubba Bottles! While trying to stay neutral during this competition, I have to admit I would have been pretty bummed if the Bubbas didn’t win this one. I love those damn bottles.

Looking at today’s adversaries it seems we’re taking a trip. Every time I fly there are two essentials that go with me. First of all, my noise canceling Headphones are an absolute necessity. If you’ve ever flown you’ve experienced that moment of dread when you see a parent boarding with a young child. Not in front of me, not in front of me… not behind me, not behind me!!! That’s right ma’am, just keep moving, don’t look this way. Seat yourself back there near the bathroom so when your kid craps himself no one will really know the difference. Oh no, wait, what are you doing? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? And there it is. “Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?” It never fails - mom and monster plop themselves down next to me. Oh yeah, the Headphones. This is why they’re so important. I wear them to cancel out the obnoxious crying. I mean, I don’t really care that my crying is annoying them, but at least I can’t hear myself anymore. As for that other item, my carry-on is always a Backpack (with a built in Laptop Bag). Why is this so important when flying? It’s where I keep all my delicious snacks. Halfway through the flight when the inept mother next to me has fallen asleep and her brat is getting antsy, I find a surefire way to calm him down is to pull out those snacks. No, I’m not going to share them with the little snot. They’re for me to eat in front of him until he gets so wound up that he wakes up mom, who now in desperation mode is forced to give him some children’s Benadryl. Sleep easy little guy, I’m going to listen to some music and enjoy some leftover candy corn…