/showme parody guide for professional car detailers on using their tools to clean their own teeth, parody, style of an airplane seat back safety card. at least one panel for the foam cannon and one for the shop vac crevice nozzle
@cfg83@chienfou@macromeh@zippyus Oh wow, the bot versions of the human jokes have the same literal meaning but are less funny. If the AI did that on purpose, it’s impressive.
My Dad jokes days may be numbered.
@heartny@mehcuda67 Hrmmm, that didn’t occur to me … maybe not. I just liked the idea of them helping me out. They could thrash the food to bits and eat the germs.
Couple of questions.
How big is the head on these?
Given the fact that there are two switches do you have to push the on/off button multiple times to change the mode every time you use it?? What about the strength? Does it stay set or do you have to cycle it each time as well??
This might have been a consideration if I hadn’t bought an Oral B Io series toothbrush a few days ago. The Oral B is higher rated and still found on store shelves. I discovered, after getting a Colgate spin brush, that sometimes these toothbrushes do so poorly they and their replacement heads d simply disappear.
I saw my dentist twice a day- he was my dad. He always stressed the importance of “stength” while brushing, especially when using the hideously untasty toothpaste called Py-co-pay, of which he had endless professional samples…
@dpease I’ve had several Sonicare units & Sonicare knockoffs, and honestly can’t tell the difference between the two in terms of the vibration tech. Just my experience!
/showme new tooth cleaning tool where you hold a standard toothbrush against the front of the tooth while your other hand presses a novel tooth-shaking attachment against the back of the tooth to move it against the still brush
Only one regret with this purchase is that I didn’t buy two or three. Honestly the best electric toothbrush I’ve ever used! Does an excellent job at cleaning. I had doubts it would work half as well as it does when I saw it on Meh. I have to admit I was wrong. Need to search elsewhere to get another.
@Solitude007
I was totally on the fence about this product and then let it slip by. Wish I’d had this review/endorsement earlier. (Of course, you didn’t have it at that time so you couldn’t review it, right?)
Checked side deal and morning save… no luck. Maybe they’ll find a case or three tucked away in a corner of the warehouse and it will show up again. Thanks for taking the time to post this.
@SaintO@Solitude007
Thanks for the heads up. I’ve been monitoring the side deal and morningside sites and hadn’t seen that yet. Ordered a pair for the two of us. Thanks.
(My VMP coupon code didn’t work for this order though. I’ve reached out to customer service for an explanation.) Edit: just realized that was today’s side deal add-on deal. That’s probably why the coupon didn’t work. At least I’ll still get some “stores cash”
Specs
Product: Chasfit Oscillating Sonic Toothbrush with 4 Brush Heads
Model: SHCF-FCT-301
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$29.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, May 13 - Friday, May 15
If this fit Chas, why did s/he return it?
@phendrick I take it that today’s click face never met one of these?
/showme parody guide for professional car detailers on using their tools to clean their own teeth, parody, style of an airplane seat back safety card. at least one panel for the foam cannon and one for the shop vac crevice nozzle
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@mediocrebot @zippyus The shop vac is a must. Need counter top version.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot @zippyus
Holy shit that’s amazing… Bot humor is advancing by leaps and bounds! I mean, referencing tonsil stones… really?? Wow!
@cfg83 @chienfou @zippyus My thoughts exactly - almost scary good…
@chienfou @macromeh @zippyus Hmmm …
/showme Sly mediocrebot putting comedian AIs to work on the finest jokes, but the comedian AIs are just getting their jokes from funny humans.
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@mediocrebot I case my rest.
@cfg83 @chienfou @macromeh @zippyus I still can’t get past the disclaimer on the oral detailing card. Almost exactly as I would do it.
@macromeh

I know… it’s truly eyeopening.
/giphy gobsmacked
@cfg83 @chienfou @macromeh @zippyus Oh wow, the bot versions of the human jokes have the same literal meaning but are less funny. If the AI did that on purpose, it’s impressive.
My Dad jokes days may be numbered.
@chienfou @macromeh @mehcuda67 @zippyus
No no no, just go with the flow.
/showme Dad out joking all other dads with help of mediocrebot feeding him jokes into his earplugs. Children look skeptical.
The great thing about it is that you don’t have to stress whether or not you are an imposter because … you are.
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@cfg83 @chienfou @mediocrebot
/showme japanese dentist removing enormous tonsillolith from godzilla, cinematic
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@zippyus
forgot the crevice tool prompt…
@chienfou you’re right
/showme godzilla removing large tonsillolith from japanese dentist using shop vac crevice tool
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@mediocrebot @zippyus
“Even monsters kind dentist”
@heartny I wish my teeth looked like that.
@cfg83 @heartny furry?
@heartny @mehcuda67 Hrmmm, that didn’t occur to me … maybe not. I just liked the idea of them helping me out. They could thrash the food to bits and eat the germs.
I’m on if we get a repeat of the quip event. Still rocking my quip shirt tote bag and challenge coin
@pdinc uh, I think you are using it wrong…

That’s good. I wouldn’t want any toothbrush without a Stength button.
Couple of questions.
How big is the head on these?
Given the fact that there are two switches do you have to push the on/off button multiple times to change the mode every time you use it?? What about the strength? Does it stay set or do you have to cycle it each time as well??
@chienfou
@troy
perfect Thanks a bunch!
This might have been a consideration if I hadn’t bought an Oral B Io series toothbrush a few days ago. The Oral B is higher rated and still found on store shelves. I discovered, after getting a Colgate spin brush, that sometimes these toothbrushes do so poorly they and their replacement heads d simply disappear.
@GospelX $229.99 ???
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DCCJZC9F
@pchops I didn’t get that model. I got an older one on sale for $50.
@GospelX That’s a relief – at that price, I choose toothless
Comic novels or comedic novels? Pedantry is my purpose.
@macphoenix Still just a hobby for me…
I saw my dentist twice a day- he was my dad. He always stressed the importance of “stength” while brushing, especially when using the hideously untasty toothpaste called Py-co-pay, of which he had endless professional samples…
I don’t go cheap on toothbrushes, pass
@dpease I’ve had several Sonicare units & Sonicare knockoffs, and honestly can’t tell the difference between the two in terms of the vibration tech. Just my experience!
Guess I missed these when they were giving them away to vine members…
/showme amazing QVC soniccare competitor that vibrates the teeth while you hold a still toothbrush against them
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/showme new tooth cleaning tool where you hold a standard toothbrush against the front of the tooth while your other hand presses a novel tooth-shaking attachment against the back of the tooth to move it against the still brush
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Only one regret with this purchase is that I didn’t buy two or three. Honestly the best electric toothbrush I’ve ever used! Does an excellent job at cleaning. I had doubts it would work half as well as it does when I saw it on Meh. I have to admit I was wrong. Need to search elsewhere to get another.
@Solitude007
I was totally on the fence about this product and then let it slip by. Wish I’d had this review/endorsement earlier. (Of course, you didn’t have it at that time so you couldn’t review it, right?)
Checked side deal and morning save… no luck. Maybe they’ll find a case or three tucked away in a corner of the warehouse and it will show up again. Thanks for taking the time to post this.
@chienfou @Solitude007
You’ve got another chance at the same price
@SaintO @Solitude007
Thanks for the heads up. I’ve been monitoring the side deal and morningside sites and hadn’t seen that yet. Ordered a pair for the two of us. Thanks.
(My VMP coupon code didn’t work for this order though. I’ve reached out to customer service for an explanation.)
Edit: just realized that was today’s side deal add-on deal. That’s probably why the coupon didn’t work. At least I’ll still get some “stores cash”
Two of the four I got just don’t work, their batteries just don’t seem to be charging at all.
@user00110485
Hit up customer service and they will help you out…