@unksol That is not a given. I had a cat who used to sleep in the bathroom sink. He would do that boneless, velcro cat act when I would try to get him out. So once I turned on the water and he didn’t leave until the sink nearly overflowed. He then did the wet cat dance shaking one leg at a time. Too bad it was pre cell phone video cameras.
@Kidsandliz the dummy currently laying on me somehow ninjaed his way into a maybe foot deep pantry at my old apartment some years ago as I was shutting the door. And I only had it open for a couple seconds. Still don’t know how he got past me.
He didn’t say anything at the time, then apparently decided to try and climb the shelves. Poking his claws through a bottle of oil a few shelves up and getting a shower.
Somewhere I have pictures of him completely coated in oil, miserable after the failed first bath, and then completely covered in corn starch which is what it took to finally get it out. I think there was another bath. Although he didn’t completely destroy my arms.
Still tries to run through any usually closed door… Cats
@Kidsandliz the worst part was I had to be out the door for a 10 hour shift right after the first failed bath… So I just had to leave him a disaster. Then Google all night.
Thankfully cornstarch does the trick. Turned a black cat grey but I just shut us in the bathroom till we were done and made a huge mess
Oh, her tongue would be too rough.
@therealjrn you wins the internet
@therealjrn eewwweeee
Triumph, the insult comic dog, says it is:
Perfect.
@mike808 you don’t poop in bidets. Savage.
@mike808 @RiotDemon But pooping on cats… thats a different thing…
Well at least there is that handy handle. I bet that would rapidly relocate him
@unksol That is not a given. I had a cat who used to sleep in the bathroom sink. He would do that boneless, velcro cat act when I would try to get him out. So once I turned on the water and he didn’t leave until the sink nearly overflowed. He then did the wet cat dance shaking one leg at a time. Too bad it was pre cell phone video cameras.
@Kidsandliz the dummy currently laying on me somehow ninjaed his way into a maybe foot deep pantry at my old apartment some years ago as I was shutting the door. And I only had it open for a couple seconds. Still don’t know how he got past me.
He didn’t say anything at the time, then apparently decided to try and climb the shelves. Poking his claws through a bottle of oil a few shelves up and getting a shower.
Somewhere I have pictures of him completely coated in oil, miserable after the failed first bath, and then completely covered in corn starch which is what it took to finally get it out. I think there was another bath. Although he didn’t completely destroy my arms.
Still tries to run through any usually closed door… Cats
@unksol That must have been a serious mess - cat and pantry.
@Kidsandliz the worst part was I had to be out the door for a 10 hour shift right after the first failed bath… So I just had to leave him a disaster. Then Google all night.
Thankfully cornstarch does the trick. Turned a black cat grey but I just shut us in the bathroom till we were done and made a huge mess
“Oh… I thought you said I could use it to clean my pussy…”
@chienfou you are one sick punster
@Kidsandliz awww… thanks!
/giphy blush