Canon EOS Rebel T5 DSLR with EF-S 18-55mm Lens (*PARODY*)

@mikibell nice edit! ;-)

@unixrab :)

@mikibell I will beat you tomorrow!!!

@unixrab Please accept my sincerest apologies for being First. I was soo surprised by the swiftness of this update. As you could tell from my unedited post, I had no idea I was First :)

@mikibell You won fair and square... ..but... I'm gunning for you

@unixrab 12:05 on the 12th..I have to be up in 4 hours, I resign :)

I love purple.

@Barney We missed you @barney .. welcome to our playground.

@mikibell Thanks!

@unixrab You just got the shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft.

@The_Baron yeah...man... I got it BAD!!!!

@phatmass kudos! first bath

@mortonfox aye!!! you got the first meh!!!

@jsh139 Is this just fantasy?

@unixrab Caught in a landslide

@SSteve no escape from reality.

Dammit I hate that song

@MsELizardBeth how? why? Wayne? Garth? where's your 90's spirit!?

@MsELizardBeth I'm just a poor boy

@unixrab From a poor family?......need sympathy?

@YahSah15 Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

@unixrab I hate about 90% of everything Queen ever did, and that movie is an especially low point. I'll get my blonde/brunette band member wanna be movie fix in a much more excellent way, and with a less shitty soundtrack.

@MsELizardBeth ABBA? or GAGA ?

@2many2no :-)

@dashcloud this will have to be added to the box contents

@The_Baron no oice??? Ohhhhhhh

@SSteve The cruft is strong in this one.

@SSteve PARODY BOT MUST DIE

@unixrab Only you can kill it.

You believe in me? @SSteve I will try

@hallmike I think that the goat is unsure where/when/if to post! @barney

@unixrab Remember, @barney had a post "elevated to ephemeral status" just the other day.
That might be a serious blow to a shy purple person.

@2many2no ...and even a non-purple person.

@2many2no @hallmike how could @snapster delete a @barney post.... cold and a goat (voluntary) of all things

@unixrab maybe we need a 'Deleted vmp log 2-9-2015' thread.

@unixrab If I didn't know better I'd think it was his first time on the internet

@hallmike I love purple.

@hallmike

@hallmike No signal. Only da funk.

@2many2no "imagination"

@2many2no

@thismyusername @unixrab
First ya bring da noise

Den da noise bring da funk

Forget the noise, need more purple.

@unixrab Same. Tough to have fun when you are required to meet quality standards. I don't need another job.

@hallmike bend at the waist winston @snapster is watching :-)

@unixrab I bend over for no man.

@hallmike ... Big Brother@snapster????

@hallmike don't make @snapster bend you ova

@hallmike Parody thread is still losing 2:1 ! Need more comments! gotta beat 67+ comments on the boring product thread!

@unixrab there willbe a lot less posts in that other thread by morning when the culling starts. .

@hallmike Honestly... I was suprised at what @snapster allowed to remain tonight... ...temporarily confused

@unixrab wait for it.

@unixrab Likely in bed. Can't pay the censors to work 24/7...

@Kidsandliz a meh job, by a meh ceo

@jrwofuga

THAS GA RED

@unixrab it's a start.

I love purple.

@DarkHuD change "amazon" to "woot.com" and I'm singing with you

@exlaxrab THIS... also must be in the box

@unixrab MPB did a great first post but it is a young bot and still learning.

@hallmike MPB I am Disappoint

@hallmike

@Morgue lol

@phatmass yes! Vote with our wallets!

@hallmike @phatmass - Reading through the comments on the product page is disconcerting. @snapster allowed a lot more comments to remain than he did on 2-9-15 (a day that will maybe live in some infamy for some amount of time) - Imma still put up the parody page, but I'm also going to see what is being allowed to stay. I know he let "No Georgia Red" by @jrwofuga stay.... maybe there's no rhyme or reason... more research is needed

@unixrab "no rhyme or reason" was pretty obvious from the get-go.

@unixrab Yes, "no georgia red" is allowed to stay, but "bath" is not... I wonder if "no pagination" would be allowed to stay? Should I risk it? Oh the uncertainly!!!

@phatmass imma put a few comments on tonight see what sticks

@unixrab I read that as "stinks" - still applies.

@hallmike @unixrab Hey guys, maybe we should just try to respect the new rules and be mindful of what we post. What if the forum really would be a better place without the likes of "bath" and "first"? Why should the Meh team condom such behavior if they don't want to?

@phatmass lol - good one! The meh team are free to make any rules they want to, and I am free to disagree with them. The white knights, toadies and yes-men can blindly kiss all the D-list internet "celebrity" ass they like but I choose to think for myself.

@phatmass - I usually put some thought into what I post so that it's relevant - but if a product comes up that sucks so bad and I just hate it...I want my comment to stay... no one here in the parody thread will mind if you try following their rules in the product thread... just realize the "tone" of the thread is being manipulated by what is allowed to stay and what is deleted. Go for it! If you get frustrated...let the Parody Thread know you got censored! :-)

@phatmass "... condom such behavior ..." i see what you did there.

@unixrab I'm surprised a whole lot of that shit stuck today, my own shit included.

@Pavlov it's disturbing

@phatmass Uh... wait... did I just click on the ACTUAL product thread by accident?

@dashcloud Uh, you could... oh, I see. @unixrab

Good one.