Can you think of a painful breakfast food pun better than Paincakes?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:00am ET

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yakkoTDI said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:03am ET:

Maybe.

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somf69 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:04am ET:

Smashedbrowns

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Kyeh said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:07am ET:

Biscuts and gravy

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Kyeh said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:08am ET:

Scrambled aches

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TheGreatNico said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:10am ET:

Pain au Chocolat

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- @TheGreatNico Pain ow Chocolat
  
  Qylvaran said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 4:12pm ET
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kostia said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:12am ET:

Wawfuls

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kostia said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:12am ET:

Seareal

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kostia said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:13am ET:

Bachin’

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Kyeh said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:15am ET:

Cough-ee

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awk said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:15am ET:

Bacon-stant agony

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Wookee said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:19am ET:

S-ow-sage links x

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togle said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:24am ET:

Scrambled legs

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:25am ET:

McDonald’s crotch-fee

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ZeroCharisma said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:29am ET:

Breakfast burrit-ow.

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:31am ET:

Grate Nuts

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:32am ET:

Raisin Brand

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:32am ET:

Cheeri-ows

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:32am ET:

Rice Fist-ies

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:35am ET:

(Foot) Corn Flakes

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mg2175 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:39am ET:

Bris-cuts.

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- @mg2175 ow.
  
  regnowsin said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 8:53am ET
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- @mg2175 @regnowsin
  yeah, the Rabbi that did the circumcision only did it for the tips!
  
  chienfou said Wed, Aug 10th 2022 at 11:57pm ET
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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:46am ET:

Stake & eggs

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:48am ET:

Boo-Boo Berry

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- @ircon96 very nice
  
  regnowsin said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 8:53am ET
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Ambiverbal said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 12:58am ET:

• Coma Toast
• I can’t believe it’s not better
• Belchin’ waffles
• Lucky Harms
• Post Mortems

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tweezak said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 1:33am ET:

Cinnamon Toes Crunch

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ThunderChicken said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 1:59am ET:

Crepes oozette
Huevos rauncheros
Paincetta
Death Cereal

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 2:52am ET:

Gout-meal

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 2:54am ET:

Ream of Wheat

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 2:59am ET:

Crushants with orange harmalade

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 3:01am ET:

Pop Sharts

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pcolachiller said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 3:02am ET:

Ouche Lorraine

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 3:07am ET:

Denver ow-mlette

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 3:14am ET:

Count Shock-ula

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EwingKlipspring said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 5:44am ET:

Cereal killers.

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 7:04am ET:

I had to miss the fun and games again. Oh well… Guess I’ll grab a mug of blech coffee and head to work.

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DonBirren said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 7:46am ET:

Bacheon

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altoidbox said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 8:26am ET:

Stake in Legs

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macromeh said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 10:23am ET:

Strangled eggs

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mcanavino said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 11:03am ET:

Blood sausage.

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spacemart said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 1:25pm ET:

scrambled aches

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- @spacemart Sorry, @Kyeh beat you to this one by about 13 hours. But, as they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
  
  ircon96 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 4:09pm ET
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- @ircon96 @spacemart
  Or - great mind think alike?
  
  Kyeh said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 4:34pm ET
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- @Kyeh @spacemart There ya go!
  
  ircon96 said Tue, Aug 9th 2022 at 9:31pm ET
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jester747 said Mon, Aug 8th 2022 at 6:50pm ET:

OJ

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- @jester747 Oh, snap!
  
  ircon96 said Tue, Aug 9th 2022 at 9:32pm ET
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