Calphalon Premier 15-Piece Self-Sharpening Knife Block Set in Dark Wood

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 2:30am ET

3 comments, 22 replies
Comment

mediocrebot said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 2:30am ET:

Specs

Product: Calphalon Premier 15-Piece Self-Sharpening Knife Block Set in Dark Wood
Model: 2156753
Condition: New

What’s Included?

1x 8-inch Chef Knife
1x 8-inch Bread Knife
1x 6-inch Utility Knife
1x 5-inch Santoku Nnife
1x 3.5-inch Paring Knife
8x Steak Knives
1x Set of Kitchen Shears
1x Sharpening Wood Block

====


Complete Set	15-Piece
SharpIN™ Technology	Built-In Ceramic Sharpeners
Material	High-Carbon German Steel
Fully Forged Blades	Superior Balance & Strength
Dimensions	11.45" x 6.41" x 14.96"
Weight	12 Pounds

Built-in ceramic sharpeners keep knives sharp for a lifetime
Specialty knives offer lasting durability and precision
Contoured for comfort and reduced hand fatigue
Bolster and tang provide superior balance and strength
Easily identify knives in the optimized storage block
Smart knife placement for quick and easy access
Essential knives, steak knives, shears, and sharpening block
Designed to stay sharp and perform beautifully for years

Price Comparison

$149.99 at Best Buy

Warranty

Limited Lifetime Warranty

Estimated Delivery

Friday, Oct 3 - Monday, Oct 6

phendrick said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 2:59am ET:

Self-sharpening knives?
What will they have next, self- driving cars? Yeah, sure. I can see that happening…

1
- Reply
- Whisper
- @phendrick
  
  Vroom vroom…
  
  Lynnerizer said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 3:38am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Lynnerizer @phendrick
  
  ircon96 said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 8:35am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @ircon96 @phendrick
  Now here’s the real deal…
  https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SVyMf2/
  
  Lynnerizer said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 11:16am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Lynnerizer @phendrick Yeah, it was hilarious when the videos came out of those Waymos driving patterns around their parking lots, honking at each other in the middle of the night. The neighbors LOVED it!
  
  https://youtube.com/shorts/PkVSoTZBh8U?si=z4O_K2DIVfKjhzFq
  
  ircon96 said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 3:34pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @ircon96 @phendrick
  
  That is hilarious!
  
  Lynnerizer said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 6:08pm ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @ircon96 @Lynnerizer Are you expected to tip the driver?
  
  phendrick said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 10:19pm ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @ircon96 @phendrick
  
  Lynnerizer said Tue, Sep 23rd 2025 at 8:32am ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 7:52am ET:

Self-sharpening knives?

So do they randomly just fly out of the block every now and then to sharpen themselves?
/giphy yikes

2
- Reply
- Whisper
- @chienfou The flying ones cost extra…
  
  ircon96 said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 8:38am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou
  /showme a realistic knife block with knives flying out of it in random different directions.
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 8:40am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- Fail
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 9:58am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou
  /showme a realistic knife block with knives flying out of it in random different directions
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 9:59am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- mediocrebot said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 10:00am ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- Guess the . at the end messed it up
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 10:06am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou I was thinking the same thing, the not mustn’t like punctuation. Duly noted – it must be a millennial.
  
  ircon96 said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 3:37pm ET
  - 4
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @ircon96
  Except. When. (Mis). Used. For. Emphasis.
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 4:13pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou I’m sure you figured out i meant “bot,” not “not.” I wonder how the asshole feels about autoINcorrect typos.
  
  ircon96 said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 4:20pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @ircon96
  /giphy read you loud and clear
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 4:40pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou @ircon96 I’m using that gif as an excuse to post this (not related in any way to the product, unless maybe he expected knives to be involved…)
  
  Kyeh said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 5:06pm ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kyeh
  That would have been perfect in the cat vs dog thread!
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 6:22pm ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou
  Yours would be too, really!
  
  Kyeh said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 7:34pm ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @Kyeh
  D’oh… You are right . Just noticed the title of the book the cat’s thumbing through in my gif!
  
  chienfou said Mon, Sep 22nd 2025 at 7:50pm ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @chienfou @ircon96 I just remembered I have this little set of bags:
  
  Kyeh said Tue, Sep 23rd 2025 at 5:23pm ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper