C.S. I LOVE YOU
33Happy Valentine’s Day from the CS team!
We here at Mediocre CS get a lot of love from our customers everyday. What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than to share some of that love with you! And what better way than with EXCLUSIVE CS VALENTINES!
We designed these ourselves using the loving words that we receive everyday from customers all over. Maybe you’ll see your message!
Bonus points if you get these printed and use them. 
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I’m a little saddened by the lack of f-bombs.
@cinoclav fuck
@cinoclav It’s oddly rare that people use it. We do see “bullshit” fairly regularly.
@cinoclav @Targaryen
Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK.
Meh CS is fucking awesome!
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
While ( I love meh == 1){Print “meh is the best deal site”}
(Psst, you forgot the image link.)
Happy VD day to CS too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Here’s a few things
Meh CS should do.
Stop sending me crap
that ain’t what bought.
Do your friggin’ job
and send what I sought.
Why would you send me
a jank defective item?
Open a case and
have someone try them!
Oh, you can offer coupon?
Big whoopity doo!
I suppose you expect me to
return the thing too.
I’m sick of this bullshit
and I don’t have to take it.
Maybe I should go give
Amazon my payment.
Honestly, meh, I don’t
know what’s with you.
I only wish I knew
how to quit you.
Happy Valentine’s Day,
I hope that it is great.
Now send me my shit
and make sure it’s not late!
Love, medz
Dear @medz:
Roses are sometimes pinkish,
And violets tend to be purple.
To finish up a proper rhyme
I’d need a word that ends in “urple”.
@medz @rockblossom
/image slurple
@rockblossom
/giphy nurple
@rockblossom
Roses are sometimes pinkish,
And violets tend to be purple.
I don’t have one in my basement,
so you’ll have to bring your pole.
/giphy usb pole dance
notates @medz account
Always send janky shit and make sure it’s never on time.
makes a note to never send anything “condition: new” to @medz
A logic puzzle
CS is Meh
Meh is mediocre
Mediocre is excellent
Therefore CS is excellent
roses are red
violets are violet
the goldfish is dead
flush it down the toilet
@carl669 fuck yeah!
@carl669 Violets are voilet?
Voilets are voilet?
@mehcuda67 yes.
I had to laugh
CS - Central Service
Hospital employee (at one point) aura
@Cerridwyn Makes me think of the movie Brazil.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Doc gave me a script for Valtrex
You may need one too
Some that we didn’t get a chance to use:
-Get out of my life and my pocketbook
-I do not belong to u, this is fraud
-make me Whole again by placing all the funds back in my account
-I cannot sign up foursome reason. I have tried everything can you help
-Everything is ok. I was putting them in my ears the wrong way.
-Confirming that it burns my face.
-“Package was never delivered, help i love you??”
-I returned the men
@ThomasF I’m guessing at least 80% of those are morning save?
@RiotDemon @ThomasF I assume that Morningsave people are mostly native English speakers but they don’t seem like native English typers.
@sammydog01 @ThomasF
/image I returned the men
/image I don’t belong to u, this is fraud
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 @ThomasF
/image Confirming that it burns my face
@medz @sammydog01 @ThomasF
/image Get out of my life and my pocketbook
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 @ThomasF
/image make me Whole again by placing all the funds back in my account
Roses are red
Violets are shrinking
This valentine’s day
Really is stinking