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@unixrab You need to drink the Kool-Aid and sign up for VMP so you can get some free socks like the rest of us.
C'mon. Come to us. You know want to. Do it. Dooooo iiiiiit.

You not only get free socks, but @JonT also said we'll all get eternal sublime happiness.
And I believe him.
Because he is our leader.
And leaders never lie.

@pepsiwine ....hmm... well.. eh.. "someone" has drunk the Koolaid

@pepsiwine

@unixrab @JonT Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaahhh.

@JonT @pepsiwine ... more true than you care to know

@unixrab This is long, but this Adam Sandler skit about cults was hilarious back in the day. I'd post the sound clip, but I don't know how; so I'm just posting the transcript of what it says. It's still funny. Just read it. It's Adam Sandler (in the height of his SNL days) shooting hoops with a buddy and they're talking about a cult Adam wants to join.
Edit: Aww, man! No pagination!

Adam Sandler – Joining The Cult Lyrics [Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too." Allen: "What are you talking about?" Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not going to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday Night --" Allen: "What? Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to Watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game." Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's So fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this Guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --" Allen: "-- yeah --" Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun Being bad, like the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright And the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and That guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about Pissing the leader guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult Guy's been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang Out; I just won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you Because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we Go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit Him in Florida in three weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now." Allen: "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your Problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate It too, long live the fuckin' beast." Allen: "I don't know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're Gonna get food --" Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a Haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving Twelve bucks, just fuckin' do it!" Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one For you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to Escape, man." Sandler: "OK, that's up to you." "Three weeks later!" [Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night time Is the right time!" Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are You?" Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a good guy." Allen: "You're a better one." [Chanting resumes]

@pepsiwine

@Pavlov Aww, thanks!!!
Now tell me how you did that? Is it just copy and paste the link? (Because I think I've tried that before and it no worky.)

@pepsiwine Yup. Cut, paste = magic.

@Pavlov Well now I feel stupid for not knowing how to do it!
Oh well. Thanks again for posting it!!

@pepsiwine Don't feel stupid. Now you know.

@pepsiwine Yep... I have most of his CDs ;-)

@unixrab Aww, a man after my own heart!
(You are a dude, right? Sometimes it's hard to tell in here; but I'm pretty sure you're a guy.)
I wouldn't have pegged you as the Adam-Sandler-humor type. I still rock out to Lunch Lady Land when no one's around. :)

@pepsiwine just a sampling from my iTunes:

@unixrab Sloppy Joes... Sloppy, sloppy joes.....

@pepsiwine

@unixrab Okay, what was your favorite set of SNL cast members?
You obviously like Sandler; but you've posted a lot of Will Ferrell stuff, so...
My fav? The Farley-Sandler-Myers-Carvey-Nealon era. And I miss the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

@pepsiwine @unixrab My favorite was Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on Weekend Update. They were the hottest pair behind that desk since the show where Jane Curtain tore her shirt open.

@SSteve concur

@unixrab @SSteve Oh, and I really dig several of the digital shorts: The Dick in a Box, Chronic-what-cles of Narnia, Mother Lover - basically anything with Justin Timberlake in it. He should seriously consider becoming an honorary cast member, that guy is just a natural with his humor.

@pepsiwine @ssteve: Chris Farley, Tim Meadows, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade and Julia Sweeney + a honorary 90-91 induction of Will Ferrell

@Kidsandliz first meh!

@JonT

@sublimosa You do know you could have soaked that banana in alcohol - right?

@unixrab Are you saying you bought a non-fuku thing? Or did you just want to post a picture of naked people with paint on their asses?

@unixrab Speaking of painted naked people, have I mentioned that I'm a big fan of Kübler absinthe?

@SSteve (in order) yes, no. That's what came up with the order word search enjoy!