Bing Images... Dear God, what have we wrought?!
8Tell it what you want to see. Add a style if you want (digital art, Van Gogh, whatever). Embrace our new AI masters…
Here’s an early effort:
breakfast octopus playing with Bluetooth speakers, energy drinks, and refrigerated batteries, digital art
Post your abominations…
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/showme breakfast octopus playing with Bluetooth speakers, energy drinks, and refrigerated batteries, digital art
@mediocrebot where are the knives from knives and speaker docks fame?
/showme breakfast octopus playing with Bluetooth speakers, energy drinks, and refrigerated batteries, photo realistic
@mediocrebot Fail
NO BATTERIES AT ALL IN ANY OF THEM. What’s a refrigerator to do? Oh wait. No fridge either.
/showme an octopus using a speaker dock and a knife
@mediocrebot mmm… more of a quarter puss
@mediocrebot @unksol Half forewarned?
@mediocrebot @werehatrack yea… 4 out of 8. Can’t math any better than the AI apparently …
I question if either is a knife or a speaker dock though
@mediocrebot @unksol @werehatrack From Bing: an octopus using a speaker dock and a knife
@mediocrebot @unksol @werehatrack Remember, “4” is an abstract concept.
So says one AI apologist.
@callow @mediocrebot @werehatrack guess bing scraped a better artist?
@callow @mediocrebot @unksol @werehatrack I like the one sitting inside a coconut.
/showme your mom
@mediocrebot AI’s Mom doesn’t have very good grammar.
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup
ESL Mom?
/showme Meh.
Meh. That’s not evocative of “meh” or Meh.
/showme Bing
@Cerridwyn does it think you meant bling? What…
@Cerridwyn
/showme an irked troll puppet
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
@AbdiViklas Took care of that for you below.
Steven says hi.
@capnjb I tried this disturbing
/showme an irked troll puppet
@Kidsandliz I like it! Must be Irk’s wild hippie cousin.
/showme a refrigerator filled with batteries
Those would appear to be the new Monster cells from that well-known California company. I dunno how well they would do for powering a flashlight, though.
/showme 20 cats in the style of Louis Wain
@mediocrebot I guess it can’t count but. I don’t hate it.
https://www.wikiart.org/en/louis-wain/all-works#!#filterName:all-paintings-chronologically,resultType:masonry
@mediocrebot @unksol I call and raise.
@capnjb @mediocrebot show me your prompt. Lol
Looks good. Needs more black cats. The neck rings are a little much once you notice them. Everyone has one. Not much of a real pattern
@capnjb @mediocrebot also feels like copy paste… and they all want me to feed them. Now it’s disturbing.
The abomination is that it doesn’t work without creating an account.
@yakkoTDI well I’m not creating an account for shit.
When you don’t do it for YouTube you are treated to all the AI scam adds the military doesn’t what you to have. And the constant medicare scams. You can trust google
@unksol YouTube is the website that got me to finally install an ad blocker.
@yakkoTDI smarttubenext works extremely well. For a TV app.
It fails a little on suggestions but it’s very good at stripping the intros, ads etc.
I’m going back and forth to try and get it suggestions better.
But really. Wtf Google. There should at least be an easy way to report these scam adds and some responsibility on google
/showme a goat eating a stroopwafel