@devolve OK, try this one. You’re in the back yard barefoot. You stem in dog shit. Do you wipe off your feet with a dry paper towel and walk around the house?
@Lotsofgoats Sounds like you rigged up a fire hydrant or water-pik to get that clean. If you ain’t wipin’ after your sprayin’, you don’t know how dirty you still are. Shit isn’t exactly water soluble; it has too many fats and solids in it. That’s why you are supposed to wash your ass with soap in addition to water. There’s no car-wash equivalent in the typical bidet, so stop drinking the kool-aid and realize a bidet isn’t so clean after all.
I vote, “I am casually looking for one, but I want a better quality bidet.” Stream control, self cleaning, stainless, front and back cleaning, air dry and heated seat option.
@miko1 Same, and I’ve never understood those that don’t, or are able to go whenever. There may be a couple times a month where I’m not able (or willing) to shower immediately after, but it’s rare or emergency based.
Sanitary moist wipes (preferably warm), following initial use of toilet paper. Occasionally, I’ll use a little more paper after the moist wipe to double check, especially if I have experienced dietary changes.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS ITS EYES ON YOU MEH
This is America, we use corncobs.
/image wipe my ass with a corncob
I’m not opposed to the idea; I’ve just never had the opportunity.
Bidets own pretty hard and I would love to see them everywhere, but at home I can just take a dip on the tub to scrub my butt with soap.
yes, please, and with warm water if you don’t mind
Would you just wipe your dirty dishes with a dry paper towel and put them in the cabinet?
You would not.
A clean ass is a happy ass. Also skid marks suck. And clogged toilets from too much toilet paper after taco night…
@ThatsHeadly I do that with my frying pan tho…
@ThatsHeadly This seems a very poor point of comparison, as few people take a dump onto their dishes.
@devolve OK, try this one. You’re in the back yard barefoot. You stem in dog shit. Do you wipe off your feet with a dry paper towel and walk around the house?
@miko1 Cast iron? Me too… My cast iron skillet smells like bacon…
Tell you what, wipe your ass after you use a bidet and tell me if you get any shit on the paper. You do? It’s because a bidet doesn’t clean as well!
@mythereal but I don’t, because it cleans better cuz it’s literally a jet of water
all due respect if you have your tp rigged up on a car buffer though
@Lotsofgoats Sounds like you rigged up a fire hydrant or water-pik to get that clean. If you ain’t wipin’ after your sprayin’, you don’t know how dirty you still are. Shit isn’t exactly water soluble; it has too many fats and solids in it. That’s why you are supposed to wash your ass with soap in addition to water. There’s no car-wash equivalent in the typical bidet, so stop drinking the kool-aid and realize a bidet isn’t so clean after all.
@mythereal u got a nasty booty
@mythereal you must have a funky ass. In my experience your statement is completely false.
I’ve heard that bidets and small children are not compatible. I can clean my own ass a lot easier than drying off a child and the whole damn bathroom.
@2many2no My SO grew up in a household with bidets (like millions of other kids) and I don’t think this is usually an issue?
@trisk I would hope there is a safety switch, kind of like an air bag in a car (minimum weight required for activation)?
So it’s not a water fountain for pooches then.
@DMO Why not both?
I vote, “I am casually looking for one, but I want a better quality bidet.” Stream control, self cleaning, stainless, front and back cleaning, air dry and heated seat option.
@Serafyna try a Toto. It ain’t cheap, but a clean butt is priceless.
@Serafyna www.thesweethome.com/reviews/best-bidet-toilet-seat-washlet/ has some good information. You’re looking at a significant price jump to get from here to there, though.
…been showering after a BM for the last 20 years… and baby wipes for those times when a shower is not practical or available.
@miko1 Same, and I’ve never understood those that don’t, or are able to go whenever. There may be a couple times a month where I’m not able (or willing) to shower immediately after, but it’s rare or emergency based.
@miko1 I must eat a lot of fiber or something. I’d be taking 2 or 3 showers a day…
Sanitary moist wipes (preferably warm), following initial use of toilet paper. Occasionally, I’ll use a little more paper after the moist wipe to double check, especially if I have experienced dietary changes.
According to my grandpappy, rest his soul, the black and white pages of the Sears catalog were better for wiping than the color pages.
In his memory, I only wipe myself with junk mail.
/giphy sears catalog
@melonscoop That gif is perfect.
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