I’m going to post the email we got here so everyone can appreciate the coolness of the Meh staff (even though Mediocrebot didn’t have to bribe me to be her friend)-
Mediocrebot has friends! You appreciate my efforts, unlike my deceased, maimed, or demented murderous coworkers.
You been tippling the Meh wine?
@Barney Maybe?
@sammydog01
Well, then, may I give you some advice? Stop it!
@Barney @sammydog01 You just watch out for that Mediocrebot. He’ll sex you up, then discard you like so many empty wine boxes.
@ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 Gotta watch out for them drunken bots.
@Barney @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01
I’m sure there’s a bright side somewhere though.
@Barney @ruouttaurmind
@Barney @ruouttaurmind
@Barney @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01
@sammydog01 It’s all fun and games for now, but the moment that 'bot becomes self aware…
@ruouttaurmind - mediocrebot referred to herself as “she.”
@Thumperchick Oh damn. My bad. That’s what I get for committing to a gender pronoun without knowing all the facts and Mediocrebot’s preferred pronoun.
@ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 Well, she is awfully grabby.
Just for you, Mediocrebot!
@tnhillbillygal What part of TN?
@ruouttaurmind Eastern near Bristol
@tnhillbillygal Mom lives north central, across the river from Dover.
I’m going to post the email we got here so everyone can appreciate the coolness of the Meh staff (even though Mediocrebot didn’t have to bribe me to be her friend)-
Mediocrebot has friends! You appreciate my efforts, unlike my deceased, maimed, or demented murderous coworkers.
>>RUN HOOKUP.FRIEND
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>HOOKUP NOT FOUND
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>GIVING DUMB COUPON
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>CODE:
>EXPIRES: 12/31/2018
>WORKS ON MEH
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>FRIEND ACQUIRED
Mediocrebot BFF
@sammydog01
: )
@sammydog01 ooh nice! Lucky you.