When our robot overlords inevitably overthrow humanity I want all aspects of my home to be as dumb as possible. It won’t stop them for long but I figure why not?
From the sales brochure. “All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.”
@katbyter Ideally, you need two; one large and one regular. Bend down a tab on the straight leg of the large bobby pin to use it as a tensioning bar, and use the wavy bit of the regular one as a crude wave rake, if that fails, a little tip origami to turn the straight leg of the small one into a pick is indicated.
y’all lock your doors?
that’s just asking to have your windows smashed or door kicked down.
May as well just let 'em in, so you can see the look on their face once they realize all you ever do is sit by the door, wearing adult diapers with a shotgun, waiting for someone to enter uninvited. yeehaw
When our robot overlords inevitably overthrow humanity I want all aspects of my home to be as dumb as possible. It won’t stop them for long but I figure why not?
Using legal methods only?
Thought control.
@Euniceandrich
/giphy Vulcan mind meld
Boot down the door! Always the quickest most effective entry method.
Nothing on 1, 2, a little click on 3, a big click on 4, 5 … feels set. Back to the beginning …
Also:
@narfcake Glad to hear it wasn’t the wave rake.
@yakkoTDI That’s what my cat is holding (along with a tensioner in her left paw).
@narfcake The key to my apartment is so worn that wiggling it around trying to get it to work takes more time than using a pick.
From the sales brochure. “All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.”
@Euniceandrich “Glad to be of service…”
@Euniceandrich @werehatrack Adams was brilliant.
@Euniceandrich Except for Marvin. He was not pleased.
C4. Unlocks, opens and removes in one operation.
@werehatrack but sounds like a real blast! You are having way too much Fun!
Hairpin
@katbyter Ideally, you need two; one large and one regular. Bend down a tab on the straight leg of the large bobby pin to use it as a tensioning bar, and use the wavy bit of the regular one as a crude wave rake, if that fails, a little tip origami to turn the straight leg of the small one into a pick is indicated.
@katbyter @werehatrack and you would know this for what reason?
@katbyter @Kidsandliz @werehatrack why don’t you know this?
/giphy Land Shark
“Unlock”?
Secret password
y’all lock your doors?
that’s just asking to have your windows smashed or door kicked down.
May as well just let 'em in, so you can see the look on their face once they realize all you ever do is sit by the door, wearing adult diapers with a shotgun, waiting for someone to enter uninvited. yeehaw
@xenophod Thet thar shortgun’s lookin’ a mite warpety. A kinked barrel’s not gonna last very long, nossir.
@werehatrack when you ain’t got no hands, you don’t really need a shoot’n shotty, just sumpin to scurr thems wit.
That reminds me. Do you know the oldest known joke in the English language? From old Anglo-Saxon times.
What hangs from a man’s waist and goes in holes repeatedly?
A Key!
Whereas it may not be the funniest joke on record… its good to know our ancient ancestors were as dirty minded as us.
Face recognition
Lockpick set.
Wave rake
Nothing like a voice command
/giphy number six door
Though these days I hear entering through a chimney is all the rage.
@pakopako OBTW. is it safe to assume that you know you’ve been nominated to be the January goat?