Flirt with an old guy.
@Kyeh What an insult to us old guys!!!
@Felton10 Hah! Sorry - I meant that winking is kind of something guys used to do when they flirt, but not so much anymore. I didn’t really mean that it sends me into a doze … but that could be true. Some younger guys have that effect too.
@Kyeh I’m only forgiving you because you are such a fan of Walter.
Get sand in your eye.
Nap during conference calls, until you here your name, then complain about a bad connection and disconnect, and return to the nap.
Take the kids to the bus Come home and sleep Morning meetings Go to sleep Clear schedule for afternoon Sleep sleep Just tested positive for covid
Extra winks?? I’d settle for standard winks!
Get rid of your (alarm) clock.
Have an involuntary tic in your eye.
@Evansdoor My mother had that for years. Miraculously, it went away forever as soon as she retired. (She had a pretty toxic boss.)
Naps are great but sometimes interferes with falling asleep at night.
Try to stay awake
Turn into a cat.
Cats can sleep as much as 16 hours a day, and older cats spend even more time at rest — as much as 20 hours a day.
https://www.catster.com/cat-behavior/why-do-cats-sleep-so-much-sleeping-cats-facts
Also: https://shirt.woot.com/offers/kitty-sleep-cycle
@narfcake That’s a great shirt.
I’m big on the nap! Sometimes we refer to it as a the big nod but that depends on who’s doing it.
Xanax!!
@cristysue Take two and wake me up next Thursday, thank you.
Falls asleep at work-not a good recipe for continued employment-the office manage kept coming in and waking me up.
@Felton10 You’re your own boss now, right? So you can do that if you want now!
@Felton10 I know, right! And I kept yelling them that I didn’t really want to be a bus driver anyway.
@Kyeh Yes-but now my wife wakes me up. Women can’t stand to see a man relaxing.
Flirt with an old guy.
@Kyeh What an insult to us old guys!!!
@Felton10
Hah! Sorry - I meant that winking is kind of something guys used to do when they flirt, but not so much anymore. I didn’t really mean that it sends me into a doze … but that could be true. Some younger guys have that effect too.
@Kyeh I’m only forgiving you because you are such a fan of Walter.
Get sand in your eye.
Nap during conference calls, until you here your name, then complain about a bad connection and disconnect, and return to the nap.
Take the kids to the bus
Come home and sleep
Morning meetings
Go to sleep
Clear schedule for afternoon
Sleep sleep
Just tested positive for covid
Extra winks?? I’d settle for standard winks!
Get rid of your (alarm) clock.
Have an involuntary tic in your eye.
@Evansdoor My mother had that for years. Miraculously, it went away forever as soon as she retired.
(She had a pretty toxic boss.)
Naps are great but sometimes interferes with falling asleep at night.
Try to stay awake
Turn into a cat.
https://www.catster.com/cat-behavior/why-do-cats-sleep-so-much-sleeping-cats-facts
Also:
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/kitty-sleep-cycle
@narfcake That’s a great shirt.
I’m big on the nap! Sometimes we refer to it as a the big nod but that depends on who’s doing it.
Xanax!!
@cristysue Take two and wake me up next Thursday, thank you.
Falls asleep at work-not a good recipe for continued employment-the office manage kept coming in and waking me up.
@Felton10 You’re your own boss now, right?
So you can do that if you want now!
@Felton10 I know, right!
And I kept yelling them that I didn’t really want to be a bus driver anyway.
@Kyeh Yes-but now my wife wakes me up. Women can’t stand to see a man relaxing.