August Goat Contest
17My guess is that some of you voted for me because I make fugly Irk plushies (those of you who weren’t coerced by your boss).
Coincidentally @oldcatlady blamed me because she hasn’t been posting her famous images lately.
So I’m having a contest! Winner gets an Irk plush (expect crappy quality). Post images that make me happy. The winner will be announced next Wednesday and the decision will be up to me and totally arbitrary. Beefcake is preferred, animals are great too. Cheescake is allowed but don’t expect it to win anything.
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Winner,
@conandlibrarian Quite possibly
@hollboll Sorry, I’m creeped out more than happy.
@communist That one of the dog in the bed is killing me
@communist The dog had me laughing so hard my wife asked if I was ok.
@communist That fox appears to be detecting some sort of rodent under what it thinks is snow!
Sure hope I win, I put a lot of thought into this gif and image:
/giphy make sammydog01 happy
/image make sammydog01 happy
@TaRDy B for images, D- for effort.
Really, no love for cheesecake?
Mmm, so hungry…
Wow, having never have searched for ‘sexy man cat’ I would have never known this was such a thing, so TIL. Enjoy, @sammydog01!
@ACraigL I started using the search term “handsome” because the “sexy” photos make me want to wash my brain afterwords. You picked some winners though.
@sammydog01 My results were far more tame when I switched to “cat” from “pussy”.
Not my preferred type of image but I’ll post beefcake if it makes you happy and I get a custom made Irk plush.
@cengland0 it’s Marky Mark!
You said you like animals too. I love animals as well. I’m even a vegetarian so no animal ever has to die because of me.
/image beefcake
@carl669
/image cheesecake for carl
@MrsPavlov that has to be the most unappetizing looking cheesecake i’ve ever seen.
/image appetizing cheesecake
/image make me happy
In honor of your goatliness, @sammydog. Meeeeh - Enjoy!
This makes me smile; the earworm is another thing.
This makes me smile, too.
Okay, while we’re on the subject:
And to end the subject for now:
/giphy this makes a goat happy
@daveinwarsh Sorry, but this is as close to ‘beefcake’ I will post. I do love a good homemade cheesecake, though…
@daveinwarsh Here’s another goat beefcake I located.
This HAS to make anyone very happy!
/image cake made of beef
@medz No. Just no.
@LovelyLadyBumps Puppies! Am I supposed to know that dude?
@sammydog01 He was on Jimmy Fallon the other night; it was a contest and the winner got puppies. The loser got puppies, too. Lots of puppies.
@OldCatLady @sammydog01 that’s Jared Leto - “Joker” from “Suicide Squad” and frontman of 30 Seconds to Mars. He was also on that show called “My So Called Life” in the 90’s.
@LovelyLadyBumps I thought he looked familiar but couldn’t place him. Thanks.
@LovelyLadyBumps he was so cute with those puppies.
Furry and cute and Friday: check.
@OldCatLady Is he in jail?
How do you feel about Daniel Radcliffe?
@jbartus I know what he did to that horse, so a big no on this photo.
@sammydog01 he did nothing to that horse that’s a dirty lie. You must be thinking of what he did on stage with this man in a horse costume
He looks like he’d be a good conversationalist. Just don’t ask about politics.
Every time I go to find a photo, I forget what I’m doing when I come across photos like this:
Gothic looking guys are not everyone’s cup of tea… But damnit, I think he’s so beautiful.
@RiotDemon He looks like one of the nasty wizards in The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: pretty, but evil at the core
/image enchanted forest chronicles
@compunaut do you recommend those books? I’ve never heard of them.
@RiotDemon Now you got me all distracted. If I ever met this one, my bones would melt.
@RiotDemon Highly rated. My kids loved them, and the audiobooks were high-quality distraction the whole family could enjoy, especially while driving.
Fantasy/adventure; includes strong female protagonist(s) among the many characters
@OldCatLady uh, hiiiii. More please
@RiotDemon Well, since you asked.
@OldCatLady I’m such a sucker for long hair. I cried when my partner told me he was cutting his off. He actually looks very similar to the photo I posted. Too bad I never got him to frolic around with flowers, haha.
@RiotDemon Me too. I grew up in the '60s, and long hair defined whether or not I would go out with a guy, for a couple of years.
@OldCatLady I didn’t grow up in the 60s, I’m an 80s child. I don’t think long hair was that popular then? Not sure exactly where my love for long hair started… My boyfriends never really had hair much longer than chin length. My current partner has been the only guy I’ve dated with really long hair. It was to his waist when he chopped it off. I really fell in love with it, and was a little jealous. Super thick hair. He’s still attractive with short hair, but I’m not gonna lie, I miss putting my hands in it.
If you watched the opening ceremonies, I’m sure you remember Tonga guy:
@dashcloud looks like great minds think alike
Goood morning. Stretching is always a good idea.
@OldCatLady He’s gonna stretch himself right out of those pants.
@sammydog01 I do believe you’re right. Let’s keep checking on him.
Public Service Announcement:
I have to take my kids to the beach tomorrow and Thursday so you get an extra couple of days to get your entries in. Have fun.
I come bearing Olympic beefcake
He’s not afraid to bear it all
And he’s a tried and tested winner
(Granted he looks kinda goofy with the shaved head)
@Thumperchick if image 2 is in violation of the rules please feel free to remove it, I figured it was probably okay based on what it shows… or doesn’t show as it were.
Tomorrow I’ll find the Sports Illustrated video of Stanton showing the most beautiful body ever.
I’m in the middle of something now. More later.
@OldCatLady Looks like Alf.
@ACraigL
/giphy unsee
Many of the SI Body Issue vids make me smile. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:9460599
And finally, Happy Thor’s Day.
OK, the contest is officially over but keep those images coming. You never know.
There were so many awesome photos and gifs here. I would like to make an Irk for every one of you, but I’m far too lazy. So @OldCatLady wins for pure volume. I’ll start construction on Monday.
Loser prize goes to @TaRDy for using the giphy command instead of actually doing anything. You win the sock monkey I made for gishwhes. Yes, it’s awful.
Email me your addresses at sammydog001 at gmail if you want those prizes. Or not, I would totally understand.
Congrats @OldCatLady! We never had a chance. @TaRDy gets a one-of-a-kind booby prize. Not bad!
@sammydog01 that sock monkey makes me chuckle.
@sammydog01 woohoo! It is…unique
I will send an email hopefully tomorrow, currently on business travel
@sammydog01 Thank you so much! I sent you a gmail; is it sammydog001 or sammydog01?
@OldCatLady Extra 0, someone stole the regular address. I got your email- I’ll get to work on Monday!
@sammydog01 - That sock monkey is hilarious! Hope @TaRDy gives it the appropriate reverence.
@KDemo And if @TaRDy wants to put it up for bid, I’m in!
@sammydog01 Only a few days later than I originally said… oops
@TaRDy @OldCatLady The prizes are going out this afternoon. I blame Pokemon Go for the delay.
So I said “keep those images coming, you never know” and the images stopped. You guys obviously won’t do shit without a prize. I’m going to make one more Irk and have a drawing at the end of the month for it- anyone who posted anything whatsoever has a chance.
Also I was planning on making three sock monkeys for gishwhes and ran out of time, so I have an extra two pair of ugly socks. Since only three of you had anything nice to say about my monkey I’m going to buy another pair of socks and make some more (assuming my sewing machine doesn’t give me fits again). @RiotDemon, @Kdemo, @mehbee if you really want a sock monkey send me your address at sammydog001 at gmail. Or not, again I’ll understand.
@sammydog01 Yesterday’s Kilted Hotties look postable…
@sammydog01 thank you, but my dog would destroy it in about .32 seconds if she got a hold of it.
I had to hide my lovely face hugger high up out of her reach, haha
I would
a sock monkey, @sammydog01. Just please don’t let him hear you say he’s ugly.
@sammydog01 - Also, I believe it’s your fault that meh hasn’t yet sold a sewing machine.
@RiotDemon That monkey wouldn’t have a chance.
@KDemo They need to sell this one!
@KDemo I’ll put my hands over his ginormous ears when I call him ugly.
Let’s try @Shawn’s Instagram thingy:
@RiotDemon ok, I’m out of this thread!
/giphy screaming
@ELUNO was it the bubbles?
@RiotDemon I think the bubbles were the only thing I was ok with.
/giphy sexy cat
Here you go - build your own beefcake in a pose you prefer LOL
@Kidsandliz omg, that’s kinda creepy.
After he cut his gorgeous hair off
beefcake and animals
beefcake animals
@Kidsandliz oh god
@Kidsandliz
Irk is in the house, in two guises! @Sammydog01’s creation/incarnation is utterly perfect. She disclaims sewing expertise, but the woman can evoke the soul of a plush puppet like no one else on earth. She is a genius, and I am honored. Thanks so much!!