@cornchip@werehatrack I used to be quite ticklish when I was a kid until I realized that you can’t tickle yourself. With that revelation, I decided to not be ticklish any more (and wasn’t).
I’m not big on getting massages, but my pandemic hobby was a massage course on Udemy and now I give my wife a full body massage every Sunday morning. And it rocks and I just wanted to brag about it a little. Best hobby I ever picked up.
My wallet. Just keep massaging until it is satisfied.
My prostate. Someone had to say it?!
@seespotbark Did they, though? (Bot, why do you encourage them??
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@ircon96 your mom is a bot.
@ircon96 @seespotbark I’m pretty sure Meh posted this to see just how crass the comments get!
@Kyeh If they expected better, I’m not making excuses.
@ircon96 @Kyeh lol. I guess I fell for the trap
@ircon96 @seespotbark
I’m surprised it didn’t get crazier, really!
@seespotbark My mom is dead.
Somebody must have unplugged her…?
@seespotbark looks like mediocrebot got this poll pegged already.
Is this a NSFW forum…?
@haydesigner Too often.
Whatever you need massaged, just call Jenny.
867-5309
DON’T TOUCH ME!
Are you happy now?
My neck,
My back,
My *****
And my *****
@simeon527 Knees & spine…?
@simeon527 You beat me to it.
Wait a minute!! How did Woot! After Dark hijack this forum??
/giphy confused
Can sanity be massaged?
A total body massage Complete with acupressure!
Hey, being Wild & Crazy has it’s Advantages.
Is there an option for “All Of The Above”? My job is why I schedule a massage, either 60 or 90 minutes, every single month.
unfortunately I’m too ticklish for most kinds of massages…
@cornchip I used to be that ticklish. It was discovered to have magically stopped being a factor when my current S.O. moved in.
@cornchip @werehatrack I used to be quite ticklish when I was a kid until I realized that you can’t tickle yourself. With that revelation, I decided to not be ticklish any more (and wasn’t).
“Massage” that is done by a machine is just meat tenderization. I’m nobody’s lunch. Yet.
I’m not big on getting massages, but my pandemic hobby was a massage course on Udemy and now I give my wife a full body massage every Sunday morning. And it rocks and I just wanted to brag about it a little. Best hobby I ever picked up.
@mikey Your wife is a lucky lady!
@Kyeh It’s a win-win for the both of us, for sure.
My ego.
If I could, I would prefer a jacuzzi every day.
It’s like a wet massage. (Or a really good massage.)