Astrology is:

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:00am ET

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duodec said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:01am ET:

Its like, wow man, it so astrological and like stuff.

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shahnm said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:03am ET:

Astrology is dumb.

Those who think astrology is very real are dangerous…

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- @shahnm My horoscope predicted you would say that.
  
  ruouttaurmind said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 1:36am ET
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daveinwarsh said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:06am ET:

Astrology? Nah…
I base my life on fortune cookies.

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- aetris said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 7:36am ET
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- @aetris
  Here’s proof. Kirk never lies.
  
  daveinwarsh said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 11:48am ET
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- @daveinwarsh - I lost all faith in vending machines when they stopped stocking nougat bars.
  
  aetris said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 11:54am ET
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- @aetris Best: Astrology is for people who can’t handle the reality of fortune cookies
  
  seancookpdx said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:44pm ET
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thismyusername said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:08am ET:

Barnum Effect

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Mothersnakes said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 12:19am ET:

Astrology is total BS.

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- You must be a Taurus.
  
  aetris said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 7:51am ET
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chuckf1 said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 1:12am ET:

Astrology is a complete and utter fraud.

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rtjhnstn said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 5:26am ET:

Astrology is for people who can’t handle the reality of
math & science.

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Zigzagoon said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 5:27am ET:

Astrology? Why not Astronomy? Put some physics into your stargazing today

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- @Zigzagoon But science is the devil.
  
  TheCO2 said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 5:13pm ET
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sammydog01 said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 7:55am ET:

Amazon says I’m whiny and should buy a new pair of pants.

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aetris said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 11:43am ET:

Having missed the boat on astrology, Meh should stake claim to being first in other pseudosciences like Årsgång and palmistry. Think of how neat it would be to say: “Cross my palm with silver, I’ll keep the silver, and you get a handbag!”

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rockblossom said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 1:54pm ET:

Astrology is nonsense. The voices in my head took a vote and the plurality agreed.

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TheCO2 said Tue, Dec 4th 2018 at 5:15pm ET:

Sing it with me…

If you’re crazy and you know it, thank your astrological sign.

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