Its like, wow man, it so astrological and like stuff.
Astrology is dumb.
Those who think astrology is very real are dangerous…
@shahnm My horoscope predicted you would say that.
I base my life on fortune cookies.
Here’s proof. Kirk never lies.
@daveinwarsh - I lost all faith in vending machines when they stopped stocking nougat bars.
@aetris Best: Astrology is for people who can’t handle the reality of fortune cookies
Astrology is total BS.
You must be a Taurus.
Astrology is a complete and utter fraud.
Astrology is for people who can’t handle the reality of
math & science.
Astrology? Why not Astronomy? Put some physics into your stargazing today
@Zigzagoon But science is the devil.
Amazon says I’m whiny and should buy a new pair of pants.
Having missed the boat on astrology, Meh should stake claim to being first in other pseudosciences like Årsgång and palmistry. Think of how neat it would be to say: “Cross my palm with silver, I’ll keep the silver, and you get a handbag!”
Astrology is nonsense. The voices in my head took a vote and the plurality agreed.
Sing it with me…
If you’re crazy and you know it, thank your astrological sign.