Take control of your back pain and be free from pain, without the expensive co-pays of chiropractors and physical therapists
Ergonomic design gently distributes dual traction force to stretch and decompress the spine and discs which provides preventive care for your lower back and posture
All-natural device that can relieve your pain now and on your schedule
Helpful in stretching multiple parts of your body, with user-controlled Orthopedic Traction you can stretch your hamstrings, piriformis and hip rotator muscles
Easy, comfortable and more effective because you can target your pain
Lightweight and portable, weighing less than 4lbs and can fit in your carry on
Includes an instructional DVD Relieve Back Pain in 3 Easy Steps
Lie Down
Bend your knees
Push
Pushing your hips towards your feet decompresses or tractions your spine and the discs
While your lower body is pushed towards your feet, your upper body is pushed towards your head. This results in a dual traction force to the spine and discs
Although honestly, chiropractors can be very helpful with certain types of back problems.
Despite the above declarations of chiropractic care as a hoax, and as a medical professional, I have been an occasional chiropractic patient for 40-ish years, which has saved me no end of pain and loss wages.
In fact, while surveys demonstrate that 85-90% of Family Practice and General Medicine practitioners admit to having insufficient knowledge in regard to the cause and treatment of back pain, patients regularly rate their satisfaction with chiropractic care for back and neck pain approx. 50% higher than traditional medical treatment for the same…
@pauly1206 I do get benefit from relieving lower back muscle spasm [when I sprain my sacroiliac] by lying on my back with my lower legs up on an ottoman or in the seat of a chair with an ice pack under my lower back, but the whole idea of using your upper body to create traction for your lower half is quite ludicrous.
It is more likely that any benefit they reported was from the positioning, not the device.
Specs
Relieve Back Pain in 3 Easy Steps
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$22.61 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
Poor grandma.
Wheres the rest of the bike?
Seriously? Is this thing for real?
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS TORTURE DEVICE?!?
what the… ?? no
wtf don’t buy chiropractic stuff. meh, please don’t sell snake oil
Looks like bicycle handlebars. You can accomplish the same development without this item.
W… T… F…
poor man’s bat’leth.
stab yourself in the crotch with a sharpened set of bike handlebars. pay for the privilege.
I don’t trust chiropractors so I think I don’t trust a thing invented by one.
Man, I felt a little bad that I wasn’t following the mehrathon, then I checked and saw this for an hour. Now I don’t feel so bad.
Just. Not. Right
@tinamarie1974 …And Just. Not. Useful. [for anything]
Although honestly, chiropractors can be very helpful with certain types of back problems.
Despite the above declarations of chiropractic care as a hoax, and as a medical professional, I have been an occasional chiropractic patient for 40-ish years, which has saved me no end of pain and loss wages.
In fact, while surveys demonstrate that 85-90% of Family Practice and General Medicine practitioners admit to having insufficient knowledge in regard to the cause and treatment of back pain, patients regularly rate their satisfaction with chiropractic care for back and neck pain approx. 50% higher than traditional medical treatment for the same…
A perfect addition to the tort…er, exercise devices in the kids’ playroom.
/giphy stretch Armstrong
Thank God the timer is finally working. Unless they have 2 this is a woot off killer
Everyone who gets an IRK is probably going to get one of these…
A device designed to dislocate your hips.
I almost want to buy one knowing it will cost meh about $10 to ship it. But I won’t
/giphy poke your nuts
@Woody1 Shouldn’t that GIF have been reserved for “park your nuts” or “Teabagging”?
From the pics, attempting to figure out whether this is a chastity device… or a counter-chastity device?
Or, I guess you could push on your thighs with your hands for free
it’s the spinal countdown!
@pauly1206 I do get benefit from relieving lower back muscle spasm [when I sprain my sacroiliac] by lying on my back with my lower legs up on an ottoman or in the seat of a chair with an ice pack under my lower back, but the whole idea of using your upper body to create traction for your lower half is quite ludicrous.
It is more likely that any benefit they reported was from the positioning, not the device.
So strap a local raccoon under each of those saddles and you might have a serviceable farm plow for the back forty or perhaps back one.
For the…sexing?
Too bad it doesn’t have any crystals or ions or magnets or copper or the option to get it custom tuned to my DNA; I would’ve totally bought one.