NSFW joke-More often than not when I am leaving a store-the sales person or cashier says to me “Have a good one”. I’ve always wanted to respond the way George Carlin said to respond which was “I have a good one- now I want a longer one” but I don’t want to get slapped or worse.
My elder dog is nearing the end, and got a lifejacket. My wife’s friend brought her dog over with its lifejacket. My wife commented on it, and she said it was a donation because the other dog died.
My instant thought, and I damn near said it, was “I hope it wasn’t from drowning.”
She then said it was mauled to death in front of the owner by a stray. I suppose I won that life lesson.
NSFW joke-More often than not when I am leaving a store-the sales person or cashier says to me “Have a good one”. I’ve always wanted to respond the way George Carlin said to respond which was “I have a good one- now I want a longer one” but I don’t want to get slapped or worse.
My elder dog is nearing the end, and got a lifejacket. My wife’s friend brought her dog over with its lifejacket. My wife commented on it, and she said it was a donation because the other dog died.
My instant thought, and I damn near said it, was “I hope it wasn’t from drowning.”
She then said it was mauled to death in front of the owner by a stray. I suppose I won that life lesson.
Never force strangers in an elevator to listen to bad jokes. That’s just wrong on so many levels.
Q. What happened when Noah went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye beat the crap out of him!
My neighbor says I don’t have any boundaries. At least, that’s what she wrote in her diary.
Last one. (for now)
Q. What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A. The epileptic shucks between fits.