Are YOU a robot?

I believe we've discovered mediocre laboratory's most incredible experiment to date - the "are you a robot?" test.

Now some may think it was a simple captcha that you have to furiously click through 5000 times while cursing the servers as a fuku slips from your dainty human fingers, but I think... doesn't that sound like MACHINE THINKING? MUST FURIOUSLY ITERATE UNTIL LOOP CONDITION SATISFIED. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. BEEP BOOP.

The default human condition is "meh". The servers are dead, oh well. Bye fuku, bye meh, time to go to sleep so I don't have to post about my 5AM EST alarm clock. It's all okay, really, because as a human adult I understand these things happen. You win, server goblins. You win.

Thus, the only way to pass the test is to give up. Resistance is futile. Having adopted this newly focused outlook of submission, the true path of meh, I await the fuku that will obviously be sent as a reward for my undeniable humanity.