@djslack correction officers wear stars on their uniforms albeit mine was silver star badge and peace officers had a gold star badge — correction officers aren’t cops but licensed as jailers through the State (and wear guns to and from work) and had to pass shooting range test like Peace officer’s as part of correction officer academy -
No, but I play one on TV.
Who wants to know?
The real question is, are you a cop?
No. I’m a robot.
@shahnm and the Intern said, “you mean a bot?”
@shahnm They aren’t mutually exclusive…
/image robocop
@QuietDelusions Either way, I can’t buy a Fuko…
You could take care of a year’s worth of polls by just asking about professions. It’s like 21 questions, but to find all of our professions.
No. But my Dad was.
Oh wait… I had a teenage daughter. Does that count?
“Are you a Cawp?”
Fixed that for you
Been watching too much Departed
The law says if you’re a cop you have to tell me if I ask you.
@djslack that’s actually a myth. It doesn’t make it entrapment if they say they’re not a cop when you ask.
@djslack No, it doesn’t.
@Fuzzalini @OnionSoup yep. I was thinking of this poor sap:
@djslack @Fuzzalini @OnionSoup DJ Qualls always plays nerdy characters.
No, but oddly enough I’ve been asked that a few times. Guess I have a certain look.
If I told you, I would have to kill you.
@TheCO2 the law also says you can’t kill me.
Looks like we’ll have to Rochambeau.
/giphy Rochambeau
@djslack
@djslack @TheCO2 That may be my all time favorite show.
No but I work in the fingerprint unit of a Sheriff’s office
@moonhat does the shirt you wear to work have a star on it?
@djslack
No but I’ve got a few with one embroidered on
Ok, I guess you’re probably really not a cop then… But if you’re wearing one of the star ones, I’m totally not selling to you in that shirt.
@djslack correction officers wear stars on their uniforms albeit mine was silver star badge and peace officers had a gold star badge — correction officers aren’t cops but licensed as jailers through the State (and wear guns to and from work) and had to pass shooting range test like Peace officer’s as part of correction officer academy -
@AttyVette I’m definitely not selling to corrections officers. Officer is right there in the title.
@djslack lol and I’m not buying —besides retired from that job—
No, are you a cop?
Elvis, want a cookie?
@alphabetress mrrrrrrrrroooow
/youtube kindergarten cop
I lied.
I always lie. (While chasing the truth)
I’m getting to old for this shit.
On, I’m not really a cop, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Expres last night.
I’m not really a Holiday Inn Express, but I did stay in a cop last night.
Are you a good cop or a bad cop?
No, I’m not, BUT I do have this super swell Meh/Martian watch that I can talk to HQ…I mean my Dad…to Ala America’s greatest detective Dick Tracy!!
Dude. If you ask them if they are a cop they HAVE to tell you. Otherwise it’s entrapment!
Um ok. Enjoy jail dude.
No… I’m not a cop. If I were a cop why would I be buying weed from you?
@Grumman Totally. You could get all you want from the evidence locker for free!
No but I can cop out