Another Shittay Speaker Story

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My Fookin speaker won’t hold a gd charge. Yes, the one that sold a few days ago. . .the day the election results came in. So it sounds decent plugged in all the time, but I feel weird with the carabiner on my hip while I stand near the power strip. I did get one of those pulley-type long orange electric cables and walked around with my speaker while rocking. However, a 50 foot radius is limiting my typical jamming ways, which are notably widespread. Also, wife wants the damn cord back for Christmas light reasons. Anyway, the lemon speaker I got is a sunuvabitch. I know MEH will get this shit sorted out for me, because their service is MEH. Any providers of service less than MEH can eat a bag of dicks and die in a fire.