Annoying eating.
11Someone ever annoy you so much that their eating drives you crazy?
Or is it their eating that makes them annoying?
Either way, I want to pull my hair out as this person close to me opens their fourth mini bag of chips. Not only is their chewing loud, but they smash the bag with their hand every time they take a chip out.
Maybe I need to take a nap. Maybe this bothers me more than it should.
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Uh. Yeah.
Maybe you need to rub one out.
@Pavlov
Glad you’re “feeling up” “to no good”.
@f00l The more things change . . .
@Pavlov usually frowned upon at work.
@RiotDemon find a new job. Rubbing one out in the bathroom at the office is the only way I avoided serious jail time in my twenties.
I didn’t let my best friend eat stuff from bags when we were watching tv. I’d get a bowl and pour his chips or whatever into it. Everyone knows I’m very easily annoyed by stray noise so it didn’t surprise him.
Loud sippers of coffee drive me fucking insane. It doesn’t matter if I like you or not. I will hate you if you do this.
@looseneck but it is OK to loud sip chocolate milk then?
@Kidsandliz Through a straw? Go for it! I work with a kid who goes to Dunkin every morning, finishes his cold drink before getting to the office and proceeds to continue drinking air through the straw. No idea why. But that doesn’t bother me.
/image weirdo
Is that an otter?
/image marmot
@eonfifty yep. I love otters, even noisy eaters.
@RiotDemon That video cracked me up.
/image lol wut
@eonfifty @eonfifty Not sure. If it is, it “otter” be closer to water, not on a mountain top.
@RiotDemon I used to love otters too until one attacked my pet duck and ate his eyes out. The duck had to be put to sleep. Now I hate otters.
Nope but I think people eating "W"s is strange. I haven’t wanted to pull my hair out though.
Now I want chips.
No, that’s not it.
I tend to think I’m generally understanding of people, and not too many people really get on my nerves. But this one person at work, I’ve come to the point where I can’t even look her in the eye because she’s so annoying. So yeah, someone like that, everything about them bothers me.
@luvche21 I understand what you mean. I’m usually very patient and understanding, but this person just rubs me the wrong way.
I guess I’ll go back to the video and watch the otter eat cat food from a bowl that says dogs. A new form of meditation.
i thought it is going my way but it turned out to be the other way around. sucks
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@lytong Did you find @Narfcake to show this to him?
I can’t stand sitting next to someone chewing with their mouth open. Ugh.
When I was a kid/teen… my brother would punch any of us that crunched a chip. We literally had to suck them while he was around or get hit. One time he chess passed a basketball into my face. That one was a mistake. He didn’t realize my bigger boyfriend was on the other side of the room. That was the last time he did it. Of course… he never did it if a parent was around.
@lseeber that’s uhh, a little extreme. I don’t mind when people eat chips, usually. This guy was just so obnoxious and he left chip crumbs on the chair.
@RiotDemon Yeah… a little extreme. He was a real pita for some of those early teen yrs. Fortunately, he has turned into a man I have the utmost respect for these days.
Some people can turn 1 chip into a 10 minute ordeal tho… ugh. Sounds like you had Axel Heck over.
@lseeber I hate finding toenail clippings in the chip bag.
@therealjrn Dontcha just?!
I hate it too.
What’s wrong with that ferret
@Moose it’s a water ferret.
@RiotDemon yuck, I hate it
@Moose
OMG that video is awesome. That little guy can hang with me anytime to watch sports on TV