@hamjudo@PurplePawprints@matthew But I can totally relate, because sometimes I have conversations with the voices in my head, but sometimes I give them the silent treatment, because they're all being assholes.
@joelmw I think the reason why the voices in my head never respond to me is because I'm the asshole and not them. I have to bite my tongue so many times each day there's a permanent groove in it. I forgot to hold back yesterday in a fucking Facebook yard sale group and got dog-piled by a dozen women because I had the nerve to ask why one would ask about school's closing on a yard sale site instead of checking the county page. It was hilarious. Also, because my voices won't respond to me, I tend to ramble a lot.
@PurplePawprints My voices are too responsive. They like to argue. Some of them even more than I do. And some of them are worse assholes than the ones that run my typing fingers and tongue. If you can believe it.
@PurplePawprints Just like the real thing on tv! I can rarely hear the questions. I caught a snippet of "what do you think about decision to turn on email order confirmations?" LOL.
@mehjohnson I'm glad it wasn't just me! @joelmw I can believe it. I've been asked if I'm as bitchy in real life as I sometimes am online. My response is that I don't allow myself to be surrounded by stupid people in real life so there's no need for me to be a bitch. I only have one real-life friend though because I can't stand to be around anyone else (other than husband and kids). Luckily, my husband is as antisocial as I am.
@Cinoclav TerriblyHuang Olive olives--of all kinds. I'd actually want to remove the jalapenos. I was kinda hoping we'd get a deluge of nacho images here. Thought you'd start a trend. It's still not too late. C'mon, everyone, nachos for Irk.
@pepsiwine The voice of Irk, Glen, Hyram, Mr. Chinface, the Narrator of the PHC, and almost every other video here is @matthew. The rare occasions that are not voiced by Matthew, it's another Mediocre Labs employee - like an employee interview, or MAD APE DEN Karaoke videos.
@pepsiwine What Thumper said, that's how my 'Gllleeennn' was just funning, but true. If you think his voice is sexy, you gotta check out his dance moves!! https://meh.com/forum/topics/space-pilgrims I tease, but these type of vids are my favorite (e.g. Donny Dempster). I just realized who the Trivago gut is - yuch. If I was a gal hehheh I would think @matthew is way sexier than that hip-hugger-jeans-hotel-room salesman.
That was about 3.5 minutes too short, but otherwise spot on.
All I could think of when I saw the press conference today was "both teams played hard." Sorry Marshawn, but Rasheed Wallace beat you to it by 12 years. (He got fined $30,000 for it, maybe Marshawn can beat that.)
@caffeine_dude I had no idea either. I still don't really know who this guy is, but I think it's kinda funny; but I imagine they'll fine him anyway? I think he should expect to get fined, but, yaknow, if he wants to say nothing, we're probably all the better for it. Irk's press appearance is funnier though.
@Dash@wtfhqwhgads Somehow I doubt that Lynch will ever meet Barbara Walters and be one of her Fascinating People. Of course, didn't she pick Amal Clooney who, though a pretty cool person, was totally unknown til she hooked up with George? Of course, Duchess Kate is famous for being married, but she makes it her career to BE married. Now I'm all screwed up, but it remains that Lynch knows exactly what he is doing, and is making his career out of being an ass.
SDF never fails
Motherfucker!
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MEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
This is the greatest damn thing ever. I cannot believe how awesome you guys are. I have never wanted a speaker dock more than I do today.
My lawd.
How many of these things do you guys have???
Meh. TGI...WTF?
Irk wants some Macho Nachos with Steak from Del Taco!
I had these Italian nachos once. Deep fried pasta sheets topped with bruschetta, sausage and mozzarella. Yum in the tum.
I turned it all the way up, but could only hear Irk and not the questions he was being asked. I feel like I missed something funny.
@PurplePawprints Yesterday, @matthew was having a conversation with himself. Today, @matthew was ignoring his own barely audible question fragments.
@hamjudo @PurplePawprints @matthew But I can totally relate, because sometimes I have conversations with the voices in my head, but sometimes I give them the silent treatment, because they're all being assholes.
@joelmw I think the reason why the voices in my head never respond to me is because I'm the asshole and not them. I have to bite my tongue so many times each day there's a permanent groove in it. I forgot to hold back yesterday in a fucking Facebook yard sale group and got dog-piled by a dozen women because I had the nerve to ask why one would ask about school's closing on a yard sale site instead of checking the county page. It was hilarious. Also, because my voices won't respond to me, I tend to ramble a lot.
@PurplePawprints My voices are too responsive. They like to argue. Some of them even more than I do. And some of them are worse assholes than the ones that run my typing fingers and tongue. If you can believe it.
@PurplePawprints Just like the real thing on tv! I can rarely hear the questions. I caught a snippet of "what do you think about decision to turn on email order confirmations?" LOL.
@mehjohnson I'm glad it wasn't just me! @joelmw I can believe it. I've been asked if I'm as bitchy in real life as I sometimes am online. My response is that I don't allow myself to be surrounded by stupid people in real life so there's no need for me to be a bitch. I only have one real-life friend though because I can't stand to be around anyone else (other than husband and kids). Luckily, my husband is as antisocial as I am.
How very topical. So I guess this means you aren't making the videos weeks in advance.
The questions are the best part
Here you go little buddy, you've earned them.
@Irk
Dang it! It's midnight and now I want Nachos. Thanks a lot.
@joelmw Those disgusting olives HAVE to go.
@Cinoclav are there any other kind?
@Cinoclav olives ( of all kinds) FTW
@TerriblyHuang Good point.
@Cinoclav @terriblyHuang North Koreans hate olives... (but love other things) I'm not casting aspersions ... just noting the eerie coincidence of olive hating peoples that consume dog...
@Cinoclav TerriblyHuang Olive olives--of all kinds. I'd actually want to remove the jalapenos. I was kinda hoping we'd get a deluge of nacho images here. Thought you'd start a trend. It's still not too late. C'mon, everyone, nachos for Irk.
@joelmw
@joelmw Personally, I'd double the cheese and triple the jalapenos. I'd send it back if it came out of the kitchen with those olives.
@rockblossom
@rockblossom
@rockblossom This is posted in my cube. It combines some of my favorite subjects:
@joelmw
@nadroj Because, sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants.
Irk, I'm just here to tell you it looks like today is nacho day.
@TerriblyHuang it took me a minute...
Just made myself a plate of nachos. Thanks Irk.
@Collin1000 I really want to. I'm not sure whether or not I should be glad we're out of tortilla chips.
I never thought Irk would make me think of Marshawn Lynch, but once again he's surprised me. Go Patriots!
I was really hoping to hear Irk's opinion about email confirmations
Who is the voice of Irk? Sounds sexy. Please let it be the Trivago guy.
@pepsiwine It's Gllleeeeennnnnn!!
@mehjohnson Well I SINCERELY hope Glen sounds like that ALL the time. You get on down with your bad self, Glen!
@pepsiwine The voice of Irk, Glen, Hyram, Mr. Chinface, the Narrator of the PHC, and almost every other video here is @matthew. The rare occasions that are not voiced by Matthew, it's another Mediocre Labs employee - like an employee interview, or MAD APE DEN Karaoke videos.
@pepsiwine What Thumper said, that's how my 'Gllleeennn' was just funning, but true. If you think his voice is sexy, you gotta check out his dance moves!! https://meh.com/forum/topics/space-pilgrims I tease, but these type of vids are my favorite (e.g. Donny Dempster). I just realized who the Trivago gut is - yuch. If I was a gal hehheh I would think @matthew is way sexier than that hip-hugger-jeans-hotel-room salesman.
That was about 3.5 minutes too short, but otherwise spot on.
All I could think of when I saw the press conference today was "both teams played hard." Sorry Marshawn, but Rasheed Wallace beat you to it by 12 years. (He got fined $30,000 for it, maybe Marshawn can beat that.)
...I don't follow American football, what is this a reference to?
@Brakenridge Marshall Lunch the QB for the Seattle Patriots.
@kfs279 Great! Now I'm hungry for lunch!
@kfs279 Go on.....What fine? How will this interview keep him from the fine?
@Brakenridge
@kfs279 Never mind I think I agree with @SSteve I do not want to know anymore about this. Thanks anyway.
@caffeine_dude Thanks for posting this!
@kfs279 I feel as if this was a very under-appreciated comment. You may have a star. Well done.
@kfs279 Agreed. Not nearly enough stars for your amazing comment. Congrats. Well done.
@caffeine_dude Now I wish I could go back in time and still not understand that reference.
@caffeine_dude I had no idea either. I still don't really know who this guy is, but I think it's kinda funny; but I imagine they'll fine him anyway? I think he should expect to get fined, but, yaknow, if he wants to say nothing, we're probably all the better for it. Irk's press appearance is funnier though.
@caffeine_dude That was a performance that would have made Andy Kaufman proud.
@SSteve nachos for lunch!
I'm going to bet a dollar that I'm happy I don't understand this reference.
Lynch is an utter thug and should be benched for the game.
@Pamtha Sick original opinion bro!
@Pamtha by that standard they would never field a complete team
@WTFhqwhgads I think @Pamtha just dislikes him for, yknow, being interesting.
@Dash @wtfhqwhgads Somehow I doubt that Lynch will ever meet Barbara Walters and be one of her Fascinating People. Of course, didn't she pick Amal Clooney who, though a pretty cool person, was totally unknown til she hooked up with George? Of course, Duchess Kate is famous for being married, but she makes it her career to BE married. Now I'm all screwed up, but it remains that Lynch knows exactly what he is doing, and is making his career out of being an ass.
I want to have mad, passionate, kinky humiliation sex with da Irk. He's just so damn cute. If you could get him to the dentist that would be great.
Nicely done - even got a sly Ask Irk question in there at the end.
@Thumperchick I came here to make sure someone else caught that. Nice work, internet user!
Again, another superb video. Right up there with my other favorites.
Oh meh god, Irk! There's no such thing as nacho cheese!
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-01-29/there-s-no-such-thing-as-nacho-cheese
@joelmw that's like saying there's no such thing as pizza cheese. Blooming idiots.