Anagrams and you

trilliongrams had a quick thing to say said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 12:19am ET

The best anagram of my name is "Game Over Retard"

My hobbies include finding the most lewd anagrams for my friends' names. (And by "find" I mean "spending 5 minutes on wordsmith.org")

What's the best or worst anagram of your name?

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kdemo said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 12:26am ET:

No anagrams for KDemo.
Unless moDe K? moKeD? oK meD.

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trilliongrams said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 12:30am ET:

Found one for Matt Rutledge: Get Metal Turd

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- @trilliongrams Saw this gem in Tokyo:
  
  luvche21 said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 11:16am ET
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djslack said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 1:51am ET:

I registered my former business as an anagram of my name: Micro Channels

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- My phone died before I got to the funnier ones. Melanin Scorch, Clansmen Choir, Man Chronicles, and Senor Clam Inch are among the gems Wordsmith provides.
  
  djslack said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 9:12am ET
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emilyap said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 1:53am ET:

My, a pile! Yam pile.

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- @emilyap ape mily
  
  cj0e said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 11:30am ET
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SSteve said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 2:35am ET:

My full name anagrams to Violin Screech Sonnet. I really need to commission one of my composer friends to write that piece.

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Thumperchick said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 3:05am ET:

Chick The Rump

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ceagee said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 3:39am ET:

Ace Gee

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Pamtha said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 4:49am ET:

Phat Ma. Cause I am the cool mom, yo!

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luvche21 said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 11:20am ET:

No anagrams for luvche :(

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- @luvche21 Unless you're a hipster fan of Che Guevera: Che luv
  
  Fish_Kungfu said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 12:10am ET
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- @luvche21 Luche V - spanish translations! " I Fought V" ... it's your Luchador name!
  
  cj0e said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 11:33am ET
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pitamuffin said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 12:53pm ET:

A Miff Input
A Muffin Tip

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- @pitamuffin I paint muff
  
  trilliongrams said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 9:07pm ET
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pitamuffin said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 12:54pm ET:

And 795 found for my real name. Holy crap.

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- @pitamuffin - Roach Ply, Holy carp, 793 more? ;-)
  
  kdemo said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 3:02pm ET
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brhfl said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 1:29pm ET:

hrblf, rbfhl, flrhb, they're all so good it's really hard to choose just a few!

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sohmageek said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 1:53pm ET:

so there are a lot apparently... I like...
A Geek Mosh
A Geeks Ohm
Shake Me Go
Ahem Keg So
Make She Go

I think one of the best is...
A Keg Me Hos!

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- @sohmageek Who has keg? O, me has keg!
  
  cj0e said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 11:35am ET
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parodymandotcom said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 2:08pm ET:

My condom adaptor.

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- @parodymandotcom I fear to know what it adapts to
  
  darkzrobe said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 10:21pm ET
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- @darkzrobe Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  
  parodymandotcom said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 9:22am ET
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- @parodymandotcom Pic or it didnt happen.
  
  darkzrobe said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 9:42am ET
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- @parodymandotcom I hope this is Friday's item.
  
  trilliongrams said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 9:08pm ET
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kdemo said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 2:54pm ET:

I had forgotten about this Easter egg:
If you Google "anagram", Google asks
"Did you mean: nag a ram"

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katylava said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 6:06pm ET:

You guuyyysss... let me try. It's my tuuuurrrnn.

Anagrams for: katylava

Too many users are currently using the server. Please try again later. Input too long (8 letters).

The permitted input length (maximum 30 letters) varies depending on the server load. Currently it's limited to 0 letters.

Please try again later or try a shorter input.

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- @katylava - I came up with Talky ava.
  
  kdemo said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 6:22pm ET
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- @katylava For you? The Himalayan phrase "Leave, Tall Yak", or maybe the hardwood neighbourhood of "Teak Valley, LA"
  
  curtise said Sat, Aug 8th 2015 at 11:44pm ET
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kc5rbq said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 1:26am ET:

Carnally Dead Not, Canada Doll Entry, Calendar Lad Tony et. al.

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- @kc5rbq Canada Doll Entry sounds like a bubblegum metal band.
  
  trilliongrams said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 9:09pm ET
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kc5rbq said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 1:39am ET:

Cadet Randy Llano is the best so far...we won't talk about the ones that start with Anally. :)

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sligett said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 1:40am ET:

Gel tits?

Over 83000 for my full name as the IRS knows me. tl;dr ...

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juststephen said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 2:18am ET:

The Jets Puns

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pepsiwine said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 6:52am ET:

Penis Wipe.
I just had to check, didn't I?

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jsh139 said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 8:17am ET:

Ham offs John

Sounds like a newspaper article title. Basically, a giant ham killing some dude named John. Nice.

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- @jsh139
  
  JonT said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 6:11pm ET
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MEHcus said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 8:28am ET:

Mine are, uh, interesting. I'll just let you use your imagination.

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- @MEHcus Kinky
  
  darkzrobe said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 10:34pm ET
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darkzrobe said Sun, Aug 9th 2015 at 10:22pm ET:

Zebra Dork

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Bingo said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 9:40am ET:

Bong I
Or from my real name: Anal Whittle Hmm

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tightwad said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 11:56am ET:

Tits Junk Hooligan

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NigelF said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 12:13pm ET:

Face Hug Loin

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- @NigelF I would have chosen Face Hug Lion
  
  katylava said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 12:37pm ET
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- @katylava Or "Lion Hug Cafe". Aww.
  
  Starblind said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 12:50pm ET
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- @katylava @Starblind I thought the purpose was to find the most lewd anagram for my name...
  
  NigelF said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 12:51pm ET
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- @NigelF Fun Hag Oil C.E.
  
  Starblind said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 12:57pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 1:39pm ET:

http://www.wordplays.com/anagrammer

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JonT said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 6:19pm ET:

Nothing for JonT but plenty of amazing ones for my name:
A Nonlethal Jest
Satan Then Jello
Lethal Jean Snot
Neath Ants Jello
Satan Hell Jet No

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curtise said Mon, Aug 10th 2015 at 6:48pm ET:

What can I say... Just call me Sir Cute.
When you spend time in the outdoors, do you rue tics?
Curse it!

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JonT said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 12:05pm ET:

@trilliongrams I'm bringing this post back because I liked the anagrams I got from my name so much and I want to see more.

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- @JonT Not All The Jeans
  
  trilliongrams said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 9:20pm ET
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mediobarkre said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 12:56pm ET:

Irk Bade More
Irk Bare Mode

I Barked More
Do I Reembark
Embark Or Die
Bard Mike Roe
Mike Redo Bra
Bare Rod Mike
Media Broker
Armored Bike
A Morbid Reek
I Dream Broke

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- @mediobarkre Mike Bare Rod
  
  You now have your porn name.
  
  trilliongrams said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 9:05pm ET
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trilliongrams said Tue, Aug 11th 2015 at 9:04pm ET:

I hadn't thought to use my username for this.
Sir Glamor Lint
Is Arming Troll
Riot Man Grills
Smart Lion Girl

And this pair:
It's Normal Girl
Mortal Sin Girl
which make the realize that "it's normal" is an anagram of "mortal sin"

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sligett said Fri, Aug 14th 2015 at 5:25am ET:

Hem.

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