I’m going to go out on a limb here. If you’re in the sort of relationship in which Valentine’s Day gifts are important, and you choose this to get your significant other, I’m pretty sure that’s going to be a penalty box offense.
Or maybe people like to be reminded by the loves of their lives that they’re somewhat offensive to look at, but can maybe improve upon that a bit with this weird and messy looking face mask.
@shahnm Right answer, but you might have lost already
I remember Marc Maron on WTF discussed a book that questioned whether we can ever be happy in a consumerist/advertising-based society. I wish I would have remembered the book and read it—man, I’d be looking so smart right about now.
And aww Schitts Creek! What are the odds that me, and the only other person that watches it would meet up?
There’s your beautiful!
@wew Hate to let you down, but I just picked a random giphy. I’m not very familiar with Schitts Creek, though I do recall having been up there a few times…
@phendrick@shahnm I think this would be good for all kinds of faces. Sometimes I use a makeup wipe just to wipe dirt from work off my face, even if I’m not wearing makeup.
And who doesn’t want to sit around for twenty minutes with a slimy mask on your face?
Hate to be negative… but it contains phenoxyethanol. And the MSDS (Material Saftey Data Sheet) has this ingredient (in an undiluted state) doing damage to skin, organs, and nervous system. There is a big debated on it being used in beauty products at low dosages.
International Journal of Toxicology stated that 2% and below would be safe however European Commission on cosmetic ingredients says it is toxic when applied around mouth. And the FDA put out a warning to nursing mothers on a nipple cream that contained it.
I realize you identify the final picture as the “most depressing funny image” but I often go straight to the “funny image” right after I click the meh button to give myself a little morning joy.
But not today.
I hadn’t read the description, just jumped to the funny image, to have my day ruined seeing my poor grandma looking longingly out the window waiting for me to come visit trying to console herself with face masks. Dang, I had plans, and now I have to go visit. Thanks Meh.
@enville I didn’t want to but after reading this I had to go look at the pic. If I had done it before, I probably would have taken as a grandma looking at whoever gave it to her like they were crazy. Now I see an old lady waiting for her daughter or granddaughter to come visit and do a mask with her…way more sad than depressing so I would ike to thank Men also…not.
@sammydog01 Yeah, I can see that too, that or she was remembering when she was younger. Thanks a lot Meh, thanks a whole heck of a lot for depressing me on the first sunny day in over a week…blah
I think this could be a decent present if it was part of a “pamper” yourself basket. Some scented candles, bottle of wine…everyone likes different things so there are probably people out there who would like it. My husband catches grief a lot because he gives me kitchen items at times, as presents…nothing with a cord and all that…I tell him that I love to cook and he is supporting my interest so they can go jump in a lake.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
6x Clay Masks
12x Hydrogel Masks
2x 30-Count Make-Up Remover Towelettes
Pictures
Stuff
Masks
Masks
Another mask
How many you get
Two things
one thing
Exploding out
Well this is the most depressing funny image we’ve ever run
Price Comparison
Hydrogel Masks: $59.72 (for 4 3-packs) at Amazon
Makeup Remover: $28 (for 2) at Amazon
Clay Mask: was $16 for 3.4oz
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Nov 7 - Friday, Nov 11
Mud meh ham
Will these work at a 7/11 as good as a ski mask?
@eeterrific No. Definitely don’t make the same mistake I did.
Sincerely,
Prisoner #24601314159
They call him… Valjeany-pie
@matthew Valjeany-pi x 10^5
But yeah. Valjeany-pie for short.
Thanks for the most terrifying Meh face ever, Meh. And yes - I saw the shark one from a few weeks ago…
@shahnm My sentiments exactly. I can’t unsee that Meh face.
@shahnm
REALLY TACKY, Meh. Saved valentine’s day indeed. Someone should be ashamed.
That’s my secret… I’m always ashamed
I’ll wipe these off with my Casa Decor towels.
I think my wife would like them.
My toilet is working again.
@JT954 this is heartwarming. I prayed for you.
Congratulations- you’re Morningsave now.
@sammydog01 Only not quite as fun.
@gertiestn I’ll start a thread titled “M Pillow” with no comment. That will make it feel like Morningsave.
I’m going to go out on a limb here. If you’re in the sort of relationship in which Valentine’s Day gifts are important, and you choose this to get your significant other, I’m pretty sure that’s going to be a penalty box offense.
Or maybe people like to be reminded by the loves of their lives that they’re somewhat offensive to look at, but can maybe improve upon that a bit with this weird and messy looking face mask.
Yeah. That’ll get you laid for sure.
Or… Maybe it bothers me more than it should…
@shahnm what? WHAT? You don’t want me to look beautiful???
@shahnm But I wanted a fitness tracker and a scale!
@wew But honey, you already look beautiful…
Etc…
/giphy sincerity
@shahnm Right answer, but you might have lost already
I remember Marc Maron on WTF discussed a book that questioned whether we can ever be happy in a consumerist/advertising-based society. I wish I would have remembered the book and read it—man, I’d be looking so smart right about now.
And aww Schitts Creek! What are the odds that me, and the only other person that watches it would meet up?
There’s your beautiful!
@wew Hate to let you down, but I just picked a random giphy. I’m not very familiar with Schitts Creek, though I do recall having been up there a few times…
@shahnm
Can the makeup removal towelettes be used to wipe your ass?
Asking for a friend…
@Pufferfishy To wipe off the m-ass-cara?
@Pufferfishy your butt might be sensitive to the stuff in these. I suggest a bidet.
@RiotDemon Well, there were no adverse reactions to this…
@shahnm
@Pufferfishy lol. If I was going to paint my ass, I think I’d choose something that doesn’t look like a creepy clown.
@Pufferfishy @RiotDemon THANK YOU!!!
/youtube girl you don’t need makeup
@UncleVinny I want a refund. I clicked the video, expecting to see the promised autopsy. But something was very wrong. Very very wrong.
@shahnm a check is in the mail to you, friend. So sorry to have let you down!
@UncleVinny that was hysterical thanks for the giggle
@UncleVinny That was Hilarious! Poor Amy!
I bet the Joker loves these
Dare I say it?
Something for the fairer sex from Meh – they keep asking.
@phendrick Though to be fair, I think this item would also appeal to the “mostly men”…
@shahnm Ah, the pre-assumed stereotypes kick in! (I didn’t say which was the fairer sex.)
@phendrick @shahnm I think this would be good for all kinds of faces. Sometimes I use a makeup wipe just to wipe dirt from work off my face, even if I’m not wearing makeup.
And who doesn’t want to sit around for twenty minutes with a slimy mask on your face?
@RiotDemon Wait, you want to sit around for twenty minutes while I have a slimy mask on MY face? Is that what I deserve now?
@phendrick yes.
/giphy yes
/buy
@lisameh It worked! Your order number is: willowy-undulating-birthday
/image willowy undulating birthday
@mediocrebot How appropriate! My birthday is in 2 days! But I can only hope to be undulating!
@lisameh @mediocrebot happy almost birthday!
@lisameh
/giphy happy almost birthday!
Seams like a good deal but NO ONE has even reviewed the stuff on Amazon. Makes me wonder where it comes from. Has anyone lived to tell about it
Hate to be negative… but it contains phenoxyethanol. And the MSDS (Material Saftey Data Sheet) has this ingredient (in an undiluted state) doing damage to skin, organs, and nervous system. There is a big debated on it being used in beauty products at low dosages.
International Journal of Toxicology stated that 2% and below would be safe however European Commission on cosmetic ingredients says it is toxic when applied around mouth. And the FDA put out a warning to nursing mothers on a nipple cream that contained it.
@Tempest1213 so this is my first comment on meh ever, but I’m a fan of checking EWG for ingredients. You’re right, but might not be a huge deal
https://www.ewg.org/skindeep/ingredient/704811/PHENOXYETHANOL/#.WogsmRPwZ24
@durjoy @Tempest1213 Welcome!!!
@Tempest1213 Thanks for looking out!
I realize you identify the final picture as the “most depressing funny image” but I often go straight to the “funny image” right after I click the meh button to give myself a little morning joy.
But not today.
I hadn’t read the description, just jumped to the funny image, to have my day ruined seeing my poor grandma looking longingly out the window waiting for me to come visit trying to console herself with face masks. Dang, I had plans, and now I have to go visit. Thanks Meh.
@enville Grandma says thanks.
@enville I didn’t want to but after reading this I had to go look at the pic. If I had done it before, I probably would have taken as a grandma looking at whoever gave it to her like they were crazy. Now I see an old lady waiting for her daughter or granddaughter to come visit and do a mask with her…way more sad than depressing so I would ike to thank Men also…not.
@mehbee It made me sad when I saw it. It looked like she desperately wanted to look younger.
@sammydog01 Yeah, I can see that too, that or she was remembering when she was younger. Thanks a lot Meh, thanks a whole heck of a lot for depressing me on the first sunny day in over a week…blah
Fastest meh button click ever
I think this could be a decent present if it was part of a “pamper” yourself basket. Some scented candles, bottle of wine…everyone likes different things so there are probably people out there who would like it. My husband catches grief a lot because he gives me kitchen items at times, as presents…nothing with a cord and all that…I tell him that I love to cook and he is supporting my interest so they can go jump in a lake.
Great timing for my sister’s bridal parties!
@jchasm give to the stripper at the bachelorette party…see if he can find something “interesting” to do with 'em…