@Stallion Wait… I thought I’d see unicorns before seeing Clorox wipes again. My Costco would list what they don’t have in stock, finally they just dropped the list and put up, “No.”
@TheMonkeyKing Amazon and Walmart go in and out of stock. I had no luck with Costco either, plenty of times allowing me to add to the cart but then checkout would fail. Amazon and Walmart have allowed me to buy without having to hunt at stores. Look every few days, stuff goes in and out of stock and typically ships before estimated dates.
@sjk3@Stallion, you’re merely lookin fo wipes ‘in all da wrong place’ !! I find dim everywhere when I’m asleep, ,… it’s 'what I’m dreami of’!! Just kidding, I have some CLOROX Disinfecting Wipes in my little boy’s room, aka, my bathroom!! Yes,… unused!! I purchased mine, but, FYI, you Can take a ziplock bag, go to Walmart, and load up at the entance, cart center!!
@phendrick, you could probably use these wipes since they don’t contain alcohol. The only problem IS, you can’t ‘Flush’ These in your shitty toilet, Phen!!
@jmhsrv also, for the viruses I’m most interested in avoiding (such as enteroviruses that cause stomach flu), sanitizing products are relatively ineffective. I’ll stick to hand washing.
@hchavers@Trinityscrew, excuse me for misspelling a word by one letter! I can get technical ass well! I doubt you’re asking for a friend downwind & BTW, you didn’t even bother mentioning that ‘Capiche’ is an American misspelling of the Italian word, ‘Capisce’!! Therefore, maybe you oughta [ought to] fukn retire as Word Police Nazi! I know sarasm too, JSYK!!
For those who don’t know, from the writeup, banks can and will reject you trying to give them a sack of pennies. They like to require you to purchase coin-roll paper and painstakingly roll the coins into bundles, I think just to avoid having to deal with it because who’s going to do that?
If you have a good bank or credit union they might have a machine into which you can pour a medium-sized sack of pennies and it will count them and credit them to your account without charging a fee.
It’s also technically a crime to melt the pennies and make them into something more valuable, such as a large solid metal poop emoji.
@ravenblack This also has much to do with paying a teller to count your coins. If it is pre-rolled, there is no guarantee that you filled them properly, but missing a penny here or there is still less costly to the bank than paying someone to count and stack coins. It also has a negative impact on customer service, as a teller is essentially taken out of rotation until said coins are tallied.
@ravenblack Back in the day, you could fuck with the Coinstars at your local mart by unplugging the ethernet cable but selecting Amazon/whatever (no percentage deduction) and it would spit out a ticket you could take to customer service for full money.
So I’ve heard. Also, good credit unions still have coin machines.
… there are no hand sanitizers, including those containing benzalkonium chloride, that are legally marketed specifically for the prevention or treatment of COVID-19. Hand sanitizers using active ingredients other than alcohol (ethanol), isopropyl alcohol, or benzalkonium chloride are not legally marketed, and FDA recommends that consumers avoid their use.
@MostlyHarmless, they never mentioned, nor claimed killing any virus!! BTW, what does Clorox & Lysol use as their active agent, killing ingredient¿? I know it’s not Alcohol!!.. Just curious!!
Never said they claimed it. I saw some earlier comments asking about it and wanted to add info from FDA to clarify what these wipes could (kill bacteria) and couldn’t do (destroy viruses). CDC and FDA both confirm that bleach and Lysol destroys viruses. Bleach has chlorine, don’t know what Lysol uses, but it’s effective according to those who should know.
@MostlyHarmless, you’re right, you never said they claimed the wipes could kill viruses & I called myself also trying to clarify what they could & couldn’t kill. As you correctly stated, these are strictly anti-bacterial wipes. I actually bought these to use for their intended purpose. Not every ocassion around my house calls for killing viruses and after killing a few dreaded virus hombres the bacteria are still wallowing all over everything until I introduce them to some of my other anti- bacterial wipes!! Before they die they’re probably thinking, “Hey, I thought he was just killing those viruses!!”
Specs
Directions:
Ingredients:
What’s in the Box?
6x Alta + Antibacterial Hand Wipes 90 Wipes (540 Total Wipes)
Price Comparison
$29.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Sep 17 - Tuesday, Sep 21
Meh, Passing, already stacked with legit Clorox/Lysol wipes.
@Stallion Where does one find that? I haven’t seen Clorox or Lysol wipes in the store or online in forever.
@sjk3 I whispered a message with some details, check it out.
@Stallion Wait… I thought I’d see unicorns before seeing Clorox wipes again. My Costco would list what they don’t have in stock, finally they just dropped the list and put up, “No.”
@TheMonkeyKing Amazon and Walmart go in and out of stock. I had no luck with Costco either, plenty of times allowing me to add to the cart but then checkout would fail. Amazon and Walmart have allowed me to buy without having to hunt at stores. Look every few days, stuff goes in and out of stock and typically ships before estimated dates.
@Stallion I just ordered some from Amazon right now. It’s just a matter of getting lucky with your timing.
@sjk3 @Stallion, you’re merely lookin fo wipes ‘in all da wrong place’ !! I find dim everywhere when I’m asleep,
,… it’s 'what I’m dreami of’
!! Just kidding, I have some CLOROX Disinfecting Wipes in my little boy’s room, aka, my bathroom!! Yes,… unused!! I purchased mine, but, FYI, you Can take a ziplock bag, go to Walmart, and load up at the entance, cart center!!
How about the antibacterial Ass Wipes? How much are they?
@phendrick Who gives a shit?
@phendrick @ShotgunX I think the wipes are designed to take the shit…
@phendrick, you could probably use these wipes since they don’t contain alcohol. The only problem IS, you can’t ‘Flush’ These in your shitty toilet, Phen!!
@phendrick @shahnm @ShotgunX, ass I said, they may be able to takle the sh
it, butt the toilet is definitely Not [all puns intended]!! 
Antibacterial NOT antiviral - Not a substitute for alcohol based hand sanitizer or hard surface virus protection
@jmhsrv also, for the viruses I’m most interested in avoiding (such as enteroviruses that cause stomach flu), sanitizing products are relatively ineffective. I’ll stick to hand washing.
@DaFrogMan Hand washing proven to be the best of course!
@DaFrogMan @jmhsrv, Da Frog
knows!!
Sorry, no clever comment from me today. I’m a bit wiped out.
@ShotgunX Bacteria has a way of coming back, and we will see you tomorrow.
@ShotgunX that would be two, including from above:
Will these burn my sack?
@bugger Would that be a feature…?
@bugger @shahnm
Dunno. Do they burn your underboob?
@bugger Nothing better then a slightly warmed over scrotum in the morning.
Specs say:
“Alcohol Free”
“Inactive Ingredients: Aqua, Phenoxyethanol…”
Wikipedia says:
“Phenoxyethanol is a germicidal and germistatic glycol ether, phenol ether, and aromatic alcohol…” <-- note that last word.
C’mon, man – I know this is election season, but I am tired of all the misinformation, otherwise know as being lied to…
@phendrick Beat me to it - that ethanol at the end of the chemical name should’ve been a dead giveaway.
OH MY GOD THEY LET GLEN OUT OF HIS PACKAGE!!!
Benzalconium doesn’t kill COVID19.
@jaynedough Is this the contemporary version of “jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams”?
@jaynedough But I hear Vibranium and Unobtanium do.
“Unobtanium”. Heh.
@jaynedough @ShotgunX
Seems like a more wasteful, more expensive, less effective alternative to hand sanitizer or just washing your hands.
Are these flushable? A (downwind) friend wants to know.
@hchavers, No, it says to discard in a trash recepticle [a big word for plastic garbage bag], Do Not Flush [in a shit
toilet]! Capiche?
@decoratedwarvet @hchavers I know what a receptacle is - “an object or space used to contain something.”
I’m not sure what a recepticle is.
@decoratedwarvet @hchavers And good morning DWV!
@decoratedwarvet @hchavers Do not flush in any toilet. Things like that clog the downstream pipes and treatment plants.
@decoratedwarvet @hchavers @Trinityscrew It’s like a testicle, but for receptions.
@hchavers @Trinityscrew, excuse me for misspelling a word by one letter! I can get technical ass well! I doubt you’re asking for a friend downwind & BTW, you didn’t even bother mentioning that ‘Capiche’ is an American misspelling of the Italian word, ‘Capisce’!! Therefore, maybe you oughta [ought to] fukn retire as Word Police Nazi! I know sarasm too, JSYK!!
@hchavers @Trinityscrew, and I thunk I was replying to hchavers’ comment!?¿! Are you guys living together during this COVID-19 crises, or what??¿?
V
@hchavers @lichen,… and can even clog the home plumbing [instream pipes]!!
Loved the writeup. Sometimes it’s not so good to be an agent of change.
You had me right up to the aloe vera.
I’m allergic to it.
@Tadlem43 [cockney accent] Aloe Vera. ‘ow are you t’day? Lovely mornin’ isn’t it? [/cockney accent]
@Tadlem43, are ya now, me lad¿?
For those who don’t know, from the writeup, banks can and will reject you trying to give them a sack of pennies. They like to require you to purchase coin-roll paper and painstakingly roll the coins into bundles, I think just to avoid having to deal with it because who’s going to do that?
If you have a good bank or credit union they might have a machine into which you can pour a medium-sized sack of pennies and it will count them and credit them to your account without charging a fee.
It’s also technically a crime to melt the pennies and make them into something more valuable, such as a large solid metal poop emoji.
@ravenblack Look for errors. Some can be worth a lot of money!
@ravenblack This also has much to do with paying a teller to count your coins. If it is pre-rolled, there is no guarantee that you filled them properly, but missing a penny here or there is still less costly to the bank than paying someone to count and stack coins. It also has a negative impact on customer service, as a teller is essentially taken out of rotation until said coins are tallied.
@ravenblack Back in the day, you could fuck with the Coinstars at your local mart by unplugging the ethernet cable but selecting Amazon/whatever (no percentage deduction) and it would spit out a ticket you could take to customer service for full money.
So I’ve heard. Also, good credit unions still have coin machines.
why do they look like the stroopwafel
@ZPB I’m running low on stroopwafel, wonder how these taste?
But what weighs more, 317 pennies or one pack of wipes??
do we know where these are Manufactured?
@kvs2000, Wuhan, China, aka, ground zero for SARS-CoV-2!! Why¿?
… there are no hand sanitizers, including those containing benzalkonium chloride, that are legally marketed specifically for the prevention or treatment of COVID-19. Hand sanitizers using active ingredients other than alcohol (ethanol), isopropyl alcohol, or benzalkonium chloride are not legally marketed, and FDA recommends that consumers avoid their use.
@MostlyHarmless, they never mentioned, nor claimed killing any virus!! BTW, what does Clorox & Lysol use as their active agent, killing ingredient¿? I know it’s not Alcohol!!.. Just curious!!
@decoratedwarvet @MostlyHarmless clorox and lysol wipes and great value wipes all use some form of Ammonium Chloride
Never said they claimed it. I saw some earlier comments asking about it and wanted to add info from FDA to clarify what these wipes could (kill bacteria) and couldn’t do (destroy viruses). CDC and FDA both confirm that bleach and Lysol destroys viruses. Bleach has chlorine, don’t know what Lysol uses, but it’s effective according to those who should know.
@MostlyHarmless, you’re right, you never said they claimed the wipes could kill viruses & I called myself also trying to clarify what they could & couldn’t kill. As you correctly stated, these are strictly anti-bacterial wipes. I actually bought these to use for their intended purpose. Not every ocassion around my house calls for killing viruses and after killing a few dreaded virus hombres the bacteria are still wallowing all over everything until I introduce them to some of my other anti- bacterial wipes!! Before they die they’re probably thinking, “Hey, I thought he was just killing those viruses!!”