Alexa -- witness for the prosecution?
6Used to, people were worried about their children overhearing domestic arguments, but now …?
http://blog.kcura.com/relativity/blog/murder-data-privacy-and-the-internet-of-things
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Used to, people were worried about their children overhearing domestic arguments, but now …?
http://blog.kcura.com/relativity/blog/murder-data-privacy-and-the-internet-of-things
Even though I hardly ever have to conceal a murder, I’m kind of afraid to get one.
@KDemo
I plan to train mine to bear false witness according to my wishes. Once it have it properly trained and tuned, I plan to use it to take over Vladimir Putin.
The trick is to use the speaker thing as the murder weapon, then convince Alexa that you’re in this together now and need to get your story straight. As far as anyone else will know the two of you spent the night drinking a few beers and doing some light cloud computing.