Acceptance Speach
27My Fellow Mehricans,
There have been goats great, goats bad, and goats good. I will do my very best to shoulder your burdens, and take the brunt of your blame. To this, My first contest is rolling right along. Tonight there will be a winner. I have a month of fun planned. I hope that you will join in. My first question to the community is why does Saturday and Sunday seem like a ghost town here. Is it less pleasurable talking to us when you're not getting paid at work to do other things, but doing this instead. The other busy time I see is the 11PM-1AM time... I know new items! but still some of us are around other times too! :) I hope to make Saturday and Sunday a little busier this month.
So Join me, in having a mediocre Month.
TL;dr
Watch for weekend things... I'm goat now.
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Woohoo, it's official! I look forward to your reign and how you'll entertain us while you shoulder our blame.
@hollboll You've gotta speach out about these things
@hollboll what a wonderful start to a fun filled month :)
@hollboll It's @sohmageek's fault. This is going to be an easy blame month.
@hollboll How @sohmageek feels right now...
@jaremelz
@hollboll @sohmageek
Welcome, @somahgeek to the September branch of the Goat Family. You will forever be commemorated for toilet paper.
@KDemo I believe it's spelled breanch.
So when will you be sending us all this acceptance s'peach. I personally can't wait, I love peaches.
S'peach: adv. a term of endearment, short for "what's up, peachy-poo.", requires head nod for full understanding to receiving party.
"When my lady bought me a beer without asking, I was all like, S'peach" [head nods toward significant other]
I would say Congratulations..but I am "speachless"!
@mfladd @sohmageek is probably trying to flea the internet right now.
Leave @sohmageek alone. To eech their own, I say.
Shouldn't that be "weakend"?
And...welcome to official goathood.
Hey, spelling police! You have mistaken @sohmageek's message. He was clearly referring to the infamous Scottish Gaelic wasp.
You've been stung!
@KDemo Oh man, how could I have forgotten! Wasp but a misunderstanding. ;)
@hollboll - Bee that as it may, we should give him a pass ;-)
lol brutal start, sohmageak
@Lotsofgoats yeah. I had to give them something right??
I'm here every day of the week. I blame you for the tumbleweeds on the weekends, @sohmageek.
@juststephen I'm sorry and hope to fix it. Would you like to help me with that?? :)
@sohmageek Can goats eat tumbleweed?
@juststephen The government says no, but they wouldn't have to say no if someone didn't already try it right?
I'm often here during the weekends.
I'm soooo lonely.............................................
I blame @sohmageek
@Teripie I'm so sorry for that. Stick around and see me light it on fire! ;)
@sohmageek So long as you're prepared
@jaremelz
@mfladd You don't put them out, you start them oh devious one.
I blame @sohmageek for being a day late to become goat.
@connorbush ok. I know I'm supposed to take blame there. But. @Jon. Bleat. I'm sorry for that too.
@sohmageek Did you mean @JeanT?
You people are making me laugh so hard I pead a little.
@mfladd Eye see what you did there
My Cappuccinatore on my coffee maker is not frothing right! My cappuccinos are not looking coffee shop fabulous anymore! I completely blame @sohmageek.
Seriously, I'm sad about this.
But it still makes kickass coffee and espresso. What do I expect for $5?
@Teripie I'm sorry. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I blame @sohmageek for the fact that I feel better. That means I have to actually get some stuff done! Ah bed, even though I was sick, it was nice while it lasted.
@jaremelz Sorry to hear you were sick. Sorry you gotta get some shit done now. Sick people should have at least one day off from being sick.
@Teripie Thanks, but oddly enough, with the passing of the goatdom, my ailment passed as well. And really, it's just the ending to A Goat's Tale. But being creative when you're not feeling right is a challenge.
@jaremelz so sorry I hear that @mehcus and @moose may have some smallpox they could send your way
@sohmageek I'll be sure to take a little and pass it on. The Mehsterhood of the Traveling Smallpox!
Speaking of S' PEACHES ...... The ones I usually get to freeze were all sold out. Your fault @shomageek. A family member got me some elsewhere. They are completely inferior to the ones I usually get, and several in the basket were bad.
I blame you goat for having my winter supply of peaches being meh.
@ceagee I'm sorry peaches aren't my specialty. Have you tried watermelons instead?
@sohmageek Watermelons don't freeze very well. A goat idea to be sure.
AND I will say that at least you saw this even though I spelled your name wrong goat. So you get a point for that . maybe.
@ceagee Watermelon is always good, Maybe try this. Depending on your geographical location you may be able to find better/cheaper locally... http://www.amazon.com/Jake-Amos-Pickled-Sweet-Watermelon/dp/B0072JWHAS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1441240000&sr=8-1&keywords=watermelon+rind
Good southern treat. :) I've had them once in Atlanta.. and got spoiled. For those that haven't had it yet. It's like a jello but no animal stuff.
@sohmageek yuck. been there done that. nice try though goat.
@ceagee to (p)each their own ;)
I'm actually having S' PEACH on my S'PEAZZA for dinner tonight!
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/peach-gorgonzola-chicken-pizza
I'm excited to try it!
@kadagan It's all @shomageek 's fault that I am NOT having that yummy looking dinner that @kadagan is having. Curse you goat.
@ceagee Curse you @sohmageek I have been posting about blaming you w/ your name spelled wrong. It's all your fault for having a name easy to mix up that way.
@ceagee I'm sorry have you tried calling for delivery?
@sohmageek I don't have @kadagen 's number. But you can make it and bring it on over ! Thanks goat.
@sohmageek Hey, how is your inbox doing? ;)
@ceagee I'm sorry I have a little one that is screaming in my ear... Maybe @mfladd would deliver... or you could try red bull to give you wings... Just know you won't actually grow wings. It's similar to other wings...
@ceagee the pizza was really good! I think that recipe is a keeper!
@kadagan Glad it turned out well. I'll have to try it sometime, but no one here will eat it but me.
@ceagee My wife liked it, but neither of my kids would even try it.. Haha
just remember, with great power, comes great opportunity to be rude to people and get away with it.
@carl669 oh trust me... look at the rest of it. :)
what the fuck is a speach?
@CowboyDann it's a peach of a speech.
@CowboyDann - It's a Scottish Gaelic wasp.
@CowboyDann It may be a clue... Other contests are coming.. :)
I demand a recount. I did not vote for this.
@darkzrobe and you are?
@marklog is anyone ever sure?
@darkzrobe I think I saw you as one of the other prospectives.
Looking forward to seeing a little life on the weekends. (That's when I usually get time with real humans. But I can multitask.)
@christinewas Humans... Am I not... ok maybe not the best month to ask.
@sohmageek This kind of confusion is common when sayings are boiled down to simpler phrases like "The clothes make the man." Wear what you want, goat, but you are what you are.
@christinewas If this is nice... I would hate to be @mfladd last month.
@sohmageek If you look at my treatment of @mfladd in context, I was exceptionally kind. He lives in the land of contradictions. His love language is abuse. He could not get enough. I was only helping fulfill his (sick) needs. Because I'm just that nice.
@sohmageek I expect a few of these slip-ups along the way. And this is only day 1. I have not adjusted to the Scheming Genius Goat who will fill the forum with puzzles and fun.
@christinewas oh yes he did like it... :) Sometimes it's the little things :)
@christinewas I'm biding my time and getting a feel for the new goat's reign. Is it bad that I'm not sure how to treat a goat without cruelty? I blame and thank @mfladd
@jaremelz I'm sorry but the blame belongs to me this month, No summoning @mfladd for what is my fault. I'll work toward making it easier for you. Sometimes I can be a smart ass... I mean... You saw what I got @JonT right? http://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Classic-Gag/dp/B0067N91V8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1441245398&sr=8-1&keywords=peeing+little+boy
@sohmageek Oh I certainly did! And if you shoulder the blame, you also take it for what going after him did to my search history. Watch it, or else I'll send you the images!
@christinewas Hey, you. Yeah you, watch IG for a sneak peak of someone's story ending, just for you!
@jaremelz Yay!
@sohmageek I know that others have had a rough time being goat, but for you it'll be a day at the beech.
@jaremelz Beechnut?
@sohmageek @jaremelz BTW they are the best baby food I've found so far... Very interesting stuff in them and they taste good. It happens when you're trying to get an infant to eat... Especially when he wants whats on my plate more than his... Is it sad that sometimes I Want what is on his plate more than mine?
Just don't tell the wife that. She usually makes it.
@sohmageek Watch out, goat, those peas'll run right through ya. You'll have only yourself to blame.
@jaremelz especially if you're wearing white right?
@sohmageek Not me! And if never wear white, anyway.
I blame @sohmageek for misspelling speach in the title. It's causing my OCD to go crazy. I also blame @sohmageek for that.
@juststephen I'm sorry, but I expect your OCD to go really apeshit by the end of the month... play along and enjoy. :)