Of the videos I’ve seen where people are using this type of massager, this would be a very bad thing to use on “sensitive” areas (for most people). That being said a good relaxing massage to non-“sensitive” areas often feels great before or after a “loving” session.
@karlydoesmusic This is absolutely NOT for loving. Like other people said it’s used for deep tissue massage. Pre-pandemic, I was getting PT on my back for a car accident and they used one of these things to loosen me up. It was heaven, but not that kind of heaven. If I got this for my wife for that purpose, it may set me back a couple weeks. lol
@Stallion Massagers like this in general? I would. I came across one last year for the first time (Hypervolt). It is absolutely incredible when you’re sore all over from running and you’re massaging your legs with it.
As for this particular one? No clue. Price is right, but there’s literally no review on Amazon.
Omg, I just bought this today on side deal for $69 - $10 with PASTADROP coupon. Y’all should buy it at $49 just to spite me with your ability to time the market.
@cansparkle Yeah, but theirs (by Ztech) gives EXTRA HEAD for only $5 more if you have Prime but not vmp. It also looks slightly more stylish IMO, comes in more color choices and shows the case which looks pretty good too.
I’ve got a black and decker jigsaw with a few different head attachments already, but it only has two speeds; on and off. So, I bought this so I could get some variety going.
@Pufferfishy They have a new model out the PP 6000. Both will accomplish the goal of making her scream like a banshee and cuss in languages you never knew she was fluent in.
For those interested, this video compares a similar looking clone to a $300+ Hypervolt massager. Says initial comparisons are okay, but durability is unknown.
@mahdego@sammydog01 Mine came today. Charging now, so no usage update, but a lot bigger and better built than I expected for the price. Very solid and heavy
I received an email from Meh today about my order of this massager, stating that something happened and I’m getting a silver one instead of rose gold. I’m totally okay with this (color choice wasn’t really important) but just wanted to shout out to Meh customer service for being upfront and classy about it.
Update:. Got it yesterday. Actually quite impressed for the $$ it’s pretty well made and quite powerful. Caveat though desctiption said it has a storage case. Mine didn’t. It has a fitted box and a velveteen storage bag.
@havok Instructions for what? This from the description might help:
20 Speeds:
The LED Touch screen allows you to easily switch between 20 speeds for desired percussion rate
1-4 Muscle Relaxation
5-8 Light Massage
9-12 Standard Massage
13-16 Deep Tissue Massage
17-20 Professional Mode
5 Interchangeable Attachments:
Round: Best for targeting large muscle groups
Fork: Great for loosening up tough back tissue
Air Cushion: Suitable for large or small muscle groups (soft tip)
Flat: Suitable for all parts and size areas of focus
Bullet: Designed to specifically target joints and pressure points to release muscular tension and knots
@readnj let me know when you get to a “why won’t my unit turn on”/“what are these extra parts for” or even a FAQs section in the product specs that I thoroughly read before purchasing.
@havok I cant turn mine on without plugging it in first. Once on I can pull it off the charger and use it, but if I turn it off it wont go back on. I might return mine, but if you want to give it a go, try that.
Alright, I’ve read the pretty bad instructions and cannot figure out how to adjust the power. Speed, yes, this is the number on the left. Power, no, the number on the right is stuck on 90. Anyone figure this out?
@phorq Jeez, that’s not the “Power” as in force, it’s the “Power” as in how much battery is left. Leaving this here JUST in case anyone else is as easily confused as I am.
@phorq I was wondering the exact same thing. I eventually deduced it meant “battery” but yeah. Was weird. Glad it wasn’t just me that was momentarily confused.
Sure it takes awhile for delivery AND it’s Well built as well as powerful. You know for the $, it’s a deal! Has a bag to store it in and SIMPLE though common sense instructions. Glad I own it. Thanks Meh
Is anyone else experiencing this? I get things with shipping are hectic at this point but 3.5 weeks and it still hasn’t gotten to USPS? If Meh would offer expedited shipping I would be a very happy boy…
@om2180 I got you beat…
“June 2, 2020, 8:12 pm
Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
GRAPEVINE, TX 76051
Shipping Partner: PITNEY BOWES
Your item departed a shipping partner facility at 8:12 pm on June 2, 2020 in GRAPEVINE, TX 76051. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date.”
At this point I’m kicking myself for not spending the extra couple bucks to get it from “that other site” since it was on both the same day. I could have walked to Grapevine, TX from my home in CA in less time (19 days 22 hrs).
When can I expect my order to go from processing to shipped? I ordered this on May 21. When should I receive the AB Wireless Deep Tissue Percussion Massager?
@trasch
Ordered mine on the 21st also, just received on the 15th. Sloooooooooow shipping. Won’t be ordering from meh again until they get rid of Pitney Bowes as a shipper.
Our shipping partner Pitney Bowes is experiencing delays due to overwhelming volume. Please know that we are doing everything we can to help get that cleared up.
Please visit Your Orders page (in your account) to see current tracking information.
Note that orders are still being shipping on time from our warehouse.
Please allow 7-10 extra days for orders to arrive.
If you have additional questions, please let us know.
It stopped working. The motor inside sounds loose, the charger doesn’t fit properly. It feels refurbished but not in a good way. How do I return this item?
June 19, 2020, 12:24 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Destination Facility
DALLAS TX NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Your item arrived at our DALLAS TX NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER destination facility on June 19, 2020 at 12:24 pm. The item is currently in transit to the destination.
June 17, 2020, 10:29 am
Arrived at USPS Facility
MISSOURI CITY, TX 77459
June 17, 2020, 8:38 am
Arrived at Post Office
MISSOURI CITY, TX 77459
June 17, 2020, 7:23 am
Accepted at USPS Destination Facility
HOUSTON, TX 77008
Man I think i got all of yall beat, I havent gotten a shipping tracking number, and MEH just keeps telling me that its processing with no idea when it might ship. Has anyone canceled and ordered from “the other sister sites”?
@Hoho My order is also in limbo…no update beyond “processing”. I did get an email a few weeks ago telling me the black one I ordered was out of stock and they’d be shipping me a silver one on “Tuesday”. As of right now it just feels like I burned a $50 bill.
@bipolarbear yup same here, i keep following up and they keep telling me its processing. I wonder if its worth buying from sidedeal or morningsave, or if it will just reset my wait time…
@bipolarbear@Hoho I actually originally order one from Morning Save, but for 10$ more. I was able the cancel that order the following day when Meh put it up for 10$ less, just by contacting customer service. As yours haven’t shipped yet, I would imagine you could request a cancellation without too much trouble. I cannot comment on the effect doing so would on shipping.
@bipolarbear@Hoho@rmsinclair2 : Do a chargeback on your credit card. That’s what I’m considering doing if they really wait 7-10 business days to get back to me. File a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission, www.ftc.gov, go to “Consumer Sentinel.”
I’m a consumer protection lawyer. I know the federal consumer law well. Meh is violating it. All they’re cutesy “we’re hip like you” BS aside, they’re acting like a second rate scam artist. It’s not a CV problem: it’s a not knowing how to conduct business. This is completely unacceptable. It’s only the second thing I’ve ordered from Meh, and unless they have some good explanations for why there are extensive delays and no updates, it will be the last thing I ever order from them. And I will make sure that my friends and family know not to order from them. You guys at meh might have heard of “goodwill” in your on-line business schools? This is BADWILL. Are you listening, meh?
Very impressed with the product once I got it. Feels heavy and well-made, at least so far, and it certainly packs a punch! Well worth it as an impulse buy and recommended for the price-- about half the price of a single massage!
Took some extra time to get here but I think Meh.com was good with their communication and they offered to make good. I understand why people would be upset but this is still a “discount” website so I give them a little leeway.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$129.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 20th - Monday, July 27th
How does it compare to theragun or other high end massager? Often the cheapy ones are too weak to be effective.
Is this…for lovin’?
@karlydoesmusic 95% sure no
@karlydoesmusic I would say three of the attachments are.
@karlydoesmusic DEEP tissue massage.
@karlydoesmusic
Of the videos I’ve seen where people are using this type of massager, this would be a very bad thing to use on “sensitive” areas (for most people). That being said a good relaxing massage to non-“sensitive” areas often feels great before or after a “loving” session.
@karlydoesmusic This is absolutely NOT for loving. Like other people said it’s used for deep tissue massage. Pre-pandemic, I was getting PT on my back for a car accident and they used one of these things to loosen me up. It was heaven, but not that kind of heaven. If I got this for my wife for that purpose, it may set me back a couple weeks. lol
I almost bought something like this from an instagram add.
Again!?!?
These types of massagers are supposedly all the rage these days. Anyone recommend?
@Stallion Massagers like this in general? I would. I came across one last year for the first time (Hypervolt). It is absolutely incredible when you’re sore all over from running and you’re massaging your legs with it.
As for this particular one? No clue. Price is right, but there’s literally no review on Amazon.
Are we sure this isn’t just a multi directional adult toy?
@AVahne That could explain Cleopatra’s look of satisfaction.
@AVahne that is one use for it. Occasionally people might use it for other things.
Meh is getting Kinky.
/giphy sly wink
Looks like a karaoke microphone
You would think they would sell these xxxxxl earbuds in pairs. Sheesh.
@canneddirt Oh, but the clarity.
Do these support AAC Bluetooth?
Less sex shop more cool stuff svp.
/giphy is spying on you for facebook
@stinks yeah less likely to use giphy now
/giphy mad as hell not gonna take it anymore
Percussion massage does not sound relaxing. Rather, my imagination sees black and blue. Ouch!
Dude is that a buttplug attachment?
I love all the onomatopoeias in this writeup.
I just need some heads that fit a regular impact driver
@thechinglish Jigsaw, you mean?
@heartbleed @thechinglish reciprocating saw?
@RiotDemon @thechinglish No, you’ve gone too far. That’s too big.
@thechinglish
I was just thinking that this looked a lot lot lot like an air compressor/tire inflator I just bought. Even the controls on the back are similar.
Not one review… it’s probably the Panama papers! Crazy rich assholes like Epstein doing whatever they want! I bet they censored the comments.
/giphy short-quick-umbrella
Omg, I just bought this today on side deal for $69 - $10 with PASTADROP coupon. Y’all should buy it at $49 just to spite me with your ability to time the market.
@jhinra Cancel your other order
Cheaper than w00t
@cansparkle Yeah, but theirs (by Ztech) gives EXTRA HEAD
for only $5 more if you have Prime but not vmp. It also looks slightly more stylish IMO, comes in more color choices and shows the case which looks pretty good too.
@cansparkle @iggy71 Link? I couldn’t find it on their site…
Edit: Nevermind. Found it but sold out.
Sleeping wife said order it.
@darkinc And waking wife will say???
Oh wait… (snicker).
@Kidsandliz not sure yet lol delivery isnt scheduled till june 15+ lol.
Woot is shadowing this item. They have their own make and model for sale.
@cfg83 the woot version looks fancier. I went for it instead.
@cfg83 Link?
@garymc25 It’s at woot.com in the Home & Kitchen section.
Where do I put the coins?
@tejas_vern
In the coin-slot?
Can you turn this into a drum thaing for your band?
I’ve got a black and decker jigsaw with a few different head attachments already, but it only has two speeds; on and off. So, I bought this so I could get some variety going.
@ConradHilton ditto
This thread is so wrong, it’s right.
/giphy shooting cowboy
Any word on the max force/stoppage force and the mm of amplitude?
@javed13
The Amazon listing shows 10mm. No spec on the force.
/giphy ruesome-predictable-neptune
The Hypervolt is amazing. If this is even close for the money, it’s a good buy.
What are the chances that this stops working within 30-60 days after using it?
@emperorhawkeye probably as good as seeing snarky remarks on meh
How does this compare to the Hitachi Magic Wand?
@mypiesarepiff
The MW has better attachments and more horsepower. If you have a MW, this is not an upgrade.
How does this compare to Dr. Porkenheimer’s PussyPounder 5000?
@Pufferfishy They have a new model out the PP 6000. Both will accomplish the goal of making her scream like a banshee and cuss in languages you never knew she was fluent in.
Would have sold more if you framed it as the vibrator it is.
@adwaller i fear the woman that uses one of these as a vibrator
@adwaller @Beatheistitsfun How do you say vibrator in Klingon?
/giphy fluffy-open-warthog
@CzarCastic
FYI, there are zero user ratings on the Amazon
Not the exact one. Older model maybe?
@RiotDemon Actually seems like it should be newer since it has a swappable battery handle.
I’m just here for the comments .
For those interested, this video compares a similar looking clone to a $300+ Hypervolt massager. Says initial comparisons are okay, but durability is unknown.
@artemaria Thanks! The snarky comments are funny and all, but I’m actually curious about the product for sore/stiff muscles.
/buy
@thenagman Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot /giphy grating-conventional-fudge
Got me again, meh. Well played.
/giphy worthy-zesty-cherry
damn that pasta… got me buying crap i otherwise would’ve skipped
/giphy elegant-warn-rat
How much was it? I saw earlier, but forgot. Anyway, it’s $38.99 at Groupon (incl. shipping).
@mehvid1 Nvm. It’s different, just looks the same.
So it’s not a giant earbud?
i ordered this one month ago and it still hasn’t shipped. i want to cancel this crap and forget this company!
@mahdego It was sold on May 21st and today is June 3rd.
@mahdego @sammydog01 Mine came today. Charging now, so no usage update, but a lot bigger and better built than I expected for the price. Very solid and heavy
@readnj jealous… mine is still processing. i’m so looking forward to hammering away at my calves as i sit at my desk all day.
@mahdego I ordered mine on the 21st of May and it’s still not here. Today is June 11th.
I received an email from Meh today about my order of this massager, stating that something happened and I’m getting a silver one instead of rose gold. I’m totally okay with this (color choice wasn’t really important) but just wanted to shout out to Meh customer service for being upfront and classy about it.
Update:. Got it yesterday. Actually quite impressed for the $$ it’s pretty well made and quite powerful. Caveat though desctiption said it has a storage case. Mine didn’t. It has a fitted box and a velveteen storage bag.
Wish it came with instructions.
@havok Instructions for what? This from the description might help:
20 Speeds:
The LED Touch screen allows you to easily switch between 20 speeds for desired percussion rate
1-4 Muscle Relaxation
5-8 Light Massage
9-12 Standard Massage
13-16 Deep Tissue Massage
17-20 Professional Mode
5 Interchangeable Attachments:
Round: Best for targeting large muscle groups
Fork: Great for loosening up tough back tissue
Air Cushion: Suitable for large or small muscle groups (soft tip)
Flat: Suitable for all parts and size areas of focus
Bullet: Designed to specifically target joints and pressure points to release muscular tension and knots
@readnj let me know when you get to a “why won’t my unit turn on”/“what are these extra parts for” or even a FAQs section in the product specs that I thoroughly read before purchasing.
@havok I cant turn mine on without plugging it in first. Once on I can pull it off the charger and use it, but if I turn it off it wont go back on. I might return mine, but if you want to give it a go, try that.
Alright, I’ve read the pretty bad instructions and cannot figure out how to adjust the power. Speed, yes, this is the number on the left. Power, no, the number on the right is stuck on 90. Anyone figure this out?
@phorq Jeez, that’s not the “Power” as in force, it’s the “Power” as in how much battery is left. Leaving this here JUST in case anyone else is as easily confused as I am.
@phorq I was wondering the exact same thing. I eventually deduced it meant “battery” but yeah. Was weird. Glad it wasn’t just me that was momentarily confused.
Sure it takes awhile for delivery AND it’s Well built as well as powerful. You know for the $, it’s a deal! Has a bag to store it in and SIMPLE though common sense instructions. Glad I own it. Thanks Meh
Thats a lovely thing to get started ive used in the this article https://traintracking.online/amtrak-train-status-amtrak-train-tracking-amtrak-status/
Mine has been in the status of
“Delivered to Pitney Bowes Facility
Fuquay-Varina, NC”
Since the 10th of June and if I track it with the USPS tracker it says it’s
"On Its Way to USPS
June 8, 2020 at 8:15 pm
Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
ATLANTA, GA 30349"
Is anyone else experiencing this? I get things with shipping are hectic at this point but 3.5 weeks and it still hasn’t gotten to USPS? If Meh would offer expedited shipping I would be a very happy boy…
@om2180 I got you beat…
“June 2, 2020, 8:12 pm
Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
GRAPEVINE, TX 76051
Shipping Partner: PITNEY BOWES
Your item departed a shipping partner facility at 8:12 pm on June 2, 2020 in GRAPEVINE, TX 76051. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date.”
At this point I’m kicking myself for not spending the extra couple bucks to get it from “that other site” since it was on both the same day. I could have walked to Grapevine, TX from my home in CA in less time (19 days 22 hrs).
I’m having a similar shipping issue. Also, it arrived at the local Pitney Bowes facility and seems to be sitting there. Help me out meh!
When can I expect my order to go from processing to shipped? I ordered this on May 21. When should I receive the AB Wireless Deep Tissue Percussion Massager?
@trasch
Ordered mine on the 21st also, just received on the 15th. Sloooooooooow shipping. Won’t be ordering from meh again until they get rid of Pitney Bowes as a shipper.
I sent meh a message lets see if that helps.
@GatorFL I got the following response from Meh:
Chad (Mercatalyst)
Jun 17, 2020, 9:40 AM CDT
Hi!
Our shipping partner Pitney Bowes is experiencing delays due to overwhelming volume. Please know that we are doing everything we can to help get that cleared up.
Please visit Your Orders page (in your account) to see current tracking information.
Note that orders are still being shipping on time from our warehouse.
Please allow 7-10 extra days for orders to arrive.
If you have additional questions, please let us know.
@GatorFL And what do you know, it showed up today.
It stopped working. The motor inside sounds loose, the charger doesn’t fit properly. It feels refurbished but not in a good way. How do I return this item?
I ordered on 5/21 as well, but no love. Mine appears to stuck in an infinite loop… or got sad and wanted to go back home… (FWIW - I am in Houston)
From USPS.com tracking page:
June 19, 2020, 12:24 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Destination Facility
DALLAS TX NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Your item arrived at our DALLAS TX NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER destination facility on June 19, 2020 at 12:24 pm. The item is currently in transit to the destination.
June 17, 2020, 10:29 am
Arrived at USPS Facility
MISSOURI CITY, TX 77459
June 17, 2020, 8:38 am
Arrived at Post Office
MISSOURI CITY, TX 77459
June 17, 2020, 7:23 am
Accepted at USPS Destination Facility
HOUSTON, TX 77008
June 13, 2020, 6:20 pm
Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
GRAPEVINE, TX 76051
Shipping Partner: PITNEY BOWES
June 12, 2020, 4:15 pm
Arrived Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
GRAPEVINE, TX 76051
Shipping Partner: PITNEY BOWES
May 26, 2020, 5:06 pm
Picked Up by Shipping Partner, USPS Awaiting Item
CARROLLTON, TX 75010
Shipping Partner: PITNEY BOWES
@rmsinclair2 FSM be praised! My package arrived! Now let’s see if it works…
Man I think i got all of yall beat, I havent gotten a shipping tracking number, and MEH just keeps telling me that its processing with no idea when it might ship. Has anyone canceled and ordered from “the other sister sites”?
@Hoho My order is also in limbo…no update beyond “processing”. I did get an email a few weeks ago telling me the black one I ordered was out of stock and they’d be shipping me a silver one on “Tuesday”. As of right now it just feels like I burned a $50 bill.
@bipolarbear yup same here, i keep following up and they keep telling me its processing. I wonder if its worth buying from sidedeal or morningsave, or if it will just reset my wait time…
@bipolarbear @Hoho I actually originally order one from Morning Save, but for 10$ more. I was able the cancel that order the following day when Meh put it up for 10$ less, just by contacting customer service. As yours haven’t shipped yet, I would imagine you could request a cancellation without too much trouble. I cannot comment on the effect doing so would on shipping.
@bipolarbear @Hoho @rmsinclair2 : Do a chargeback on your credit card. That’s what I’m considering doing if they really wait 7-10 business days to get back to me. File a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission, www.ftc.gov, go to “Consumer Sentinel.”
I’m a consumer protection lawyer. I know the federal consumer law well. Meh is violating it. All they’re cutesy “we’re hip like you” BS aside, they’re acting like a second rate scam artist. It’s not a CV problem: it’s a not knowing how to conduct business. This is completely unacceptable. It’s only the second thing I’ve ordered from Meh, and unless they have some good explanations for why there are extensive delays and no updates, it will be the last thing I ever order from them. And I will make sure that my friends and family know not to order from them. You guys at meh might have heard of “goodwill” in your on-line business schools? This is BADWILL. Are you listening, meh?
@Bmelbein It seems there is a boat load of us out here!
@Bmelbein A lawyer, huh? Any relation to Bad Lisa?
Ordered mine May 21, it arrived today, June 29.
Very impressed with the product once I got it. Feels heavy and well-made, at least so far, and it certainly packs a punch! Well worth it as an impulse buy and recommended for the price-- about half the price of a single massage!
Took some extra time to get here but I think Meh.com was good with their communication and they offered to make good. I understand why people would be upset but this is still a “discount” website so I give them a little leeway.
Mine will not charge. Any suggestions?
Anyone can send me them model number? Lost the charger.
Thanks
@alj66 Did you check the specs at the top of this page?
@alj66 I have the same issue, did you ever find a compatible charger? It’s hard to match with no brand name
@alj66 …no brand name that connects to a definitive product