A Promotion to...March Goat

stardate820926 posted some pics said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 9:51am ET

So apparently I performed a little too well during my stint as acting goat and was promoted to full time Goat for March. Umm...thanks!

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Lotsofgoats said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 9:55am ET:

operations ensign Lotsofgoats reporting for duty

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- @Lotsofgoats There were no purple uniforms in Star Trek. -sigh-
  Welcome to goathood, @stardate12345678 or whatever your number is.
  
  Barney said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:09am ET
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  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:20am ET
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- @Barney It's not a uniform exactly but Troi wore this a lot
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:21am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats you realize all the redshirts die on Star Trek, right?
  
  mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:41am ET
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- @mfladd
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/first-away-mission
  
  narfcake said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:29am ET
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- @mfladd it's ok I just got promoted
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:29am ET
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- @stardate820926 I always liked her--and the fact that someone whose primary skill was empathy sat right next to the captain.
  
  joelmw said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:34am ET
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- @stardate820926 Found it!
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 1:05pm ET
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mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:24am ET:

About fucking time.

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- @mfladd
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:34am ET
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- @stardate820926 WTF did we get ourselves into this month?
  
  mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:48am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:04am ET
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  mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:10am ET
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carl669 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:27am ET:

congrats!

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- @carl669 I love this gif so much! I'm convinced that Brent Spiner (not Data) did that double take haha
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 10:33am ET
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ticklescratch said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:18am ET:

And the supercut...

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- @ticklescratch
  Even Dr. Bashir did the "Riker"
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 3:07pm ET
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- @ticklescratch OMG. HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS IN ALL THE YEARS I WATCHED TNG???
  
  And as a bonus, the "Sit Down, Riker Style" action in the Family Guy tapping game makes SOOOO much more sense now!
  
  curtise said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:11pm ET
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joelmw said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:21am ET:

Awesome. May you do horrible things and receive much blame.

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mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:47am ET:

@stardate820926 Just because......

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  KittySprinkles said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 12:35pm ET
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  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 12:58pm ET
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KittySprinkles said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 12:49pm ET:

Yay! So this is where the Star Truck gifs go, right? Am I doing it right?

(Btw, you'll rock this)

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  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 12:56pm ET
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mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 1:58pm ET:

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- @mfladd I freaking love that scene.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 2:09pm ET
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- @jaremelz Just watched that episode and it's still hysterical.
  
  mehbee said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:54pm ET
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mikibell said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 3:45pm ET:

@stardate820926
phew................. better you than me!!!!!!!

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kdemo said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 6:03pm ET:

Tuesday, March 1, 2016
The Wettest Winter in Seattle History
At 1 PM today, history was made.
Seattle has received enough precipitation since October 1 to make it the wettest winter in Seattle history.

So much for El Nino, and sorry California. Blame @stardate!

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  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 6:31pm ET
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  kdemo said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 6:53pm ET
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nadroj said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:27pm ET:

Happy March

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somf69 said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:32pm ET:

Set coordinates to the goat zone

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- @somf69 Goats, PopTarts and Space - Hell yes, I'm in!
  
  mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:51pm ET
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- @somf69 Hey! I was going to post that!
  
  OldCatLady said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 1:59pm ET
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- @OldCatLady
  
  somf69 said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 10:07pm ET
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- @OldCatLady I think this one's for you
  
  stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 2:57pm ET
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- @stardate820926 omg you can almost see his cumberbatch 🙊
  
  Lotsofgoats said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 11:15pm ET
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mfladd said Tue, Mar 1st 2016 at 11:36pm ET:

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Cerridwyn said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 12:09am ET:

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Kidsandliz said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 12:33am ET:

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2many2no said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 2:37am ET:

@stardate820926 Looks like we'll have a warped month.

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thismyusername said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 7:51am ET:

So I have a question for the goat... what exactly happens at 11:45 and 36 seconds in the pm on Saturday December 4, 3143?

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stardate820926 said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 1:13pm ET:

I'm too buried at work to play much today. I blame @....

oh yeah...

well, shit! (or fuck since our fuck count is lacking)

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- @stardate820926 I would just beam those fucking tribbles over to that Klingon ship if I were you.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 1:58pm ET
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- @mfladd done!
  
  stardate820926 said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 2:18pm ET
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DrunkCat said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 2:51pm ET:

I demand a recount!

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  stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 1:33pm ET
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Lotsofgoats said Wed, Mar 2nd 2016 at 2:59pm ET:

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  stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 1:29pm ET
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stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 1:31pm ET:

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thismyusername said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 10:10pm ET:

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- @thismyusername I think I've watched this loop about 20 times. They just look so happy.
  
  stardate820926 said Fri, Mar 4th 2016 at 10:50am ET
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mfladd said Thu, Mar 3rd 2016 at 11:01pm ET:

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more...

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  stardate820926 said Fri, Mar 4th 2016 at 10:44am ET
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TexMehx said Sun, Mar 6th 2016 at 8:47pm ET:

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- @TexMehx
  
  stardate820926 said Mon, Mar 7th 2016 at 11:34am ET
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- @stardate820926 Uh-huh. I am the cutest.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Mar 7th 2016 at 7:08pm ET
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thismyusername said Sun, Mar 13th 2016 at 10:17pm ET:

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- @thismyusername I'm just working on my technique.
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 15th 2016 at 11:54am ET
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carl669 said Mon, Mar 14th 2016 at 1:34pm ET:

Pope goat!

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sammydog01 said Mon, Mar 14th 2016 at 2:04pm ET:

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  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 15th 2016 at 11:57am ET
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stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 15th 2016 at 12:01pm ET:

It's a Sisko ball! Because....why not?

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sammydog01 said Tue, Mar 15th 2016 at 9:40pm ET:

Why did you introduce me to Man vs Pin- i just wasted an hour and haven't even started crafting yet. No one else to blame @stardate820926.

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- @sammydog01 haha you're welcome
  
  stardate820926 said Tue, Mar 15th 2016 at 10:29pm ET
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- @sammydog01 - I agree, it's been a while since I laughed so much at a video.
  
  kdemo said Wed, Mar 16th 2016 at 1:24am ET
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thismyusername said Thu, Mar 17th 2016 at 8:18pm ET:

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- @thismyusername goats are scary haha
  
  stardate820926 said Mon, Mar 21st 2016 at 11:16am ET
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thismyusername said Sun, Mar 20th 2016 at 10:45pm ET:

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  stardate820926 said Mon, Mar 21st 2016 at 11:22am ET
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jqubed said Wed, Mar 30th 2016 at 2:14am ET:

What exactly have you been up to, @stardate820926?

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- @jqubed I don't know but I sure do look happy!
  
  stardate820926 said Wed, Mar 30th 2016 at 9:48am ET
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PlacidPenguin said Wed, Mar 30th 2016 at 3:09am ET:

Why did it have to take me almost a month to remember about this thread?!?

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BrainBut said Wed, Mar 30th 2016 at 3:20am ET:

Goats!I love them, especially after I met with a Hell of a milkman from Russia! His name Justus walker!

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stardate820926 said Wed, Mar 30th 2016 at 9:48am ET:

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stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 31st 2016 at 11:01am ET:

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- @stardate820926 - Haha, so that's how you did it!
  
  kdemo said Fri, Apr 1st 2016 at 1:58am ET
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stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 31st 2016 at 11:50pm ET:

Well, it's been fun...

In the words of the 10th Doctor, I don't want to go...

...just kidding! I'm out!

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- @stardate820926 Sooooo ... if something breaks tonight, it's @kdemo's fault?
  
  narfcake said Thu, Mar 31st 2016 at 11:52pm ET
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- @narfcake
  
  Normally I wouldn't want to allow people to use time zones to their advantage, but since it would amuse me ever so much, in the event something breaks, the following protocol is to be followed:
  
  Until 3 A.M EST of Friday, the 1st of April in the year 2016, @stardate820926 could be blamed by the West Coast since it is not yet Midnight for them. During said time, @KDemo could also be blamed since it IS April after all.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Mar 31st 2016 at 11:57pm ET
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- @narfcake exactly!
  
  stardate820926 said Thu, Mar 31st 2016 at 11:57pm ET
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- @stardate820926 wait 'till the last day to dis-engage the invisibility cloak ehh? Good job space goat.
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Mar 31st 2016 at 11:59pm ET
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