A green goat (April 2020 nominations)
7Why limit to one time a day when it’s going to be for a whole month? How it came into regular verbiage is more of a journey from 49 years ago … but I digress. March is coming to an end and so is the pizza goat’s partner in crime, @amehzinggrace’s term.
So grab some munchies and nominate the next meh scapegoat of the month!
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Originally nominated by @mike808 in the other thread, I am renominating @chienfou in this thread.
@chienfou was nominated there with 4 votes so far. He said despite his ER job “I’m here… both for the community at large locally and my other community Family at meh…”
@Kidsandliz No vote on @chienfou. He has a serious job, and all his time will be needed in the ER in the coming weeks. Save him for another time.
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady
In the other topic, he kinda offered himself up as a Goat.
Or that’s how I read it at the time. Maybe wrong …
anyway, if his current priorities have him overloaded, or if he thinks this is not the time, I’ll retract my vote.
@chienfou? What say you?
@f00l @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady
Thanks for the consideration re: my job. Currently things are pretty chill locally (small community hospital). I am a 7on/7off employee, and if selected I will do my best to keep up with the
blame~ work load. Of course if it becomes a total shitshow in this neck of the woods I will have to revisit my position as master of blame if I am selected. Real people/real lives will obviously take precedence.@chienfou @f00l @OldCatLady And if you are goat we will then blame you for that. Right?
(hopefully things will stay calm but this shit show isn’t even close to the zenith yet so that is likely wishful thinking).
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady
If you “win”, and then your job or other priorities start to eat you alive, just ask the community for volunteer substitute goats.
I’m sure people will step up.
@f00l @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady
/giphy too kind
@chienfou @f00l @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady I salute your dedication and would be happy to step in and assist if you need a hand!
/giphy salute
@tinamarie1974
thanks… from one masochist to another!
@chienfou Yeah @tinamarie1974 will whip us into shape if need be (snicker)
@chienfou @f00l @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady
Hey, I’m a real person!
Seriously - completely support your priorities!
@f00l @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady @ybmuG
But how do I KNOW you aren’t just a bunch of 1’s and 0’s zipping around the 'net
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady @ybmuG
I’m not just a bunch of ones and zeros whipping around then ‘net.
I promise!
I am a quite purified bunch of ZEROS whipping a round the ‘net.
Yours, @f000000000000000000000l
That last “bit” is an “L”, lowercase. Not a “one” in digit format. I promise.
If you don’t believe me, ask @ignorant.
@f00l I seem to remember a bit of an issue with someone spoofing your name in the distant past…
@chienfou
Yeah and he got promoted to VolMod for his actions.
/giphy hero
@chienfou @f00l Sounds pretty shady.
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 Ahem, that’s BEAT as in BEAT you into shape…
@chienfou @Ignorant
Then throw some shade!
/giphy throw shade
@chienfou @PhysAssist @tinamarie1974 Umm OK that would then be that she will beat us into shape with her whip that she has. Got it. (snicker)
@Kidsandliz @PhysAssist @tinamarie1974
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @PhysAssist @tinamarie1974
/youtube are we not men?
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @PhysAssist oh I
Devo!!
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 You’ve no doubt heard of the “Chain of Command”?
That’s the chain she beats you with until you follow her commands.
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @PhysAssist oh never a chain…maybe a leather whip or restrain you with some nice fuzzy hand cuffs. I am not a monster
@chienfou @PhysAssist @tinamarie1974
@Kidsandliz @PhysAssist @tinamarie1974
… you had me at “fuzzy handcuff”…
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 She had me at restrain [coupled with not a monster-so to speak…
]
@Kidsandliz to confirm - this thread is for @chienfou, not @mike808, correct?
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @Thumperchick
/giphy I haz goat
@Thumperchick I had renominated @chienfou (eg moved over that nomination from the other thread) although this thread seems to have gone sideways into another dimension somewhere along the way
@chienfou @Kidsandliz What made you suspicious?
@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick
Wait you were surprised by that?
Clearly That will be my main platform if elected!
@chienfou @Thumperchick Glad to be of assistance. Am I now on staff as a someone on your campaign committee? If yes I need paid in chocolate
@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick
Wait… are you my wife? I didn’t think she had a meh account… (and boy, if you are I’m in deep shit now…)
@chienfou Too funny! And here I thought since I had come up with your plan of action if elected I was an employee of your election committee.
/So sad. No chocolate for me.
@Kidsandliz
Well, here go you anyway. Thanks for your support!
@chienfou
/giphy restrained
/giphy fuzzy handcuffs
Oh my!!
@PhysAssist uummmmmm … I mean … I got nuttin!
/giphy shock and awe
@PhysAssist …ummm …FSFW maybe
@tinamarie1974
I can’t really take credit [blame?] for picking that one out, I tried to find a [shall we say] less shocking giphy, but that one just came popping back up every time…
I was going to say a more restrained giphy, but that one [she] seemed to be pretty well restrained to me…
@chienfou ? FSFW, ? Free Software for Windows,
? Foundation for a Smoke-Free World, ? Four Seasons Fine Wines, ? Finnish Science Fiction Writers, ? Full Scale Fixed Wing, ? Fairly Shitty Fire Walker, ? Fallen Shiites Fix World, Fantastic Sheila’s For Workingmen…
/giphy WTF’s FSFW
@chienfou Oooops- not again?!?!?!?!?
Rule 34, I guess…
@chienfou @PhysAssist Well you could go looking for your own and the upload it (putting /WTF’s FSFW without the word image so we’d know what it was you wanted to say)… just sayin
@PhysAssist that… that was unexpected.
@JnKL @PhysAssist
yep… that sux!
(and no, FSFW does not mean Fuckin’ suitable for work. That’s what I get for typing during a 16 hr shift without proofreading before I hit the ‘say it’ button)
@chienfou @JnKL @PhysAssist
You can get one of the VolMods to remove the image, if you want that.
@chienfou @Kidsandliz Sorry, but for some reason [maybe this stupid Meh-Chromebook?] I’ve never been able to get that to work, but thanks for the suggestion.
I never quite know where the boundary between acceptable and unacceptable is here for these- but:
For anyone who was/might have been offended by my post[s] :
I APOLOGIZE!
/giphy Sorry!
@chienfou @f00l @PhysAssist I’m good, thanks.
@chienfou @f00l @JnKL @PhysAssist
Oh, I think they were pretty close to the edge. Of course @f00l posted that cotton panties rocket last week…you could have posted a /image rusty trombone picture too, for example.
@f00l @JnKL @PhysAssist @therealjrn
I actually posted something referencing that gif which, once it got deleted left MY post looking pretty creepy (but I’m OK with that)
@Kidsandliz @PhysAssist
boundaries… we don’t need no steenkin’ boundaries…
@chienfou @f00l @JnKL @therealjrn I must’ve missed the ?“cotton panties rocket”? incident- anyone care to enlighten me?
@chienfou @f00l @JnKL @PhysAssist
I think the explaining is all on @f00l. After all, they were the one to post that luscious schoolgirl in her white cotton panties under her skimpy schoolgirl outfit zooming across the screen.
Not that I noticed all that. It was @chienfou that pointed it out.
But he wasn’t at all creepy about it.
@Cerridwyn
/giphy giphy cerridwyn
@eonfifty
for the image
Is it just me or am I ‘running’ un-opposed??
/giphy thanks… I think…
@chienfou that’s a keeper! I love Marvin!!!
Never mind… I just noticed that someone had posted @Cerridwyn as an alternative.
Our de(meh)cracy is preserved!
@Cerridwyn @chienfou Marvin is my FAVORITE!!!
@tinamarie1974
“Ooh, you’re making me verry angrry!”
/youtube Marvin the Martian
@PhysAssist he is so stinkin cute!!
@tinamarie1974 Especially after he gets disintegrated…