@bugger@haydesigner I like the boxer briefs from Costco, but I always buy a size up or they bind uncomfortably. I likes a looser fit.
(The ones I get are Champion brand.)
@haydesigner I’m not trying to be funny, so honest question. Do you mean you are reaching into your pants fly and pulling these down or are you saying you have to undo your belt, open your pants, then pull down? It honestly feels so unnecessary
@haydesigner@terrence I’ve always been able to unzip my pants and use my thumb and forefinger to pull down the band on my underwear. The fly is just too convoluted. And constricting. This isn’t my brand, though.
@terrence, Me either, since I can’t either pull down the front, [or top of the briefs], or pull up the thigh section [hard on boxer briefs], AND since I wear a suit & botton suspenders, I can’t just drop trou quickly, or otherwise!! I gotta have me fly trap for me BFFF {Best Fly Friend Forever}!! That & since I’m soon to be 75, when I gotta go, I gotta go!!
@haydesigner@terrence@zhicks1987, your method gets complicated when you’re wearin a long tee under a dress shirt, but if ya has a tiny penis, like me, then a pee hole works great! That said, I did once pull out a hair & peed all down me leg!
@docmatt1@monaxtc@tweezak, to avoid unnecessary shrinkage, always use Cold H²O on your 1st wash, whereass, if ya wanna shrink’em then use the Hottest water available!! JSYK!!
Bought these last time. Weird stitching on the butt makes them unwearable—I’ve literally never encountered this before. Shame, because they seemed decent otherwise.
@thetanman17@tofarber I thought exactly the same thing… So, tried putting them on backwards, and then felt like they were on the ‘right’ way. Overall would not recommend.
They don’t just run small, they fit really weird. Like, the front is fine, but I feel like the back is trying to show off my crack, and I’m definitely not a plumber.
Bought these last time (the polyester version). Relatively comfy in front, a bit tight in the rear. I do have a decent donk for a dude, so if you’re avg or pretty skinny/flat these might work well. For reference my most comfy/almost perfect boxer briefs are the CK polyester ones (I think mid length thigh).
Eagerly awaiting the discounted post-Halloween haunt pack for women. Because I’ve pretty much worn through the ones I have.
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See if you can find the shot which reveals me wearing the entirely inappropriate “Boy Magnet” undies! Hint: they were still inappropriate, but much less so, at the time of recording.)
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I have no idea what Boy Magnet undies are, but good luck!
@mcemanuel They probably didn’t have XL to start with, and since these reportedly are about two sizes too small, they might be a lost cause altogether. I suspect we’ll be seeing them used as IRK padding in the near future. Maybe they’ll be good as car wash rags.
@mcemanuel@werehatrack Yeah it seems XL was out right when it started. (they don’t publish a matrix of what is offered so sometimes some combos of size/color/etc just don’t exist).
Then I saw messages about running small so decided not to risk it.
I second the other comments. The waistband seemed true to size, but the legs and rear run a little smaller than other brands I’ve tried like Champs, Reebox, Pair of Thieves (probably closest fit to this brand), etc.
I’m hoping to build on this interesting theme of restricted-access waistbands, maybe some nice yellow “Police Line - Do Not Cross” ones would be a good addition.
After trying pouch style, I can’t imagine going back to anything else. Especially Separatec or something similar; trust me your balls will thank me later… ok that got weird
Specs
9-Pack: Members Only Premium Boxer Briefs
Condition: New
Cotton Boxer Briefs
Athletic Poly/Spandex Boxer Briefs
Choices
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$87 on Amazon for Poly Athletic
$87 on Amazon for Cotton
$87 on Members Only
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Oct 14 - Tuesday, Oct 18
Just bought another brand from Costco and they are great. Last batch I got from WOOT and they sucked ass. No pun intended
@bugger are you forbidden from revealing the brand?
@bugger @haydesigner I like the boxer briefs from Costco, but I always buy a size up or they bind uncomfortably. I likes a looser fit.
(The ones I get are Champion brand.)
So Non-Members can’t buy these?? Don’t you guys want profit??
So, would a ladies version be
“member-less only”?
@tnhillbillygal or ma’ambers only.
Boxer briefs? Like Mike Tyson fights in the '80s?
@yakkoTDI Better than lawyer’s briefs. Even if “Condtion NEW”.
I don’t understand the use case for no pee hole
@terrence
/image excuse me while i whip this out
@terrence they are insanely easy to pull down, you know.
@haydesigner I’m not trying to be funny, so honest question. Do you mean you are reaching into your pants fly and pulling these down or are you saying you have to undo your belt, open your pants, then pull down? It honestly feels so unnecessary
@haydesigner @terrence I’ve always been able to unzip my pants and use my thumb and forefinger to pull down the band on my underwear. The fly is just too convoluted. And constricting. This isn’t my brand, though.
@terrence, Me either, since I can’t either pull down the front, [or top of the briefs], or pull up the thigh section [hard on boxer briefs], AND since I wear a suit & botton suspenders, I can’t just drop trou quickly, or otherwise!! I gotta have me fly trap for me BFFF {Best Fly Friend Forever}!! That & since I’m soon to be 75, when I gotta go, I gotta go!!
@haydesigner @terrence @zhicks1987, your method gets complicated when you’re wearin a long tee under a dress shirt, but if ya has a tiny penis, like me, then a pee hole works great! That said, I did once pull out a hair & peed all down me leg!
Does the briefs develop the perfect body, or is the perfect body required to wear the briefs?
@hchavers, the !!
Bought these last time they were available and they are much smaller than advertised. Would not recommend.
@docmatt1 Ditto. They run very small. Extremely tight around the thighs.
@docmatt1 @tweezak THIS! #shrinkage
@docmatt1 @tweezak That may be a selling point for me, and it sounds Great!! I always gripe that the leg sections are way too lose,…for me, anyway!
@docmatt1 @monaxtc @tweezak, to avoid unnecessary shrinkage, always use Cold H²O on your 1st wash, whereass, if ya wanna shrink’em then use the Hottest water available!! JSYK!!
I got these last time. They run way small.
@9baller517 Maybe if they show a banana for scale?
@9baller517 Maybe the 9 balls are the problem?
@9baller517 @mehcuda67 Banana for scale may result in fruit envy. Use of a AA battery is suggested instead.
@9baller517 @mehcuda67, Yes, they have no bananas!!
@9baller517 @mehcuda67 @werehatrack, or in my case, an AAA!
Bought these last time. Weird stitching on the butt makes them unwearable—I’ve literally never encountered this before. Shame, because they seemed decent otherwise.
@thetanman17 it feels like I put them on backwards every time!
@thetanman17 @tofarber I thought exactly the same thing… So, tried putting them on backwards, and then felt like they were on the ‘right’ way. Overall would not recommend.
@cocacola08 @thetanman17 @tofarber since they have no fly trap, maybe,…just maybe, you guys Are putting them on back- ass-wards!! I’m just saying!!
When they say “members only”…are they talking about what goes into the briefs??
@eeterrific no, that’s what a sock is for.
They don’t just run small, they fit really weird. Like, the front is fine, but I feel like the back is trying to show off my crack, and I’m definitely not a plumber.
Yeah, kind of gives “members only” a while new connotation.
Bought these last time (the polyester version). Relatively comfy in front, a bit tight in the rear. I do have a decent donk for a dude, so if you’re avg or pretty skinny/flat these might work well. For reference my most comfy/almost perfect boxer briefs are the CK polyester ones (I think mid length thigh).
Upvoted for referencing donk.
Lorraine would have been really confused if Marty had been wearing these.
Eagerly awaiting the discounted post-Halloween haunt pack for women. Because I’ve pretty much worn through the ones I have.
(Fun search game! For those of you following my sad old flailing after this thingy: https://faceofhorror.org/2022/ax-lizzie
See if you can find the shot which reveals me wearing the entirely inappropriate “Boy Magnet” undies! Hint: they were still inappropriate, but much less so, at the time of recording.)
@brainmist
I have no idea what Boy Magnet undies are, but good luck!
To be brief, these boxers come up short.
12:01 AM… all cotton briefs sold out already… how the hell does that happen in one minute? WTF! Bring on the cotton, Joey!
@mcemanuel They probably didn’t have XL to start with, and since these reportedly are about two sizes too small, they might be a lost cause altogether. I suspect we’ll be seeing them used as IRK padding in the near future. Maybe they’ll be good as car wash rags.
@mcemanuel @werehatrack Yeah it seems XL was out right when it started. (they don’t publish a matrix of what is offered so sometimes some combos of size/color/etc just don’t exist).
Then I saw messages about running small so decided not to risk it.
What, no hip straps to match the shoulder straps on my jacket? Pass.
I feel like wearing white underwear is like talking about what your gonna do when you get home in a war movie. Your asking for trouble.
If you know, you know.
@mike808 might be more than I want to know….
Is Meh a cagey stock trader? Selling short in this economy?
I second the other comments. The waistband seemed true to size, but the legs and rear run a little smaller than other brands I’ve tried like Champs, Reebox, Pair of Thieves (probably closest fit to this brand), etc.
IDK but their website and Amazon both say XL is a size 31 waist. That is fairly small for XL.
@elboku That’s what she said.
Polyester. Ugh. No thanks. My ass deserves cotton. And, remember… it takes balls to play tennis.
@beachbouy Buy the cotton ones!
@beachbouy @troy If they need XL, there aren’t any. And multiple reports have been seen that these run super small.
I elected to gamble and buy a lot of underwear today. Thanks Meh!
How are people supposed to know they aren’t permitted inside the underpants unless there’s a sign?
@806D2701 Isn’t it on the waist elastic?
I’m hoping to build on this interesting theme of restricted-access waistbands, maybe some nice yellow “Police Line - Do Not Cross” ones would be a good addition.
After trying pouch style, I can’t imagine going back to anything else. Especially Separatec or something similar; trust me your balls will thank me later… ok that got weird
I bought these last time; with “MEMBERS ONLY” in inch-and-a-half letters across the top, I worry that they set unrealistically high expectations.
Anybody else surprised that “no gap fly design” actually means “no fly at all”?