@gertiestn The ugly woman modeling the towel.

@gertiestn Manscaping is tomorrow’s Meh

@shahnm I am impressed with the transformation

@therealjrn more than that with the VMP discount!

@therealjrn oof

@therealjrn lol, that other website is also Meh owned.

@Drunkenalien thanks Sherlock

@Drunkenalien @Telanis he’s clearly drunk and obviously not familiar with our ways.

@Drunkenalien

/giphy captain obvious

@therealjrn What is the discount? I have VMP and it’s still showing up as $24?

@gatwood @therealjrn VMP gets 10% off, but are you sure you are VMP? It was discontinued some time ago and they started a new VIP program. Not sure if it has a discount

@Telanis You’re welcome Holmes, but not sure why you’re thanking me… wasn’t talking to you. It may be obvious to most, but clearly it was not to the original poster…

@gatwood @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 you have to put vmp in as the coupon code.

@tinamarie1974 Ahhh, I get it now. I didn’t get a membership until after they ended the old VMP program, so I didn’t get grandfathered in on the 10% discount code.

@Drunkenalien Easy there Nancy Drew. No need to get all riled up. We’re just having some fun.

@thumperchick I bet the difference in price you’ll make this one sightly cheaper than that one with the vmp discount!

@Seeds I’ll take that bet. I bet they don’t. lol It’s a “hidden” VMP bonus!

EDIT: I see they price-matched that other web site’s price tho!

@Fej only old school 2g for us

@Fej Much better than the usual Bluetooth towels.

@robson Aw, you’re all wet, pal…

@robson Time to throw in the towel?

@Doggo19 Your shower curtain is made of ultra absorbent combed cotton?

@mehcuda67 nah fam but it is sage

@Pufferfishy It worked! Your order number is: poised-earnest-fire

/image poised earnest fire

@Telanis uh, ok. Whatever floats your boat. By that logic scouring pads should be super absorbant.

@Telanis Stop using fabric softener (liquid or dryer sheets), it prevents absorption (hydrophobic). If you have been using fabric softener, run your towels through 2-3 wash cycles to try and diminish it’s impact. Long nap turkish cotton towels are extraordinary at absorbing liquid.

@churchmany @Telanis Yup. Reduce the soap by half, fill the softener dispenser with white vinegar, dry on low heat setting. It can take several washings to rid them of the gunk, but they will end up fluffy and absorbent. (Liquid fabric softener is just evil. It will also gunk up the washing machine and create a nice living environment for mold.)

@Tadlem43 well “microfiber” is by definition a synthetic fiber. And these are labeled as 100% cotton. So logically…

@unksol Oh… ok. Thank you. I thought it was the way it was spun (or woven).

the proverbial leap of faith, there

@CosmicTwister mmmm no. Who uses washclothes to towels at a 3 to 1 ratio. Pieces aren’t all that matter.

$15 for an extra 4 wash clothes and 2 hand towels??

@CosmicTwister @unksol I hereby rescind my star because RIF. Thanks unk.

@ulcards99 Yeah, turns out they were selling them for $1 less at morningsave.com.

I can’t speak for the company but I believe when they price-dropped in the past, earlier customers didn’t have to pay the early price.

Contact support and they will get back to you on Monday, most likely.

@ulcards99 you should get an automatic refund of $1.

@RiotDemon ok I was still charged $50 for both sets and no refund of $2

@ulcards99 I checked with meh. It should happen by tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up.