@yakkoTDI Better question, “Are they gluten free?”
What about “Will they cause cancer when shipped to California?”
And always, “Are they sustainably sourced?”, since Antarctic ice is melting?
Finally, “Is the product free trade?” and “Are the winter wheat and ice farmers paid a living wage?”
@eVil@shirlema I think the observation was intended to prompt potential purchasers to actually look at the dimensions. By the standards of typical “cold packs” of my experience, these are decidedly undersized. I’m sure that’s for good reason; the usual kind is not set up to adhere directly to skin, so these logically should not be as large. But they’ll need to be swapped out more often, too.
@blaineg@eVil@mcanavino@phendrick@shirlema As was noted, if people came with spec sheets (particularly full-disclosure ones) there would be a lot more folks who would stay single.
If you’re as hairy all over as me, do they also double as a free wax job? YOU KNOW, I bet that’s why they call it a PAINCAKE! I got enough hair on top of my tramp stamp to weave an Indian blanket.
Come to think of it, I’m as insulated as a beaver. I’m like Chewbacca, but only if Chewbacca ate nutrafol, dabbed on GRO serum, & used a 3-month supply of Minoxidil 50% Topical Foam in 3 days. What’s the word on these being cold enough to penetrate the permafuzz layer?
Ever see the inside of a AED kit for heart attack victims? Those come with like a single razor shaver like a Shick… you’re supposed to get down to bare skin before you stick the zapper paddles on someone’s chest… but I’d be dead before somebody dry-shaved a 4"x4" patch on my chest…
That said, if they were to use the sticky paddles to wax my crotch, they wouldn’t even need to shock me. I’D BOLT UPRIGHT… BACK FROM THE DEAD… oozing blood from the crotch (like I imagine Charlie Sheen does).
Ooooooo!! I bet these would be good for blood-oozing wax-job crotch-pain, huh?
Specs
5-Pack: Paincakes Stickable Reusable Cold Packs (3x Large, 2x Mini)
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
5-Pack: $39.976
3 Large for $30 at Manufacturer |
2 Mini $9.99 on Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Standard: Tuesday, Oct 4 - Friday, Oct 7.
Enhanced: Monday, Oct 3 - Tuesday, Oct 4.
Do these come in blueberry?
@yakkoTDI Better question, “Are they gluten free?”
What about “Will they cause cancer when shipped to California?”
And always, “Are they sustainably sourced?”, since Antarctic ice is melting?
Finally, “Is the product free trade?” and “Are the winter wheat and ice farmers paid a living wage?”
@phendrick @yakkoTDI You forgot “Are they 100% post-consumer recycled?”
@phendrick @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Did anyone think of the children?
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Mention. Margaritas.
(Or daiquiris.)
@werehatrack Martini?
@werehatrack
These make really shitty margaritas.
@werehatrack, I was thinking that they could stick to the bottom of a margarita glass to keep it real cold
@werehatrack Either mention margaritas or don’t. Decide!
Price Comparison
5-Pack: $39.976
Um … Me thinks that should be rounded up to $39.98, no??
Can you stick these where the sun don’t shine?
@eeterrific Yes you can! Shall I put you down for 3 sets?
@eeterrific I’m sure someone around this forum has been butt-hurt; any of those chiming in with a product review?
@eeterrific @phendrick there’s a review on the ‘zon from a guy that used them for post-vasectomy pain. So the answer is a definite yes.
@eeterrific You mean Seattle?
@eeterrific @macromeh A vile calumny! I have been in Seattle on a day when that nasty fusion sphere was not safely shielded by clouds!
@eeterrific @werehatrack Yes, I’m given to understand the locals still speak in hushed tones of that fateful day in September of 2015.
These things are incredibly small FYI. Like way smaller than you’d probably expect
@shirlema
I get that sometimes pictures can be misleading, but the sizes are clearly stated in the description:
Large: 4.75" x 4.75" x .36"
Mini: 2.8" x 2.8" x .36"
Unless you’re saying that the items aren’t actually those sizes?
@eVil @shirlema I think the observation was intended to prompt potential purchasers to actually look at the dimensions. By the standards of typical “cold packs” of my experience, these are decidedly undersized. I’m sure that’s for good reason; the usual kind is not set up to adhere directly to skin, so these logically should not be as large. But they’ll need to be swapped out more often, too.
@shirlema @werehatrack
I get it. I just don’t have much sympathy for people that can’t be bothered to read the specs of what they’re buying.
@eVil @shirlema @werehatrack Look, if everyone did that, there’d be aot more single people.
@mcanavino @shirlema @werehatrack
LMAO! You’ve got a valid point there.
@eVil @shirlema these are “silver dollar” paincakes
@eVil @mcanavino @shirlema @werehatrack People come with spec sheets?
@blaineg @eVil @mcanavino @shirlema @werehatrack “People come with spec sheets?”
Shouldn’t that be a required part of the pre-nup?
@blaineg @eVil @mcanavino @phendrick @shirlema As was noted, if people came with spec sheets (particularly full-disclosure ones) there would be a lot more folks who would stay single.
keto friendly too
@omally Maybe even vegan.
We don’t need these. I tell my wife all the time “You’re cold as ice.” She says I’m her heater. What’s a guy gonna do?
@hchavers “AND WILLING TO SACRIFICE. ourlove”
Great, thanks for the earworm
I thought you were supposed to use hot packs for pain.
One of these things is not like the other… PURPLE!!!
/youtube Sesame Street one of these things is not like the other
Clever use of old breast implants. Well done, Well done.
@Bumplepimp They were implants for witches?
If you’re as hairy all over as me, do they also double as a free wax job?
YOU KNOW, I bet that’s why they call it a PAINCAKE! I got enough hair on top of my tramp stamp to weave an Indian blanket.
Come to think of it, I’m as insulated as a beaver. I’m like Chewbacca, but only if Chewbacca ate nutrafol, dabbed on GRO serum, & used a 3-month supply of Minoxidil 50% Topical Foam in 3 days. What’s the word on these being cold enough to penetrate the permafuzz layer?
Ever see the inside of a AED kit for heart attack victims? Those come with like a single razor shaver like a Shick… you’re supposed to get down to bare skin before you stick the zapper paddles on someone’s chest… but I’d be dead before somebody dry-shaved a 4"x4" patch on my chest…
That said, if they were to use the sticky paddles to wax my crotch, they wouldn’t even need to shock me. I’D BOLT UPRIGHT… BACK FROM THE DEAD… oozing blood from the crotch (like I imagine Charlie Sheen does).
Ooooooo!! I bet these would be good for blood-oozing wax-job crotch-pain, huh?
Pain
Will you return it
I’ll say it again
Pain
pain don’t hurt roadhouse
Will two mini size chill a rocks glass of bourbon.
“mitigate”? My brain did a screeching halt, looked around and said “where am I?”
@ybmuG Ya missed that turn at Pacoima, dincha?