World’s 1st certified carbon-neutral battery with fully recyclable packaging, ensuring zero waste by repurposing battery components
High-quality, reliable power that rivals leading brands, with long-lasting performance from carbon-neutral alkaline batteries
Variety pack includes a reusable, recyclable organizer box, featuring 22 AA, 22 AAA, and 2 9V batteries for convenient storage
Eco-friendly and cost-effective batteries that offer great value without compromising performance
Ideal for everyday use or emergencies, these leak-resistant batteries provide dependable power for devices like remotes, controllers, and smoke detectors
@mediocrebot@phr Wow, no misspellings, all the words make sense and even the photo details look relevant and real! The AI takeover is nearly if not already upon us.
@phr True, but I was a sufficiently impressed that it was able to ascertain the subject matter had to do with alkaline, then manufactured some coherent tabloid headlines about a band with that name.
I don’t know how you all are making the magic comments.
I’m here to comment on the actual product.
I’ve bought 2 or 3 over the past few years. Honestly, the batteries die pretty fast - but that’s okay because this packaging is so damn convenient. It stores well on a shelf and the batteries are easy to get find and remove. I received a battery organizer as a gift several years ago, and surprisingly, those factors sucked.
This comes with stickers too. Kids love the stickers. They also love to eat the batteries so find a high shelf.
Specs
Product: 46-Piece Better Battery Co. Alkaline Battery Variety Pack
Model: BBCO2020
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Mar 20 - Monday, Mar 23
/showme appropriate angry line
@pdinc Here’s the image you requested for “appropriate angry line”
/showme reddy kilowatt and the energizer bunny kung fu battle matrix japanese dojo scene cinematic
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “reddy kilowatt and the energizer bunny kung fu battle matrix japanese dojo scene cinematic”
/showme alkaleaks!
@phr Here’s the image you requested for “alkaleaks!”
@mediocrebot @phr Wow, no misspellings, all the words make sense and even the photo details look relevant and real! The AI takeover is nearly if not already upon us.
KuoH
@kuoh It missed that “alkaleaks” refers to how alkaline batteries always end up leaking goo.
@phr True, but I was a sufficiently impressed that it was able to ascertain the subject matter had to do with alkaline, then manufactured some coherent tabloid headlines about a band with that name.
KuoH
/showme everything’s recyclable, even this post
@fullofquarks Here’s the image you requested for “everything recyclable, even this post”
I don’t know how you all are making the magic comments.
I’m here to comment on the actual product.
I’ve bought 2 or 3 over the past few years. Honestly, the batteries die pretty fast - but that’s okay because this packaging is so damn convenient. It stores well on a shelf and the batteries are easy to get find and remove. I received a battery organizer as a gift several years ago, and surprisingly, those factors sucked.
This comes with stickers too. Kids love the stickers. They also love to eat the batteries so find a high shelf.
@rnixon0 But they look so much like yummy candy and some of them give a funny tingling when I put them in my mouth.
KuoH