IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), and a metric shitfuckton of AAA batteries.
@norman8 Oh, you have no idea just how awful some shades/names can be. Let’s see…should I pull out my sparkle sea whore palette , or my innocent, but naughty nun shades? You know, I’m hungry. Maybe I should do a food face this morning.
@pib I doubt you could use them this way. They are a little sponge with the pigment smushed into it. I can’t imagine getting the pigment back off it. You can buy pots of loose pigments or eye shadow at the dollar store if you are just looking to try something cheap.
@pib I didn’t watch the video but I assume it would be the same as regular eyeshadow but trying to scrape off the tiny bit that exists on each applicator seems like would be a pain in the butt!
I would probably be in if there was a variety option, as I’m sure my daughters would enjoy it (they’re still enjoying the giant pack of temporary tattoos from way back).
@fring@RiotDemon wow, i didn’t look too closely at this deal because i wasn’t interested but that makes it even more ridiculous i guess my mom does wear the same shadow every day, but most people i know (including myself tho i only wear makeup 1-2x a month anymore) like to switch it up.
OMG, Meh, this is perhaps the worst KNOWN thing you’ve ever sold (excluding Fukus). Instant eye shadow, really? Do you think we have a bunch of Kardassians hiding out here on this site? Good grief. And blergh.
So, if I pay $15 for these today and they suck as bad as they did last time, are you going to give me $20 in coupons again? . I’m not complaining mind you. Keep it up. I’m tempted to buy them as a gamble for coupons, and worst case I’ll have something for teenage trick or treaters again next year.
You know Meh I was thinking about Drinking for Christ-Meh mas andI loaded up the URL. What possible sundry might Meh be merchanting on this day? Then I came across instant Eye shadow and I thought it was a good sell for Halloween am I right?
Let’s 2nd day air those buddies right on over here with Meh prime and getrdone…
I was all set to hunkerdown with the moment of possibilities… then I realized Meh will never be Amazon prime. you turned into a flip-floppier.
I think we all agree the past is over…
I could type on…
Instead, I plan on insulting meh whatever they put up tomorrow… I was going to hold a contest without a prize where you submit something totally weird and I work it into my Mehsult.
After much him-hawing around, I’m in for 1 … which is really 440. My wife went with the “set in stone” color as opposed to the more flashy stuff. Good look on Irk to Meh!
I have a feeling the cost of paying someone to repackage eye shadow would make this a no go for Meh. I expect at this price the objective is to clear warehouse space.
Wow, I went to buy some for a friend and I have to pick a finish and color? really? why not give us a mix of the 440 like 10 or 5 of each how would I know what my friend would like on her eyes not too bright but ty anyway
Sorry MEH…took my MEH money and hit garage sales this morning…bought all these radios for 5 bucks…and they all work. The Pana transistor radio is from 86…the Grundig mini 300 a few years back. the Panasonic Track is from 78…and the boxed radio is from China…brand new and is awesome sounding, complete with LED dial.
You can buy them on Alibaba for 2 bucks over 1000 pieces…How about buying some and giving the MEHSTERS what they really want…
Specs
What’s in the Box?
440x Pairs of Eye Shadow Applicators
Price Comparison
$148.50 (for 27x 16-packs) at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Where the hell do you even find this stuff, Meh?!?
@shahnm they found it in the trash
@shahnm Morningsave?
@shahnm Definitely a bargain bin sale
Buy this without a shadow of doubt — maybe regret but not doubt
I can’t believe my eyes
Oh wait I can. It’s meh.
IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), and a metric shitfuckton of AAA batteries.
I love the names of the colors. I think my favorite is “Glamourpuss”
I am thinking white elephant gift
/giphy disappointed
@ConAndLibrarian Anonymity goes a long way here.
@ConAndLibrarian I am thinking the same. I have to top last year’s box o’ fidget spinners.
Whoever came up with those color names needs to be taken out back to the woodshed.
@norman8 Oh, you have no idea just how awful some shades/names can be. Let’s see…should I pull out my sparkle sea whore palette , or my innocent, but naughty nun shades? You know, I’m hungry. Maybe I should do a food face this morning.
Considering how many times I’ve worn eye shadow, this would last me until the heat death of the universe!
Of course, so would just one of these things.
Instant Eye-Shadow
In a pinch, you can use this when your spray on hair supply runs out.
WTF have you been smoking recently, Meh?
I can never unsee that photo of Irk with his mascara running…
@shahnm he’s so pretty
/giphy don’t be hating
@shahnm It’s accurate. I bought these last time and my wife ended up with what could be a viral video if she wanted.
@paxrasmussen Is it just me, or are you drawing a complete blank, here?
@paxrasmussen @shahnm What, you don’t see that picture of those most gorgeous naked ladies?
I think Instant Eye-Shadow will never catch on. I prefer drip, although there are those who say a Keurig can help in a pinch.
You are wasting my precious time here!
@jmoor783 In case it doesn’t show up in the post above, here’s what @jmoor783 did to us:
@shahnm Posted from my laptop. Shows up on my laptop, but not on my phone. Strange. Thanks for the repost.
Really? Now I know what’s on the bottom of the barrel
Will this work on goats?
Just wondering
@Steve7654 Everything works on goats.
Possibly the most absurd thing meh has ever sold. In an industrial size!
is this because of the restraining order?
@alacrity No. The restraining order is because of this.
I wonder if these would work like regular eye shadow does as a pigment for resin casting…
@pib I doubt you could use them this way. They are a little sponge with the pigment smushed into it. I can’t imagine getting the pigment back off it. You can buy pots of loose pigments or eye shadow at the dollar store if you are just looking to try something cheap.
@pib I didn’t watch the video but I assume it would be the same as regular eyeshadow but trying to scrape off the tiny bit that exists on each applicator seems like would be a pain in the butt!
Me and my shadow.
I would probably be in if there was a variety option, as I’m sure my daughters would enjoy it (they’re still enjoying the giant pack of temporary tattoos from way back).
@fring Meh could consider bundling this item with the temporary tattoos and maybe the razors and put together a very special starter kit, of sorts…
@fring that’s a serious missed opportunity. The last time these were sold, it was a variety pack. Who the fuck wants 440 sets of the same exact style?
@fring Agreed, give us a random assortment of all the shades and I’m in.
@fring Totally. I was excited to put a bunch of these in holiday cards to friends, but we don’t all share the same color palette!
@fring @RiotDemon wow, i didn’t look too closely at this deal because i wasn’t interested but that makes it even more ridiculous
i guess my mom does wear the same shadow every day, but most people i know (including myself tho i only wear makeup 1-2x a month anymore) like to switch it up.
OMG, Meh, this is perhaps the worst KNOWN thing you’ve ever sold (excluding Fukus). Instant eye shadow, really? Do you think we have a bunch of Kardassians hiding out here on this site? Good grief. And blergh.
@cbl_wv
We will wait for these
[1]:
Just in time for Halloween!!!
@eeterrific next* Halloween
@eeterrific @RiotDemon With this item, every day can be Halloween!
And yet… 25 minutes in and you’ve sold 15 of these.
To whom…?
Out yourselves, instant eye-shadow wearing Mehtizens!
I can only think of one person who would buy this, and she really hates Drew Carey.
@Simon_H At that point it’s not eye shadow, it’s clown make-up.
Could’ve easily been a instant MEH face pop socket, but nope we went with this
So, if I pay $15 for these today and they suck as bad as they did last time, are you going to give me $20 in coupons again?
. I’m not complaining mind you. Keep it up. I’m tempted to buy them as a gamble for coupons, and worst case I’ll have something for teenage trick or treaters again next year.
And here I thought Instant Potatoes were as low as you could go. Meh, setting new lows most every day.
Last time they were sold:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-eye-majic-select-16-eyeshadow-application-variety-pack#5b248b41e9dbe30f7c4f32d1
There’s one photo of someone testing it and a video linked.
I must cancel my VMP, keep this up Meh and I’ll have no choice…
@Stallion if you cancel your vmp your user name will become (icon) poop Stallion. Fyi
@SoftAsFur @Stallion
/giphy poop stallion
Would totally buy if this were a variety pack, but even for that price, 440 of the same thing is just too much.
I would get these if they had gems for the eyes/skin. Would be fun at Christmas and New Year’s.
Not even if YOU paid ME $15.
You know Meh I was thinking about Drinking for Christ-Meh mas andI loaded up the URL. What possible sundry might Meh be merchanting on this day? Then I came across instant Eye shadow and I thought it was a good sell for Halloween am I right?
Let’s 2nd day air those buddies right on over here with Meh prime and getrdone…
I was all set to hunkerdown with the moment of possibilities… then I realized Meh will never be Amazon prime. you turned into a flip-floppier.
I think we all agree the past is over…
I could type on…
Instead, I plan on insulting meh whatever they put up tomorrow… I was going to hold a contest without a prize where you submit something totally weird and I work it into my Mehsult.
Just goes to prove my theory… Montanans love eye shadow.
/giphy what the absolute truck is that
After much him-hawing around, I’m in for 1 … which is really 440. My wife went with the “set in stone” color as opposed to the more flashy stuff. Good look on Irk to Meh!
I told my girlfriend she was wearing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
@MrJazz
/giphy Nancy Pelosi
@MrJazz Any relation?
What an amazing transformation on Irk!
I’d buy two (880) if this was an assortment. Too bad.
I was going to do it because I do wear eyeshadow everyday, but I don’t need 440 of the same color. If they make sell a variety pack I’m in.
I have a feeling the cost of paying someone to repackage eye shadow would make this a no go for Meh. I expect at this price the objective is to clear warehouse space.
Wow, I went to buy some for a friend and I have to pick a finish and color? really? why not give us a mix of the 440 like 10 or 5 of each how would I know what my friend would like on her eyes not too bright but ty anyway
I came here to say I would buy if it was less expensive. “15 for $400? That’s ridiculous.”
Then I realized that I read it wrong.
Anyways, I’ve used eyeshadow tattoos before and they actually work… Just not sure about 440 of the same color.
Ah yes, a requirement for all Star Fleet officers in 2364.
/giphy punitive-phony-coleslaw
/image punitive-phony-coleslaw
Sorry MEH…took my MEH money and hit garage sales this morning…bought all these radios for 5 bucks…and they all work. The Pana transistor radio is from 86…the Grundig mini 300 a few years back. the Panasonic Track is from 78…and the boxed radio is from China…brand new and is awesome sounding, complete with LED dial.
You can buy them on Alibaba for 2 bucks over 1000 pieces…How about buying some and giving the MEHSTERS what they really want…
I had no idea how many 220 is. Holy smokes.
@j37hr0 I never thought about how much space it would take to store this many, haha.
@j37hr0 @RiotDemon i wasnt expecting this many… what on earth