Product: 4-Pack: Vega Protein + Supergreens
Model: 838766001432
Condition: New
Designed to provide effortless everyday nutrition with no added sugar and only 180 calories per serving.
Each serving delivers 25g of plant-based protein and real green vegetable ingredients—like spinach, organic kale, organic alfalfa, and broccoli—creating a convenient on-the-go protein option
Shake, blend, or bake—simply mix with 1½ cups of ice-cold water or your favorite beverage, or blend it into recipes for a smooth, delicious vegan protein shake.
Well Jesus Fucking Christ, is members only going to be just a bunch of ostensibly healthy (? and fuck that) powders and shit and a dubiously for our own good overpriced (in the likely desired color) bag?
@cinoclav This deal is $10 lower than last time and we’re losing money on them – it’s a name-brand protein powder at roughly 4 containers for the price of 1 with 8 months of shelf life left. Is that terrible?
Thanks, but I believe I already have some super-green chocolate something or another in the back of my refrigerator.
I’m hesitant to reach past that black stuff that occasionally seems to move.
@dbmittens@troy …all things relative of course, coconut oil is high in saturated fat but most of that is medium chain triglycerides (easier to digest & absorb) so unless your doctor says to avoid triglycerides (perhaps you’re too high already) they really are not harmful in that they metabolize into food for your brain.
@dbmittens@phendrick@troy I wish it were that easy! I’d be the healthiest SOB on the Earth! Maybe if you’d mix this stuff into a little Greek yogurt, and cool it off (not frozen) it’d be kind of like eating ice cream.
The reviews on the Anova are terrible; I won’t risk using my “free” 10 or 5 dollars towards it. I have had the one without greens, which the jar was on clearance for more than this price. Meh!
@troy
Sorry let me rephrase that, the people that talk on this form on an everyday basis are not the ones buying that stuff. Were the ones wanting mehs deals of yesteryear.
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: Vega Protein + Supergreens
Model: 838766001432
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$103.24 (for 4) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 1 - Thursday, Dec 4
Well Jesus Fucking Christ, is members only going to be just a bunch of ostensibly healthy (? and fuck that) powders and shit and a dubiously for our own good overpriced (in the likely desired color) bag?
I’m genuinely amused. But WTAF?
/giphy JFC
@joelmw Interesting giphy.
What is the lead content?
@galewarning
/image leaded and unleaded gas pumps Shell gas 1976
Why even bother with members only deals anymore? They’re terrible. They’re not offering anything special.
@cinoclav Arguably they’re quite special, but not in any kind of way we’d like.
/giphy special
@cinoclav to prove they’re thinking of us.
@cinoclav This deal is $10 lower than last time and we’re losing money on them – it’s a name-brand protein powder at roughly 4 containers for the price of 1 with 8 months of shelf life left. Is that terrible?
Thanks, but I believe I already have some super-green chocolate something or another in the back of my refrigerator.
I’m hesitant to reach past that black stuff that occasionally seems to move.
@phendrick Okay, getting these as the control for the experiment.
/buy
@phendrick Can’t wait for this to arrive!
Believe I’m in for quite the treat!
/giphy elaborate-deluded-nymph
@phendrick Okay then…
/showme elaborate-deluded-nymph
OK, I’m going for it. But why the *u** did they add coconut oil powder? It’s all healthy until then.
@dbmittens first I’ve heard that coconut oil is unhealthy
@dbmittens @troy and why didn’t they specify “decomposed rodent bits?” Or is that the other stuff in my kitchen?
Nevermind,
@troy https://health.clevelandclinic.org/is-coconut-oil-healthy-for-your-heart-or-not
@dbmittens @troy …all things relative of course, coconut oil is high in saturated fat but most of that is medium chain triglycerides (easier to digest & absorb) so unless your doctor says to avoid triglycerides (perhaps you’re too high already) they really are not harmful in that they metabolize into food for your brain.
@dbmittens @tohar1 @troy my brain needs food, so I eat a lot of ice cream for those triglycerides.
@dbmittens @phendrick @troy I wish it were that easy! I’d be the healthiest SOB on the Earth! Maybe if you’d mix this stuff into a little Greek yogurt, and cool it off (not frozen) it’d be kind of like eating ice cream.
/giphy hard-animated-coffee
The reviews on the Anova are terrible; I won’t risk using my “free” 10 or 5 dollars towards it. I have had the one without greens, which the jar was on clearance for more than this price. Meh!
I guess know your audience and we are NOT the audience for this shit.
@Star2236 This sale would like to have a word
@troy
Sorry let me rephrase that, the people that talk on this form on an everyday basis are not the ones buying that stuff. Were the ones wanting mehs deals of yesteryear.
But it’s chock full of pea!