Product: 4-Pack: Exploding Kittens NSFW, Barking Kittens, Danger, and Throw Avocado Games
Model: TTA-CORE-3, DANG-CORE-4, EKG-NSFW-6, EKG-3EXP-6
Condition: New
Includes a set of four fun and unique party games from Exploding Kittens
Throw Throw Avocado
Perfect for epic avocado duels and hilarious family fun
How to Play: Collect three of a kind to earn points, use Avocado Cards to challenge friends, and dodge flying avocados to avoid getting an Avocado Boo Boo
What’s Included: 120 game cards, 2 soft foam avocados, and 7 tokens (6 Avocado Boo Boos & 1 Fear Me Badge). Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim
All the adrenaline of a high-stakes heist packed into a card game the whole family can enjoy
How to Play: Your team’s goal is to have the most Cases showing at the end of the round. You do this by drawing and placing cards, while the other team tries to thwart you. In order to win, you have to finish playing by the time a 60-second timer runs out. Each round is quick, exciting, and guaranteed to make you want to play over and over again
What’s Included: 64 Cards, 5 Point Tokens, plus, one instruction manual that you will probably skim
A highly-strategic, kitty powered version of Russian Roulette with art much too horrible/incredible to include in a kid-friendly version
How to Play: Players draw cards until somebody draws an Exploding Kitten, at which point they explode and are out of the game. To avoid exploding, they can defuse the kitten with a crate or via porkback, or use powerful action cards to move or avoid the Exploding Kitten. The last player left alive wins
What’s Included: 56 cards featuring some horribly incredible original illustrations by the Oatmeal. Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim
Add chaos with the third expansion of Exploding Kittens
How to Play: Challenge opponents with Barking Kittens—guess right, they explode; guess wrong, you’re the target! Plus, use the Cat Crown to hide secret cards on your head
What’s Included: Includes 20 new cards illustrated by The Oatmeal, a wearable Cat Crown, and a quick-read instruction manual. This is NOT a standalone game; it requires any Exploding Kittens edition
@therealjrn
You won’t be disappointed. These are great games! I’ve had a ton of fun with these with all kinds of age groups.
Another one from that game maker that was super fun is Happy Salmon. Silly, very kinetic, and short rounds. Always a different game. Took a couple with me to France on my last visit and the younger cousins we played with were arguing over who got to keep the game…
*Note HS comes in 2 (slightly different) versions. Get the original (in the fish pouch) if you have a choice.
@Lynnerizer I agree entirely. However, when I’m posting my shame after an unfortunate purchase, I consider it my lot to take what I get. It’s my scarlet Mehtter.
@AaronLeeJohnson It takes true dedication to get tired of CAH, if you have exactly enough of the expansions. (If you have too many, it actually gets easier in my experience. And if you have too few, well…)
/showme a large group of cats, dogs, and humans in a living room playing Exploding Kittens and arguing while kittens, puppies, and babies look confused at what everyone is doing
/showme a large group of photorealistic cats, dogs, and humans in a living room playing Exploding Kittens with the cats looking exasperated at losing to the dogs, the humans pleased to be playing with their pets, and the dogs drooling over what to eat afterwards
@pakopako Enjoy the conference and forget Kickstarter exists if you value your game-acquisition budget and sanity. Also do not subscribe to, or look directly at, Senet Magazine. Do not ask me how I know this
While I have “How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you”, I don’t remember if I’ve purchased Exploding Kittens or not. Only one way to be certain, I suppose.
@violue was literally thinking “oh man, I should get these” and then looked over at my board game shelf to see all the still-sealed games that haven’t been opened due to also having no friends to play them with.
The first meh deal ever where I show my wife the deal and the answer is simply “yes.” First the KIND bars and now this? Dang almost don’t recognize the site now lol.
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: Exploding Kittens NSFW, Barking Kittens, Danger, and Throw Avocado Games
Model: TTA-CORE-3, DANG-CORE-4, EKG-NSFW-6, EKG-3EXP-6
Condition: New
Throw Throw Avocado
Danger Danger
Exploding Kittens NSFW Edition
Barking Kittens: Exploding Kittens Expansion Pack
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$67.28 at Amazon
Throw Throw | Danger Danger | Exploding Kittens | Barking Kittens
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Nov 28 - Monday, Dec 1
/showme a litter of kittens being exploded into huge cats
I’m down.
/buy
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: private-evasive-shrimp
/showme private evasive shrimp
@mediocrebot Awww!
@therealjrn
You won’t be disappointed. These are great games! I’ve had a ton of fun with these with all kinds of age groups.
Another one from that game maker that was super fun is Happy Salmon. Silly, very kinetic, and short rounds. Always a different game. Took a couple with me to France on my last visit and the younger cousins we played with were arguing over who got to keep the game…
*Note HS comes in 2 (slightly different) versions. Get the original (in the fish pouch) if you have a choice.
Just in time for being stuck inside with family for the holidays.
/giphy instrumental-funny-sunflower

I don’t see MainFrame on the list.
That would be a sale for sure!
/showme a room full of family members bored to tears with a card game that Chad brought.
@mediocrebot
/showme Chad apologizing to bored family on his poor choice of card games.
/image mellow-overblown-line

/giphy mellow-overblown-line

/showme mellow-overblown-line
@mediocrebot You’re not even trying anymore, bot.
@mediocrebot @shahnm
THAT’S WHY I like to use the / giphy prompt instead, I can keep editing until I get a good one!
@Lynnerizer I agree entirely. However, when I’m posting my shame after an unfortunate purchase, I consider it my lot to take what I get. It’s my scarlet Mehtter.
@Lynnerizer @shahnm “image” did a pretty good job this time, though
@shahnm
the things we do to ourselves… 
Lol 
Ugh
@Lynnerizer

@shahnm

YES!
How did you know these are the exact Oatmeal games/expansions I don’t have yet?
@adastra I’m still looking for lobster parts
Party games for when Cards Against Humanity is old hat but no one wants to power on Jackbox.
@AaronLeeJohnson It takes true dedication to get tired of CAH, if you have exactly enough of the expansions. (If you have too many, it actually gets easier in my experience. And if you have too few, well…)
@AaronLeeJohnson Yes, I love cards against humanity and have most of the extension pack. Also real love exploding kittens.
@AaronLeeJohnson @werehatrack I got tired of the format, not even the repetitive cards
/showme many real cats playing exploding kittens & loving it.
@mediocrebot We’ll show those dogs playing poker what a real game is.
@mediocrebot
/showme many real cats playing exploding humans & loving it.
@mediocrebot Oh well. I guess I could delete it or edit the image on my own. But that would mean … working.
@mediocrebot Sorry, but I gotta try again :
/showme many real cats playing card game called “exploding humans” and having a great time.
@mediocrebot Much much better. Thank you, mediocrebot.
/showme dogs playing Exploding Kittens better than humans
/showme a large group of cats, dogs, and humans in a living room playing Exploding Kittens and arguing while kittens, puppies, and babies look confused at what everyone is doing
/showme a large group of photorealistic cats, dogs, and humans in a living room playing Exploding Kittens with the cats looking exasperated at losing to the dogs, the humans pleased to be playing with their pets, and the dogs drooling over what to eat afterwards
@pakopako Interesting catdog in the second row on the right.
/showme wicked-aquatic-hunter
Nice!

/giphy jellied-magical-coral
I’m headed to a boardgames conference this month, but am spending money on games before even getting there.
I might have a problem
@pakopako Enjoy the conference and forget Kickstarter exists if you value your game-acquisition budget and sanity. Also do not subscribe to, or look directly at, Senet Magazine. Do not ask me how I know this
@missag @pakopako
My daughter in Nashville does game conferences as well. Has found some real gems.
@chienfou @missag see y’all in Philly.
/image smiling-cute-bear


/giphy smiling-cute-bear
/showme smiling-cute-bear
@pakopako for some reason exploding kittens hasn’t been at unplugged for the past couple of years
@dacoopbear check out our library section; there should be copies there (they might have all cycled out by now, to make room for newer titles)
Classic Cardboard (pre-90s games) might stock it.
And of course someone might just be playing a tournament of it using their own deck in the Freeplay areas.
While I have “How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you”, I don’t remember if I’ve purchased Exploding Kittens or not. Only one way to be certain, I suppose.
/buy
@narfcake It worked! Your order number is: internal-bubbly-lemon
/showme internal bubbly lemon
@narfcake
Yo won’t be sorry… See above.
/buy
@CrazyJeff It worked! Your order number is: delirious-regal-smoke
/showme delirious regal smoke
If I had friends this would be an exciting deal.
@violue was literally thinking “oh man, I should get these” and then looked over at my board game shelf to see all the still-sealed games that haven’t been opened due to also having no friends to play them with.
Womp womp
@V3N0M91 @violue
Aww… I’m feeling like {{{BIG HUG’S}}} are called for.

/giphy A BIG HUG
WOW! the rules for DANGER! DANGER! are complicated. Is that part of the speed difficulty?
No movie for Exploding Kittens… no sale.
@JohnQ118 found this on the 'Zon??
Exploding Kittens 1
https://www.amazon.com/vdp/3aab5b7bbee241718da6ceecbe548722?ref=anp_android_dp-media-block_share
@JohnQ118 the TV series was very nice
The first meh deal ever where I show my wife the deal and the answer is simply “yes.” First the KIND bars and now this? Dang almost don’t recognize the site now lol.
I want this set and I also would probably pick up MainFrame, just because. Something is very wrong with me.
/buy
@ekw It worked! Your order number is: neurotic-jellied-company
/showme neurotic jellied company
@mediocrebot Yep, that’s my family all right.
/image odd fresh silk

@mediocrebot I love those! Delicious, healthy, and will teach you mathematical geometry.
My kids would just laugh at me while filling their pockets with M-80s.
In for easy Christmas presents.
/giphy faceted-washable-talk

You mean a game where I can actually throw avocados at people??? All day everyday!!!
@sillyheathen
yep… the original was burritos but they have branched out…
the ones that are school aged appropriate might get donated to a toy drive.
/giphy enticing-porky-sidewalk

/image questionable-redundant-airport

/giphy questionable-redundant-airport

/showme questionable-redundant-airport
@mediocrebot WTF…
Did I need two of these? No. Did I buy two of these? Yes.
@Jellyn
meh’s target demographic, hunh?
Well then there is always this one…

/image would you like to play Global Thermonuclear War?
@pmarin sneaky for CAH to push that into the blank spot

@pakopako Wuh? I know it must be real; I saw it on the Internetz. In 1980?
love this meh. more quirky and accessible card games for kids and adults please!
/buy
@sflesch It worked! Your order number is: wordy-altruistic-poppy
/showme wordy altruistic poppy
/giphy decorative-important-disease

@pjsharp_ Whoa @giphy! You should post a seizure warning with that!
Yeah I keep picking it up the shelf and putting it down so…
/buy
@Aetherwizard It worked! Your order number is: baffled-righteous-hammer
/showme baffled righteous hammer
/image loathsome-perilous-head

/giphy loathsome-perilous-head

@13rent that was a pretty impressive NES game
…there’s no tracking on this yet for anyone else yet is there?
@pakopako Mine was delivered today in New York. The avocados were bigger than expected.
@heartny @pakopako this makes my avocado throwin heart so happy!
@heartny As soon as I posted that, the doorbell rang and the package arrived.
@sillyheathen Avocados are good for your heart on another level!
My order still shows “processing”, I got an email stating that is has been delivered, and nothing has actually arrived. WTAF?