I’m worried that this is part of the word-of-mouth campaign. I guess the good part will be, any new people who followed the advice to come here won’t be given false expectations. If they are excited about 4 shower curtains for 9 bucks then I guess they belong.
Of all the brands of things that are sold here, Mainstays is the one that puts their foot down and has to have a sticker over their name to protect their image?
You know how we’re supposed to tell @dave what products we want to see sold? He kept seeing the word bath, and thought it was an item request. We’re the only ones to blame.
When I first looked, I thought it said…PETA. So I thought they were selling shower curtains for dogs. (I’d include cats, but then they’d have to be shred proof.)
OK, they’re not for animals…well, as long as you don’t count some of the guys I went to college with.
Then meh said “just hang the extras up in your windows”…so, maybe they’d have a better chance selling these as window shades??
Hmm, I did just buy 2 clear liners for $10 on Amazon, so this is decent deal. But do I need 4 more anytime soon enough to justify buying these now? Nope! Sorry Meh, a few weeks ago my anti-hoarder instincts wouldn’t have kicked in on this. Chalk it up to
Okay, this time you’ve gone too far. Speaker docks were funny because they could be destroyed with a fulfilling crunch, and made a Fuko feel hardy. These will end up in the next bag, and here’s why you already knew it:
Decorating bathrooms with water themed items is the tackiest thing a person can do. “But I use waterfalls, rocks, and river-y stuff”… no. Wait until those rocks dump over and you’re coming out of the shower. You didn’t count them when you put them in, and you didn’t pick them all up either. Your dead sticks will mildew and attract bugs, and your waterfall defeats the purpose of all that water-efficient equipment you have. Your low-flow toilet will finish off the effect eventually making the bathroom smell like the lake you’re emulating.
Stop it. Stop it now. Do not design bathrooms with water based themes. No.
I’m legit concerned about the author. I love and appreciate the morbid and comical disposition, but i’m concerned the he/she might commit murder upon he/she self. Take solace my friend, we all think you’re funny and there is someone out there that will eventually suck you’re dick/clit and laugh at your jokes
That is an amazing price…on a product that I would never, ever use. Wait a second…I need to paint the guest bathroom. Could I use these to cover the things that I don’t want to get paint on and would it be cheaper than buying the things that you normally buy to keep paint off of things?
@luv4stephen drop cloths are pretty cheap. I recommend either a paper lined one or canvas though so it absorbs paint versus letting it stick to your shoes and walk it all around on the plastic.
Oh man. I hate those days when I’m really slow on the uptake. I kept reading “photoréal” thinking this was some kind of light sensitive shower curtain that changed color when exposed to sunlight. Imagine my surprise when I learned it just meant it’s a real-ish picture of the beach. I guess I REALLY needed Meh to be selling something better than shower curtains.
Seriously meh? I mean, I’ll buy almost anything cheap enough, but the hell would I want four of these for?! I mean I have like ten various color shower curtains laying around. I don’t need one that makes me sad I don’t live closer to a beach!
Writing so evocative it makes me want to slit my throat just to lighten things up-- in the shower, of course, so I don’t have to bother anybody with the extra mess. . . .
Meh-heads, you’re missing the boat, so to speak. You use this as a shower LINER, so nobody knows that it’s there, except your creepy friends who snoop around your bathroom once the door closes (and this will serve them right). Only you know and you can satisfy that latent urge to join a nudist colony by thinking you’re showering out on the beach.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
4x Beachin’ Shower Curtains
Price Comparison
$33.92 (for 4) at Walmart
Warranty
90 Day Mainstays
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Nothing says classy(!) like photoreal beachfront scenery. In your bathroom…
LOL that the price comparison is at Walmart. Sounds about right.
@The_Tim Mainstays is a Walmart brand.
Why did you buy these
@vinuash Meh is letting Irk buy again. Remember candy corn?
@vinuash I bet these ‘fell’ off of a truck.
@Hanky @vinuash-A Walmart truck no-less!!
@decoratedwarvet @Hanky Totally plausible. Walmart uses SWIFT – aka Sure Wish I Finished Training. Or See What I Failed Today.
@Hanky @vinuash A turnip truck?
This is just what I needed…
@SKostohryz Please elaborate on the specific circumstances that brought you to this…
@shahnm @SKostohryz Didn’t @Skostohryz use the last one to dispose of the body? I know I did.
@shahnm I needed my 4 bathrooms to look like a photorealistic beach. I was looking for this exact shower curtain.
Bath.
@heartny
Shower
/buy
@einrad It worked! Your order number is: sparse-unbeatable-cricket
/image sparse unbeatable cricket
Well that was depressing.
@sammydog01
/giphy that’s what she said
This is the deal we’re supposed to tell all our friends about to make them want to shop here?
@medz I kind of like them.
@sammydog01
@sammydog01 I’m sure you do.
Geez, I come here for escapism, not to remind me that I need escapism to survive! This product description hits way too close to home.
@dcm714 Yeah. That was pretty brutal. Meh knows their customer base, that’s for sure…
I rarely go to the actual beach that is only a short drive away. I don’t need it to haunt my guest bathroom.
I’m worried that this is part of the word-of-mouth campaign. I guess the good part will be, any new people who followed the advice to come here won’t be given false expectations. If they are excited about 4 shower curtains for 9 bucks then I guess they belong.
@zachhh friends don’t let friends shower ugly.
Of all the brands of things that are sold here, Mainstays is the one that puts their foot down and has to have a sticker over their name to protect their image?
Weird.
(Hey, Canon. How ya doin’?)
And someone though this was a great idea?
Hmmm… My shower has a sliding glass door, so only reason I can think of for getting these is maybe to dispose of bodies?
I’ll let the really creepy guy who lives on the next block know about this deal if I see him. Odds are he can use all 12…
@baqui63 paint drop cloth/cover.
@RiotDemon Yeah. But first I’d have to get rid of the bodies…
@baqui63 better get a couple sets.
I’m so confused, is one just not ugly enough?
How about selling a curtain for that little window inside the bathroom? Does such a curtain exist?
@JT954 Can you just cut these up and get 16 instead?
@JT954 Use this one and some scissors. You have four tries to get it right.
@JT954 Yes. It’s call a curtain. Get one that’s sized to fit your little window and you’ll be all set.
@JT954 @sammydog01 you need the holes at the top, so maybe he’ll get 2-3 out of each curtain. It’ll just be blue skies though.
Meh, cheaper than a solid grey curtain two-pack on Amazon. What could go wrong?
/giphy humble-mundane-paint
You’d sell a million if there were anime girls on there.
@wew I’m pretty sure those sell well enough at Tokyo Otaku Mode that they’ll never make it to Meh.
You know how we’re supposed to tell @dave what products we want to see sold? He kept seeing the word bath, and thought it was an item request. We’re the only ones to blame.
@lichme There’s hope though. The word “fuck” comes up a lot too…
@lichme @shahnm Google says there’s 1,850 results for “cat shirt” here at meh … which means the odds of it happening:
Outlook not so good
/8ball Well?
“Your home is a dump. No surface is free from clutter.”
How the hell did Meh get into my house???
Now I’m going to have to change the locks.
@Kerig3 That was Amazon.
When I first looked, I thought it said…PETA. So I thought they were selling shower curtains for dogs. (I’d include cats, but then they’d have to be shred proof.)
OK, they’re not for animals…well, as long as you don’t count some of the guys I went to college with.
Then meh said “just hang the extras up in your windows”…so, maybe they’d have a better chance selling these as window shades??
Hmm, I did just buy 2 clear liners for $10 on Amazon, so this is decent deal. But do I need 4 more anytime soon enough to justify buying these now? Nope! Sorry Meh, a few weeks ago my anti-hoarder instincts wouldn’t have kicked in on this. Chalk it up to
/giphy bad timing
@Oneroundrobb And here you could have bought one white liner at the Dollar Tree for, well, you know. A DOLLAR.
@Oneroundrobb Giphy was good yo you!
how many of these will it take to line the trunk of a '96 LeSabre and are they waterproof?
Asking for a friend.
@alacrity how big is your friend?
@hchavers 4 balikbayan boxes should work.
@alacrity Yes, they are waterproof. They’re like PVC without the toxic smell. I’d say 2 should do it, based on my experience with a Dodge Dart trunk.
@alacrity Umm… a 96 LeSabre…are you thinking if they’re waterproof, they’re blood proof?
@eeterrific i will say that the LeSabre is neither of those, but nothing more.
This might be the most Debbie Downer product description I’ve yet seen on Meh. Congratulations, sort of.
Why an outdoor scene for a room meant for privacy?
@hchavers We don’t judge.
@hchavers Well at least it isn’t clear… just sayin’
@Kidsandliz what are you doing in my bathroom?
“Piles of the lowest quality consumer goods loom in every corner, monuments to your failures both of impulse control and housekeeping.”
Pretty well describes results of my past shopping episodes here at Meh.
/buy
… keeping the tradition going …
@phendrick It worked! Your order number is: foggy-flitting-creature
/image foggy flitting creature
Dexter would buy several dozen at this price
That write-up is the kind of thing that would make me refer my friends to Meh. (If I had friends, LOL!) But seriously, though: cheer up, sucker!
I swear I thought it was a juul for a solid minute
OTOH, the description hits waaaaay too close to home.
OTOH, these are utterly hideous.
Okay, this time you’ve gone too far. Speaker docks were funny because they could be destroyed with a fulfilling crunch, and made a Fuko feel hardy. These will end up in the next bag, and here’s why you already knew it:
Decorating bathrooms with water themed items is the tackiest thing a person can do. “But I use waterfalls, rocks, and river-y stuff”… no. Wait until those rocks dump over and you’re coming out of the shower. You didn’t count them when you put them in, and you didn’t pick them all up either. Your dead sticks will mildew and attract bugs, and your waterfall defeats the purpose of all that water-efficient equipment you have. Your low-flow toilet will finish off the effect eventually making the bathroom smell like the lake you’re emulating.
Stop it. Stop it now. Do not design bathrooms with water based themes. No.
@festercluck How about sand themes?
It’s curtains I tell you…,
I’m legit concerned about the author. I love and appreciate the morbid and comical disposition, but i’m concerned the he/she might commit murder upon he/she self. Take solace my friend, we all think you’re funny and there is someone out there that will eventually suck you’re dick/clit and laugh at your jokes
Might be time to start offering 2 items a day…
@fastharry
OH HELL NO!
Irk doesn’t strip down when he showers? Then again, who wants to see Irk undressed?
@rtjhnstn PERVERTS!!
Thats not a shower curtain. THIS is a shower curtain…GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT! RIGHT ON!
That is an amazing price…on a product that I would never, ever use.
Wait a second…I need to paint the guest bathroom. Could I use these to cover the things that I don’t want to get paint on and would it be cheaper than buying the things that you normally buy to keep paint off of things?
@luv4stephen Trash bags are cheaper and can be repurposed.
@luv4stephen drop cloths are pretty cheap. I recommend either a paper lined one or canvas though so it absorbs paint versus letting it stick to your shoes and walk it all around on the plastic.
4 for $9 = cheap vacation
Why why why why???
Best write-up yet! Even got my wife laffin’
Oh man. I hate those days when I’m really slow on the uptake. I kept reading “photoréal” thinking this was some kind of light sensitive shower curtain that changed color when exposed to sunlight.
Imagine my surprise when I learned it just meant it’s a real-ish picture of the beach. 
I guess I REALLY needed Meh to be selling something better than shower curtains.
Seriously meh? I mean, I’ll buy almost anything cheap enough, but the hell would I want four of these for?! I mean I have like ten various color shower curtains laying around. I don’t need one that makes me sad I don’t live closer to a beach!
Writing so evocative it makes me want to slit my throat just to lighten things up-- in the shower, of course, so I don’t have to bother anybody with the extra mess. . . .
Meh-heads, you’re missing the boat, so to speak. You use this as a shower LINER, so nobody knows that it’s there, except your creepy friends who snoop around your bathroom once the door closes (and this will serve them right). Only you know and you can satisfy that latent urge to join a nudist colony by thinking you’re showering out on the beach.
April Fools Day was 27 days ago…
In for 3. Giving them to “Home Sweet Home”, a charity that provides home supplies to homeless folks moving into a home. 12 showers
Do they have magnets on the bottom?
Motel 6 could use all that you have, give em a call.
I couldn’t understand why anyone was buying these, then it dawned on me: nude beach.
Iowa is over-indexing in purchasing these. I cannot think of anything sadder than these curtains hanging in Iowa.
I just watched my teenage son use his cloth shower curtain to dry his hands. I should have bought a set of these for him.
@sammydog01 You’re better off just buying one or two of each daily deal. Make that VMP work for you!