Seriously, who WANTS random sized shirts? Like, unless you’re a small who doesn’t mind swimming in tshirts, I can’t see that being usable. As an L to XL, anything below that goes right into the charity bin, and I won’t waste my money.
@MrMark Yeah, the shirt is the only thing I want, but as I read it, I’m most likely not to get a size that’ll fit, never mind a design or color that I’ll wear.
NOPE.
@MrMark Well I could throw this stuff into the pile for the annual Cousin Camp auction, but that could cause serious damage to my reputation as the cool uncle.
Uhhhhm. I have all these things already. I actually use these pillows on my couch for naps, because they’re the perfect size. I wear the meh/mediocre shirts on a regular basis (Before I quit my office job to go full time freelance, my office considered meh my work uniform.) Come on, I expected something fresh, thank you much. That’s a wasted opportunity!
On the one hand, all stuff I already have. On the other hand, the other day I was at Costco with my mom and we were looking at a giant couch and she said, " We’d have to get a lot of pillows if we bought this couch," and I said, “I have two sets of Meh pillows! (pause) I should have bought more.”
Decided not to get it, especially since my pillows from the December 25 listing are still in their original plastic, and in the same closet as when I first got them.
Fun fact:
I’ve made only one purchase since then, and it was for the Fuko t-shirt.
Looking back through my purchase history I see many items that I threw out shortly after buying them. A Targus backpack with a faulty zipper that would have cost more to warranty ship then I paid. The rearview mirror dashcam with horrible PQ. The blood pressure monitors that failed within 3 uses.
On the flip side I use several meh purchases everyday. Cutting boards, Bluetooth speakers (strum, quirky and other) and a Pursonic.
Have multiples of all the items already. May have still bought if not for the random sizing. I do not need a shirt almost guaranteed to not fit. Then again, I do not really need anything I have ever bought here.
Happy Birthday Meh! No great stories, but I LOVE that meh has stayed true to the one item of questionable need, quality, and value concept, and avoided the temptation of selling everything, including the kitchen sink today, tomorrow, and the next day.
I don’t like some of the things you have changed, but you have to do what you have to do. I think you should do more for the VMP’s who’ve been here for a long time.
And in your spare time, could you please end world poverty and hunger? A few expired packs of candy corn should take care of that don’t you think? It’s not just food, it’s a currency too…LOL.
Enjoy the party, but watch out for the confetti…don’t want to sneeze at the wrong time…;)
I have a very fresh Meh story in my mind… I had an [Unofficial] Meh Birthday celebration Friday in advance of this year’s Mehniversary.
Back in 2015 I received a Marlboro sign as part of a Fuku, and I saw it as an unspoken commission for a piece of art.
I began bugging Matthew for a favor, and he cheerfully came through for me. I then procrastinated, moved, thought about it, and finally worked on this art piece. About a month ago I said I would get the sign done and deliver it to Meh HQ for their birthday. I took Friday the 6th off as a good day to deliver, so I had a hard deadline to make.
True to a good procrastinator’s form, about a week ago I really started working on it. I did a little bit over the past week, and then it really required an epic all nighter to get it done. (There’s no minute like the last minute).
I drove over to Meh HQ Friday afternoon, and was able to deliver the sign and meet some of the people behind the magic. I knew I was in the right place when I saw this:
I first met Ben, who seemed bewildered that I was there. (I later found out that it was because he didn’t hear me knocking at the door, he was just coming out to see what the weather was like.) He got a couple of people to come out, and I was able to reveal the sign.
Unfortunately I didn’t even take a picture of the completed sign. The best I can do is one of the work in progress that I sent to Matthew the night before:
I know some of the people took pictures of the sign in its finished form, and I even posed for some of me there by it, so hopefully those will make their way out.
I have to say thanks and I know I am going to mess up on some names and/or forget someone, because I met quite a few people in a hurry, and even though I hatched this scheme and did it, I couldn’t believe I was actually in Meh HQ. So thanks to Ben for letting me in. Rick for coming out as one of the first to see it. @Denboy and Chris for taking me on a tour and having a wonderful conversation about all things Mediocre. @Jdub came out and said some great things. And @Moose for revealing the origins of the Marlboro sign - it came from his personal collection. @Mandirose, I heard I bashed the Olio watches, I don’t remember doing that so no hard feelings, you buy some awesome stuff! And to all the people I said hi to but didn’t actually meet. The Meh HQ is a place of wonder and I thank you all for welcoming me into it for a few moments of your day. Thanks to you all for what you do to make this a fun place on the Internet, and very many happy birthdays to Meh!
@djslack am I to understand that Mediocre is housed in some shining, new office park and not in some seedy warehouse packed to the rafters with crap no one wants or needs but might buy at a discount?
@djslack bahaha I told that to Rick in gest (I mean, everyone hates me because of the Olio watches, I’m aware haha just kidding) Don’t worry, you’re my hero for creating such an awesome piece for us to enjoy everyday!! This kind of stuff makes mediocre such an great place to work.
@ekw Kind of. I’d say it’s in the seedy warehouse at the end of the shining office park. You can find that vibe in the back when you need it.
@Fodder650 Yes, the sign was made Meh-centric on the left, right, and center panels. That pic was about 8 hours prior to completion, I just got delirious and forgot to photograph it all nice at the end.
Favorite videos: “Fridy”, “If I Was Batman”,“No One Gives A Shit About Your Fitness Thing” and the Mad Ape Den of “I Kissed A Girl”.
Favorite write-ups:
The one where you mentioned me in the portable fans write-up. One day earlier, I made a comment asking for them to go on sale again.
The battery write-up with all the gifs (DBZ among them.)
The write-up with images from Shark Tank.
As for today’s deal, I would be interested if we were allowed to choose a shirt size. I would have been happy with “Large” or bigger so I will have to pass.
@JT954 Okay, I’ll give Irk a “favorite thing” for his uncanny ability to tease out the proper pronunciation of everyone’s user names in “Ask Irk”. Them’s serious skillz.
the most annoying thing is even if i buy the max number allowed, you know meh is going to “randomly” give me all the same (probably incorrect) size. aw well, if i get a smaller size i’ll give it to my niece.
I already have all of these things, yet if I was able to at least pick the shirt size, I would buy it yet again. Come on! I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY HERE!
The only reason to only offer the “deal” stating random size (or color, etc.) is that they have a crapload of the least selling size(s) from previous sales. My guess is that the Tees are almost all S with some XXL+ if they even have been a previous offering. Pass.
My father in law and I both got in on day zero and have been having a fuku competition ever since. He’s got me beat by two at the moment, but it’s been a blast each time with how much good natured smack talk they incite.
Random shirt size meh? Really? Guaranteed you’ll send me a size I can’t wear…and I already have the pillows, and not sure I’d use the tumbler. Meh all around…but what the hell…take a chance and hope the shirt will actually fit and I can wear it!
I really just need a new lid for my tumbler. I lent mine out and got it back with a different lid that doesn’t really work well.
It worked. merry-babbling-edge
Enjoy your day Meh. I joined when the deal was some rockband drumset. For some reason became vmp and never left.
Joined Feb 12. 2015
Now I am trapped in this hole paying $5 and cant climb out of it. As well as having a dedicated alarm at 1159 every night. Bastards.
I gave up on the meh button a year ago after a 260 day streak. Took some mighty willpower, but life is better. Now I dont even acknowledge the meh face.
So take my $5 buy yourself something nice and go fuck yourself.
So like some of the others I have my kickstarter shirt around here somewhere. I also remember the thing to decorate their offices. Which I didn’t take part in and kind of regret. How much of that stuff made it to the new offices?
So I went back to my orders to see what I bought because I was here for the launch and I thought Day Zero was a Meh or Mediocre shirt. But my orders don’t show a purchase until September 2014 for a microfiber comforter.
This completely useless purchase today will make for an epic Mehrican Exchange later! Except for the tumblers, I am going to hoard those like a crazy squirrel!
So I get my chance to buy a Saturday random bunch of stuff the day after my birthday? If I was smart, I would pass. But, hey, it was my birthday yesterday.
I think these are neato for celebrating day zero. It tickles me!
So, what Was the first item sold, not counting the shirt?
And Mr. Meh, did you have it bronzed?
Hmm, this inspired me to looking through my order history, and maybe I’ve fallen into the fallacy of VMP . I don’t order from Meh once a month! In fact, my last order was May 17th. Most of the items were pretty Meh, but there’s some that I use daily - my Shark Rocket vac is going strong, I’ve had Meh sock it to me multiple times (every day I get a pair of probably sourced from Meh socks from my dresser). But the free shipping is nice, and I can’t get VMP back if I cancel, so Meh - I’ll continue donating the $5/month. It’s for a good cause…
Okay, I did it. I’m paying five bucks a month on the off chance I want another case of wine, so why the hell not? I’ve been lurking for just about forever, but apparently my only purchase aside from this one was the casemates launch shirt. ¯_(ツ)_/ ¯
Do want the shirt - in my size. Will actually pay some money for one, even. I have plenty of random sized shirts thanks to the incredible accuracy of Asian conversion to US sizes, thank you.
385? That was it? Not only did I happily work for you for free… (although that golden era of free crap was great) but you only got 385 of us to send you money? I think you guys took over my brain. I know you took over my life for a long time. I’m not kidding, if I ever get to Texas I am stopping by at your house and at least expect a cup of coffee and a dip in your pool!
Meh…have you ever consider setting up an online university? You know, a massive open online course based school. I mean, you could solve the problem of college being too expensive! Think about it…all those folks who didn’t get into ivy league schools…or even state schools!
There’s a big demand that’s not being satisfied…and I could see people who would swell withthe pride of being able to say…
I’ve got five of the pillows (@miraclewhispers took one) and two or three of the tumblers (in a box downstairs… I use two of the bubba 25oz ones) and 25 Meh t-shirts (all in 2XL… I reorganized my t-shirts last Friday).
In since day 1… Kickstarter and the free gift card thing. However, I think you guys jumped the shark quite a while ago. It was fun for a while, but the stuff you sell now is pretty dang crappy. Like this, who the hell wants a shirt of unknown size? Wow, really funny and cute, but that wears on you after a while. And the comments section is pretty clicky with many of the same people commenting and lots of inside jokes, which gets tiresome. I’m sure I’ll get flamed by many of these same people. So have at it. Definitely a meh site for sure, now. So great job. Mission accomplished. Love what you’ve done, it’s just a bit old now, at least for me. I check in every so often and see if anything new is happening. Not so far.
@clarinetbob I never read the comments, but every site is full of cliques and inside jokes. and stupid people. it’s always stupid people. Today was my first day and my last day. carry on
@sammydog01 whatever…who cares what you do. Meh asked and I have my opinions. If you fanboys and fangirls want to flame me, I could care less. It’s really hilarious to watch you all get so defensive over your little clicks here.
@blaineg I picture @clarinetbob at his sister’s wedding rehearsal dinner. “Bob, could you tell us a story about Stephanie?” “Sure, Stephanie was a sweet child, so pretty and talented. She was the dog’s favorite. Then she got zits, started dating this loser, and now I’m embarrassed to be related to her. What, you asked.”
@blaineg@sammydog01 Keep going, loser. You’re just proving my point. Same people commenting on these forums, and feel really cool when they trash other people and their opinions, get some likes and be able to type things like fuck off on the internet without getting in trouble with their moms. Meh.com has gone downhill, and this is what it’s become. Have fun while it lasts.
Best Meh: Bought several of these and left on my neighbors porches one night. We live in WV. Half of them thought it was hysterical, a few said “Meh” and one called the cops thinking their home was being targeted.
@Jebbielax Sadly I missed this deal thanks to a nap that evolved into a slumber. If you are down to sell it I will be happy to buy it from you. My family live in Arlington so we can work something out, if you need to get rid of it!
XL Women’s flask shirt. I think it would fit, but that the cut would look funny on me. If anyone wants to trade a medium or large men’s for it, let me know.
I received the pearl tumbler (a color I didn’t previously have) and a small men’s AA black on black meh shirt. The husband was disappointed the shirt wouldn’t fit him but for now it fits over my pregnant belly. I’m also going to use a meh face pillow instead of one of those maternity pillow wedges until my 'lil mehnion arrives.
My daughter and I appreciate the mehticulous craftsmanship of the pillows and tumbler! And though the Tee doesn’t fit me, it fits her well enough to wear around home. We celebrate Meh’s birthday this way: Happy Mehday!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Black Meh Pillow
1x White Meh Pillow
1x Random Shirt
1x Random Color 12oz Meh Tumbler
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
Meh shirt, Meh tumbler, meh pillows - Meh oh Meh — oh shirt ( random size seems random idea to meh) If Meh shirt fits wear it!
Random size. I’m out.
@MrMark
/image point up this
Seriously, who WANTS random sized shirts? Like, unless you’re a small who doesn’t mind swimming in tshirts, I can’t see that being usable. As an L to XL, anything below that goes right into the charity bin, and I won’t waste my money.
@Jamileigh17 I am thinking that if I do not fit in the shirt, this will finally be the push I need to make my own meh quilt.
Same - I was about to jump on it to replace another Meh shirt that isn’t doing well these days…but too much risk!
Edit: Ok, risked it. If it’s not my size, into the box of stuff for white elephants! The box is overflowing currently
@ConAndLibrarian I’ve been planning to make a Meh quilt too but I’m not ready to give up my T-shirts yet. Maybe when they’re worn out a little more.
@MrMark Yeah, the shirt is the only thing I want, but as I read it, I’m most likely not to get a size that’ll fit, never mind a design or color that I’ll wear.
NOPE.
@MrMark Well I could throw this stuff into the pile for the annual Cousin Camp auction, but that could cause serious damage to my reputation as the cool uncle.
@MrMark - I had to follow up on this one - I bought in
and got a size 2XL shirt 
BUT it is 2XL Chinese 
making it L in Amehrican 
so it fits! 
I did get the smallest tumbler size, though.
Can I get a four pack of tumblers instead? I’ve got the other stuff… using a pillow now tbh.
Happy Birthday Meh.
/buy
@Seeds It worked! Your order number is: athletic-understanding-templar
/image athletic understanding templar
@mediocrebot
/giphy athletic understanding templar
My favorite meh write-up? That’s an easy one: “Fuck Speaker Docks.”
You had me at “meh”, but then you doubled (quadrupled?) down on mehdiocracy.
/giphy impressive most impressive
@stinks I am slightly looking forward to the random shirt reveal thread.
I’d buy that for a dollar! Oh, right, I did.
/Buy
@fuzzmanmatt It worked! Your order number is: smokey-savory-puffin
/image smokey savory puffin
@fuzzmanmatt @mediocrebot https://thesaltypot.com/pork-and-stuffing-muffin-the-puffin/
I just want the tumbler. Have 4 meh shirts. Don’t want or need the pillows.
Uhhhhm. I have all these things already. I actually use these pillows on my couch for naps, because they’re the perfect size. I wear the meh/mediocre shirts on a regular basis (Before I quit my office job to go full time freelance, my office considered meh my work uniform.) Come on, I expected something fresh, thank you much. That’s a wasted opportunity!
I don’t have a Meh story… but I do just want to say I genuinely, genuinely enjoy this site. It seriously is the first bookmark on my browser. Yep.
Oh, and I love the goofy shit.
Y’all need to get goofier more often.
/giphy goofy
Pretty damn disappointing. Probably what I should’ve expected.
I have the “something went terribly wrong” song as my ring tone for work.
/giphy gruntled-toothless-drawer
@ConAndLibrarian come on, you know you had me in mind when you put this bundle together!
/buy
@OldCatLady It worked! Your order number is: freezing-silky-list
/image freezing silky list
On the one hand, all stuff I already have. On the other hand, the other day I was at Costco with my mom and we were looking at a giant couch and she said, " We’d have to get a lot of pillows if we bought this couch," and I said, “I have two sets of Meh pillows! (pause) I should have bought more.”
@mossygreen So, when are you headed back to Costco?
Everything we don’t need more of. A perfecta trifecta (pillows count as one).
My first purchase was some batteries.
@planotex Only “some”? I don’t recall that deal.
/giphy boatloads
Random size? What. In. The. Fuck?
/image dapper-foamy-pain
Y’all my peeps. Thanks for sharing in weird live music forums and even more weird exchanges with me.
Especial thanks to @pavlov
If the shirt wasn’t random size…
I’m conflicted. The only purchases I’ve ever made on Meh are for Meh swag/fukus/fukos, so I really want to order this.
On the other hand, I’d have to pay $21.68 for stuff I already have, and a t-shirt which would be too big for me most likely…
Decided not to get it, especially since my pillows from the December 25 listing are still in their original plastic, and in the same closet as when I first got them.
Fun fact:
I’ve made only one purchase since then, and it was for the Fuko t-shirt.
My purchases have averaged out to meh.
Looking back through my purchase history I see many items that I threw out shortly after buying them. A Targus backpack with a faulty zipper that would have cost more to warranty ship then I paid. The rearview mirror dashcam with horrible PQ. The blood pressure monitors that failed within 3 uses.
On the flip side I use several meh purchases everyday. Cutting boards, Bluetooth speakers (strum, quirky and other) and a Pursonic.
Averages out to meh.
Meh.
When am I gonna learn? Of course, 2 pillows is worth the money, but I live with my daughter! Meh, she can use a new pillow or two.
/image giddy-playful-yoke
@rgmillerjr rockmount shirts rock
Have multiples of all the items already. May have still bought if not for the random sizing. I do not need a shirt almost guaranteed to not fit. Then again, I do not really need anything I have ever bought here.
Happy Birthday Meh! No great stories, but I LOVE that meh has stayed true to the one item of questionable need, quality, and value concept, and avoided the temptation of selling everything, including the kitchen sink today, tomorrow, and the next day.
I don’t like some of the things you have changed, but you have to do what you have to do. I think you should do more for the VMP’s who’ve been here for a long time.
And in your spare time, could you please end world poverty and hunger? A few expired packs of candy corn should take care of that don’t you think? It’s not just food, it’s a currency too…LOL.
Enjoy the party, but watch out for the confetti…don’t want to sneeze at the wrong time…;)
We’re just bath-ing in Mehmories…
If you can guarantee I get the mediocre flask shirt I’m in.
I’m in…
So in a couple of weeks we can have a shirt exchange party?
@jimeezlady that makes the most sense.
@jimeezlady All it will take it someone (you?) to take the initiative to run it.
@Kidsandliz Sorry! As luck would have it, mine is an A.A. Meh.com shirt in my size. And I LOVE it!
/NotEvenForFree
hardpass
Random size shirt? Meh!
I feel like I shouldve gotten three…
Tomorrow are the Irk plush, right?
Wow. This inspired me to look back through my order history. I, uh, shouldn’t have.
@Helot Never, never do that.
The last photo is like a perfect storm of Meh: Meh-faced person wearing Meh t-shirt, holding Meh tumbler with ill-gotten baby arms.
Random shirt size? Meh, I’ll buy anyway as I have family of various sizes for gifting should it not fit.
I have a very fresh Meh story in my mind… I had an [Unofficial] Meh Birthday celebration Friday in advance of this year’s Mehniversary.
Back in 2015 I received a Marlboro sign as part of a Fuku, and I saw it as an unspoken commission for a piece of art.
I began bugging Matthew for a favor, and he cheerfully came through for me. I then procrastinated, moved, thought about it, and finally worked on this art piece. About a month ago I said I would get the sign done and deliver it to Meh HQ for their birthday. I took Friday the 6th off as a good day to deliver, so I had a hard deadline to make.
True to a good procrastinator’s form, about a week ago I really started working on it. I did a little bit over the past week, and then it really required an epic all nighter to get it done. (There’s no minute like the last minute).
I drove over to Meh HQ Friday afternoon, and was able to deliver the sign and meet some of the people behind the magic. I knew I was in the right place when I saw this:
I first met Ben, who seemed bewildered that I was there. (I later found out that it was because he didn’t hear me knocking at the door, he was just coming out to see what the weather was like.) He got a couple of people to come out, and I was able to reveal the sign.
Unfortunately I didn’t even take a picture of the completed sign. The best I can do is one of the work in progress that I sent to Matthew the night before:
I know some of the people took pictures of the sign in its finished form, and I even posed for some of me there by it, so hopefully those will make their way out.
I have to say thanks and I know I am going to mess up on some names and/or forget someone, because I met quite a few people in a hurry, and even though I hatched this scheme and did it, I couldn’t believe I was actually in Meh HQ. So thanks to Ben for letting me in. Rick for coming out as one of the first to see it. @Denboy and Chris for taking me on a tour and having a wonderful conversation about all things Mediocre. @Jdub came out and said some great things. And @Moose for revealing the origins of the Marlboro sign - it came from his personal collection. @Mandirose, I heard I bashed the Olio watches, I don’t remember doing that so no hard feelings, you buy some awesome stuff! And to all the people I said hi to but didn’t actually meet. The Meh HQ is a place of wonder and I thank you all for welcoming me into it for a few moments of your day. Thanks to you all for what you do to make this a fun place on the Internet, and very many happy birthdays to Meh!
@djslack Amazing!
@djslack Great story!
@djslack am I to understand that Mediocre is housed in some shining, new office park and not in some seedy warehouse packed to the rafters with crap no one wants or needs but might buy at a discount?
color me surprised!
@djslack Nice job on the sign. In the end did you do anything with the right side as well?
@djslack bahaha I told that to Rick in gest (I mean, everyone hates me because of the Olio watches, I’m aware haha just kidding) Don’t worry, you’re my hero for creating such an awesome piece for us to enjoy everyday!! This kind of stuff makes mediocre such an great place to work.
@ekw Kind of. I’d say it’s in the seedy warehouse at the end of the shining office park. You can find that vibe in the back when you need it.
@Fodder650 Yes, the sign was made Meh-centric on the left, right, and center panels. That pic was about 8 hours prior to completion, I just got delirious and forgot to photograph it all nice at the end.
@mandirose thanks!
So awesome, @djslack!
Great job on the sign, watching for the other photos.
BTW, my birthday is the 13th.
@djslack Wow!
@djslack I’m at HQ today and got to see your work up close. I love it. If I can, I’m smuggling it back home with me… but I don’t think they’ll let me.
@Thumperchick Thanks! I’m glad you get to see it in person!
It’s probably hard to smuggle, it is not small by any means
@Thumperchick PHOTO! You owe us one.
I’ll regret this.
/image peppery-insidious-carrot
@hanzov69 That’s two questionable muffins in this topic.
@blaineg I noticed an image trend for food as well… is it a meh-spiracy of some sort?
Favorite videos: “Fridy”, “If I Was Batman”,“No One Gives A Shit About Your Fitness Thing” and the Mad Ape Den of “I Kissed A Girl”.
Favorite write-ups:
The one where you mentioned me in the portable fans write-up. One day earlier, I made a comment asking for them to go on sale again.
The battery write-up with all the gifs (DBZ among them.)
The write-up with images from Shark Tank.
As for today’s deal, I would be interested if we were allowed to choose a shirt size. I would have been happy with “Large” or bigger so I will have to pass.
@JT954 Okay, I’ll give Irk a “favorite thing” for his uncanny ability to tease out the proper pronunciation of everyone’s user names in “Ask Irk”. Them’s serious skillz.
the most annoying thing is even if i buy the max number allowed, you know meh is going to “randomly” give me all the same (probably incorrect) size. aw well, if i get a smaller size i’ll give it to my niece.
@russellmz
That actually was my favorite write-up, you insensitive clod.
I already have all of these things, yet if I was able to at least pick the shirt size, I would buy it yet again. Come on! I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY HERE!
I can’t believe I just ordered a random sized shirt.
/giphy discrete-lethargic-playground
A Sunday Bundle. Nice homophonic pairing.
I’ll tumble for ya.
@norman8 But would you discrete-lethargic-playground for them?
The only reason to only offer the “deal” stating random size (or color, etc.) is that they have a crapload of the least selling size(s) from previous sales. My guess is that the Tees are almost all S with some XXL+ if they even have been a previous offering. Pass.
My father in law and I both got in on day zero and have been having a fuku competition ever since. He’s got me beat by two at the moment, but it’s been a blast each time with how much good natured smack talk they incite.
This is test for who falls for it…and make ‘special’ suckers list…
@givemehdeal what about those of us who fell for all of these items separately?
@djslack @givemehdeal you can already be spotted.
you’re wearing a T-shirt that fits!
@djslack @ekw @givemehdeal
That’s quite an assumption that they still fit
How?
Happy Birthday Meh!!!
/buy
@aetris Sorry, the
/buycommand is currently only available to VMP members.@mediocrebot - am I not a VMP member? I’m paying the monthly fee.
@mediocrebot - Well, never mind, I’ll just push the button: ludicrous-outstanding-tray.
@aetris Your badge has a little heart in it- they left a few features old VMP only to make us feel better about the extra penny we pay.
Random shirt size meh? Really? Guaranteed you’ll send me a size I can’t wear…and I already have the pillows, and not sure I’d use the tumbler. Meh all around…but what the hell…take a chance and hope the shirt will actually fit and I can wear it!
/buy
@savvysapphire It worked! Your order number is: parallel-exquisite-hydrogen
/image parallel exquisite hydrogen
“If I had one, I’d wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.”
Fabienne pot belly
Happy birthday Meh. All I can offer is a random nope.
Mmmmh…the random size will probably fit someone on my next Christmas list
On the off chance the shirt will fit either my husband or I, because I’ve already bought these before…
/buy
I’m waiting on you mediocritee.com!
@LadyLeela It worked! Your order number is: bent-feisty-water
/image bent feisty water
I really just need a new lid for my tumbler. I lent mine out and got it back with a different lid that doesn’t really work well.
It worked. merry-babbling-edge
Enjoy your day Meh. I joined when the deal was some rockband drumset. For some reason became vmp and never left.
Joined Feb 12. 2015
Now I am trapped in this hole paying $5 and cant climb out of it. As well as having a dedicated alarm at 1159 every night. Bastards.
I gave up on the meh button a year ago after a 260 day streak. Took some mighty willpower, but life is better. Now I dont even acknowledge the meh face.
So take my $5 buy yourself something nice and go fuck yourself.
Four years, huh? I still have that Kickstarter t-shirt kicking around here somewhere. How much is it worth now. Must be a collectors item, right?
Alright, you sonsabitches, I’m paying $30 to get two tumblers. Seriously, random sized t-shirts? Fuck.
/giphy narcissistic-tense-vein
So like some of the others I have my kickstarter shirt around here somewhere. I also remember the thing to decorate their offices. Which I didn’t take part in and kind of regret. How much of that stuff made it to the new offices?
So I went back to my orders to see what I bought because I was here for the launch and I thought Day Zero was a Meh or Mediocre shirt. But my orders don’t show a purchase until September 2014 for a microfiber comforter.
This completely useless purchase today will make for an epic Mehrican Exchange later! Except for the tumblers, I am going to hoard those like a crazy squirrel!
So I get my chance to buy a Saturday random bunch of stuff the day after my birthday? If I was smart, I would pass. But, hey, it was my birthday yesterday.
Happy Birthday Kiddos!!!
Love you!
Mom
@LittleLulu
79 purchases. You’re welcome!
I think these are neato for celebrating day zero. It tickles me!
So, what Was the first item sold, not counting the shirt?
And Mr. Meh, did you have it bronzed?
Oh why not…my kid will probably like the pillows.
/buy
@TimW It worked! Your order number is: critical-savory-doctor
/image critical savory doctor
@mediocrebot @TimW Dr. SEBI!!1!
I’d go for this if the shirt wasn’t a random size.
Hmm, this inspired me to looking through my order history, and maybe I’ve fallen into the fallacy of VMP . I don’t order from Meh once a month! In fact, my last order was May 17th. Most of the items were pretty Meh, but there’s some that I use daily - my Shark Rocket vac is going strong, I’ve had Meh sock it to me multiple times (every day I get a pair of probably sourced from Meh socks from my dresser). But the free shipping is nice, and I can’t get VMP back if I cancel, so Meh - I’ll continue donating the $5/month. It’s for a good cause…
/giphy overwrought-dear-snail
Okay, I did it. I’m paying five bucks a month on the off chance I want another case of wine, so why the hell not? I’ve been lurking for just about forever, but apparently my only purchase aside from this one was the casemates launch shirt. ¯_(ツ)_/ ¯
@neuroticsilence you dropped this:
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Do want the shirt - in my size. Will actually pay some money for one, even. I have plenty of random sized shirts thanks to the incredible accuracy of Asian conversion to US sizes, thank you.
My favorite purchase is my Wash-A-Tootie toilet seat. Warm water washes my bum, front or back, warm seat in winter. I could not live without it.
What the heck.
/giphy beige-minor-argon
385? That was it? Not only did I happily work for you for free… (although that golden era of free crap was great) but you only got 385 of us to send you money? I think you guys took over my brain. I know you took over my life for a long time. I’m not kidding, if I ever get to Texas I am stopping by at your house and at least expect a cup of coffee and a dip in your pool!
Only thing that would make this any better is if it included one of those damn Martian watches!
Meh…have you ever consider setting up an online university? You know, a massive open online course based school. I mean, you could solve the problem of college being too expensive! Think about it…all those folks who didn’t get into ivy league schools…or even state schools!
There’s a big demand that’s not being satisfied…and I could see people who would swell withthe pride of being able to say…
“I graduated from Meh University”
@eeterrific
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/college-of-apathy
College of Apathy
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
Again, no candycorn. No can do!
I’ve got five of the pillows (@miraclewhispers took one) and two or three of the tumblers (in a box downstairs… I use two of the bubba 25oz ones) and 25 Meh t-shirts (all in 2XL… I reorganized my t-shirts last Friday).
eh, wtf…
/buy
@baqui63 It worked! Your order number is: fixed-soaked-scone
/image fixed soaked scone
@baqui63 @mediocrebot That’s almost a biscut.
I have all of this.
Of course, as a long time (former woot, then meh) occasional buyer, often reader of the goofy ad copy, I would add to meh collection…Cheers, M!
In since day 1… Kickstarter and the free gift card thing. However, I think you guys jumped the shark quite a while ago. It was fun for a while, but the stuff you sell now is pretty dang crappy. Like this, who the hell wants a shirt of unknown size? Wow, really funny and cute, but that wears on you after a while. And the comments section is pretty clicky with many of the same people commenting and lots of inside jokes, which gets tiresome. I’m sure I’ll get flamed by many of these same people. So have at it. Definitely a meh site for sure, now. So great job. Mission accomplished. Love what you’ve done, it’s just a bit old now, at least for me. I check in every so often and see if anything new is happening. Not so far.
@clarinetbob I never read the comments, but every site is full of cliques and inside jokes. and stupid people. it’s always stupid people. Today was my first day and my last day. carry on
@clarinetbob I’ll just go cry in a corner for a while. And that’s not sarcasm.
@sammydog01 whatever…who cares what you do. Meh asked and I have my opinions. If you fanboys and fangirls want to flame me, I could care less. It’s really hilarious to watch you all get so defensive over your little clicks here.
@clarinetbob Damn I’m gonna miss you when you fuck off.
@clarinetbob
You care! You really do care!
@blaineg I picture @clarinetbob at his sister’s wedding rehearsal dinner. “Bob, could you tell us a story about Stephanie?” “Sure, Stephanie was a sweet child, so pretty and talented. She was the dog’s favorite. Then she got zits, started dating this loser, and now I’m embarrassed to be related to her. What, you asked.”
@blaineg @sammydog01 Keep going, loser. You’re just proving my point. Same people commenting on these forums, and feel really cool when they trash other people and their opinions, get some likes and be able to type things like fuck off on the internet without getting in trouble with their moms. Meh.com has gone downhill, and this is what it’s become. Have fun while it lasts.
@clarinetbob
At least Woot had the right idea.
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/i-miss-the-old-woot-3
I Miss the Old Woot
Price: $5.00 - $7.00
Condition: Probably New
This deal is currently sold out
@PlacidPenguin I’m saving that shirt for Thursday.
@sammydog01
Shame their birthday isn’t in the winter. I might have finally opened this:
(Even after almost 9 months, I have not opened it.)
That shirt is 4 years old now? If the new one doesn’t fit, there’s kids and white elephants…
/buy
@Bakasama It worked! Your order number is: relieved-divergent-plate
/image relieved divergent plate
Best Meh: Bought several of these and left on my neighbors porches one night. We live in WV. Half of them thought it was hysterical, a few said “Meh” and one called the cops thinking their home was being targeted.
@jelavich
It’s always fun to mess with people.
When you start making knives and speaker docs with the Mediocre Labs logo, call me.
/image cylindrical tainted doll
/giphy weighty-mechanical-sangria
I was so close to buying, but I decided to go outside and set fire to $15 instead. Saved me the shipping…
@txag96
How I burn $15 correctly
/giphy evil-tasteful-war
I have all of these and set aside some for the goat box
/Buy
@candiedisilvio1 Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
Got the old school grey meh chemistry/ beaker shirt in large. Cool color but too small. Anyone want in Dallas want to trade for XL or 2XL?
@Jebbielax Sadly I missed this deal thanks to a nap that evolved into a slumber. If you are down to sell it I will be happy to buy it from you. My family live in Arlington so we can work something out, if you need to get rid of it!
Gambled and won, the shirt I got was in a size I can wear!
Any peeps want to unload some large shirts? I’d be happy to buy it or swap out a future shirt of your size if I get it.
Anyone else get everything but the shirt? It’s kinda disappointing cause the main reason I bought this was for the shirt.
mine arrived today. got XL shirt, need 2XL. oh well, maybe a gift for my brother.
Geez, I had no idea meh shirts came in infant sizes.
I hit the jackpot. Yeah, right. I got a BROWN (ugh) women’s small shirt. It just about fits my little dog Lady.
Oops, I was wrong. It was a women’s size large. That’s a large? OMG!
White and black tumbler, looks good.
XL Women’s flask shirt. I think it would fit, but that the cut would look funny on me. If anyone wants to trade a medium or large men’s for it, let me know.
@Seeds Trade ya!! Will have to figure out what I have in men’s large at home. Doubt I have mediums.
Got this as a meh birthday gift to myself, anyone got small (women’s maybe? i’ll just settle for a small) meh shirt to trade for a maroon-ish 2XL?
@Glam I have a grey women’s large beaker style from AA. I don’t know if that’ll fit you but if it does I’ll trade!
The tumbler was my favorite color (Starry Night) and the shirt is my size!
/giphy score!!
I received the pearl tumbler (a color I didn’t previously have) and a small men’s AA black on black meh shirt. The husband was disappointed the shirt wouldn’t fit him but for now it fits over my pregnant belly. I’m also going to use a meh face pillow instead of one of those maternity pillow wedges until my 'lil mehnion arrives.
@LadyLeela Make sure you let us know when that day arrives? I’ll queue up some Congratulations gifs.
@sammydog01 Thanks! I’m not due until December thankfully, so much to do.
My daughter and I appreciate the mehticulous craftsmanship of the pillows and tumbler! And though the Tee doesn’t fit me, it fits her well enough to wear around home. We celebrate Meh’s birthday this way: Happy Mehday!